With the number of posts that appear in this meetup forum, it looks like a lot of nairaland men need a course on how to approach ladies. Please, if you are gifted in this area, you could enlighten a few of the brothers on how to approach ladies in different scenarios.

Guys, please, look at yourselves very well to determine the types of ladies to approach, if you don't own a car, there is no point approaching a lady stepping out of a toyota RAV 4 just because you are attracted to her. You would be better off approaching someone of the same status to improve your chances of making the kill.

how much una go pay for thorough lecture?

USE LOVE POTIONS AND DRUGS
My guy any way na way
1.A nasal spray containing the hormone oxytocin can make people trust you AND LOVE YOU - an important part of any relationship.
2. Illegal drugs such as cocaine can simulate the euphoria of falling in love by raising levels of the neurotransmitter dopamine
3 Another neurotransmitter, phenylethylamine (PEA) PEA is found in chocolate, is tagged the "love molecule" because it induces feelings of excitement and apprehension.

4.If any of the above doesn’t work,visit a Baba Munsurat (the village baba alawo)

hollandis:

USE LOVE POTIONS AND DRUGS
My guy any way na way
1.A nasal spray containing the hormone oxytocin can make people trust you AND LOVE YOU - an important part of any relationship.
2. Illegal drugs such as cocaine can simulate the euphoria of falling in love by raising levels of the neurotransmitter dopamine
3 Another neurotransmitter, phenylethylamine (PEA) PEA is found in chocolate, is tagged the "love molecule" because it induces feelings of excitement and apprehension.

4.If any of the above doesn’t work,visit a Baba Munsurat (the village baba alawo)

Na only this one fit work o!
Tried and trusted.

LoL .I'll have to try that out .It's perfect for "difficult to catch girls"!!

hollandis:

LoL .I'll have to try that out .It's perfect for "difficult to catch girls"!!

Yes! Those "difficult" girls are a pain in the rump arent they?

Yeah the task of wooing and chasing is pretty exicting but could be frustrating especially when she doesn’t want to be caught. But blessed is the man who chases and wants that girl and who is willing to do some work to be with her.Ohhhh what a nice feeling indeed when the girl is caught

hollandis:

Yeah the task of wooing and chasing is pretty exicting but could be frustrating especially when she doesn’t want to be caught. But blessed is the man who chases and wants that girl and who is willing to do some work to be with her.Ohhhh what a nice feeling indeed when the girl is caught

It is a very nice feeling to be chased as well.
For both(!) parties, the thrill is usually in the chase. However, for the chaser, I think attention should be paid to appearance and character.

spikedcylinder:

It is a very nice feeling to be chased as well.
For both(!) parties, the thrill is usually in the chase. However, for the chaser, I think attention should be paid to appearance and character.

I should write that down pretty fast.However a note of caution "Guys are good at laying traps" .Suppose he is not the guy you thought he was"?

hollandis:

I should write that down pretty fast.However a note of caution "Guys are good at laying traps" .Suppose he is not the guy you thought he was"?

Yes, there's a lot of that around but yer know, you gotta take risks, or else, you will never know.

zignor:

hmmm . .who is chasing who

Chaser- you

Chase-Your shortie

If you catch her,still continue the chase

spikedcylinder:

Yes, there's a lot of that around but yer know, you gotta take risks, or else, you will never know.

you can know?
A lady can avoid falling prey to an insincere guy
its very easy
prim him hard with hallucinatory drugs or strong wine , he will confess

zignor:

if a guy is on, he will be chased, but if he is broke, he will be the chaser

lol
Then he should end up being caught ,real fast

hollandis:

Chaser- you

Chase-Your shortie

If you catch her,still continue the chase
you can know?
A lady can avoid falling prey to an insincere guy
its very easy
prim him hard with hallucinatory drugs or strong wine , he will confess

*yawns*

spikedcylinder:

*yawns*

You said ,'girls need to still feel a little bit of the chase"

i got ya ,i got ya

So can someone start the lecture.

hollandis:

You said ,'girls need to still feel a little bit of the chase"

i got ya ,i got ya

oh babes. . . . you dont "got" me. Not that easy.

spikedcylinder:


oh babes. . . . you don't "got" me. Not that easy.

The road to a friend's house is never long.

why chase, when you can just pur-chase

hollandis:


The road to a friend's house is never long.

A chicken that keeps scratching the dung hill will soon find the mother's thigh bones.

I dont get.

spikedcylinder:

A chicken that keeps scratching the dung hill will soon find the mother's thigh bones.

Never tear down a fence until you know why it was raised

hollandis:

Never tear down a fence until you know why it was raised

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off your lips.

spikedcylinder:

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off your lips.

Talk doesn't cook rice

The best way to strike up a "good" conversation with a random girl is to stroll up to her to tell that "I'm hot and you're not" while putting on a serious face. 

ice_zik:

The best way to strike up a "good" conversation with a random girl is to stroll up to her to tell that "I'm hot and you're not" while putting on a serious face.

That is a very stupid chat up line

hollandis:

Talk doesn't cook rice

Whether knife falls on melon or melon falls on knife, melon suffers.

@ zignor

nah! I don't like him, he's too uptight.

See flirting on this forum. . . . .

Orisirisi

Hollandis, when they tell everyone on the forum
ur prick is a shrivelled Pepeye cloaca na im u go learn

ice_zik:

The best way to strike up a "good" conversation with a random girl is to stroll up to her to tell that "I'm hot and you're not" while putting on a serious face.

No. I think the best line is

"Nice shoes, lets have sex"