They had only been dating for two weeks. The boyfriend, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his buddies. So, he said to his new girlfriend, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the girlfriend. "I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer."

The girlfriend said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, Etc.

The boyfriend didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop, but at the bar, you know, they have frozen glasses, "
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the girlfriend interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face? "

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The boyfriend, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious, I won't be long I'll be right back. I promise.

OK?" "You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.

"But my sweet honey, at the bar, you know, there's swearing, dirty words and all that, "
"You want dirty words, cutie pie?,

"LISTEN UP SH1T HEAD! DRINK YOUR bleeping BEER IN YOUR DAMNED FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR
M*THERFCUKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, A$$HOLE?"

, and, they lived happily ever after.

gud 4 dem

can she provide other men for him to hang out with?

KarmaMod:

can she provide other men for him to hang out with?

A swearing, hors d'oeuvre providing, cold glass of beer giving Transvestite?

Heaven on earth for a lot of men!!

Of course they won't admit it

nice one

KarmaMod:

can she provide other men for him to hang out with?

No, he should stay at home. the relationship is still young. After three months he can start hanging out with his friends

u got me laughing my ass out.
me like

lmao

ROFLMSFAO, I swear I haven't laughed this much since I got my legs back,

Just goes to show the lengths some guys would go through to try and out-smart women. Thank God, we are catching on.

@Poster, this was very very funny, but true to a T,

what happened 2 ur legs

loffers:

what happened 2 your legs

LOL, almost lost them to Kamasutra

u mean kamasutra

Happily ever after? i dont think so.

Cayon:

No, he should stay at home. the relationship is still young. After three months he can start hanging out with his friends

Uh, you must be fun to date . . .

bwuahahahahahaha son son met wat i call a sista to the full!
dang! he thot he could out smart her
buh she should have let him go still na lol

bluespice:

bwuahahahahahaha son son met what i call a sista to the full!
dang! he thot he could out smart her
buh she should have let him go still na lol

i realy cant place u at all.u no wat i tink?u aint thinkin straight.if u feel i've got strings atatchd fine wit me i kno most Nigerian females hav dt ideology but u're far from it.watevr!
i enjoyd ur *** while it lasted.

once a street boy . . .always a street boy

Opslag:

i realy can't place u at all.u no what i think?u aint thinkin straight.if u feel i've got strings atatchd fine wit me i kno most Nigerian females hav dt ideology but u're far from it.watevr!
i enjoyd your *** while it lasted.

see this disoriented fuktard oh?
where do u know me from?
wo, do not ta si mi a word is enoff oh
all those that towed the line u starting have been the reason for
all the funeral services i have attended both in the "real world" and virtually

I had a good laugh reading this thread. 

@karma

re your question. . . .yes