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How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 5:52am On Aug 22, 2008 |
Ladies, Do you need any form of manipulation to keep your man? If you could write your own manual on "How To Keep Your Man," what would you suggest? And On the flip side, as a woman, what would you suggest men put in their "How To Keep Your Woman" manual? |
Re: How To Keep A Man by NegroNtns(m): 6:17am On Aug 22, 2008 |
Too late for you. That manual is not going to help you any. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 6:18am On Aug 22, 2008 |
Too late for you. That manual is not going to help you any. Go to bed. Are you a woman? |
Re: How To Keep A Man by NegroNtns(m): 6:25am On Aug 22, 2008 |
Is it exclusive? |
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 6:31am On Aug 22, 2008 |
Is it exclusive?Yep. |
Re: How To Keep A Man by NegroNtns(m): 6:48am On Aug 22, 2008 |
Where is that written? I ought to poke you in your eye! |
Re: How To Keep A Man by RobertK: 3:30pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
For the Girls, keeping your man is not that difficult. Most naija girls are weak in this, 1. Write love notes and leave it his wallet. Your love notes do not have to just say, "I love you". Certainly you can end them with that popular phrase, but you can say something as simple as: "Honey, I love the beautiful gifts you gave me this weekend. You always do nice things that make me feel special". Write about those things that he does that makes you feel special. 2. Give him small gifts on weekdays. Go to the mall, buy him a nice shirt, a tie, watch, or a bottle of drink, wrap it and add a card that says something special. Gift giving is not just for his birthdays or the weekends. When you give him a gift during the week, it helps break up the monotony of his work week and gives him that break that he needs to smell the roses. There are abt 5 of them. check out the complete post below: http://www.meetprincecharming..com/ |
Re: How To Keep A Man by thendo(m): 3:34pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
dont believe in all the bull, if you want to keep your man just be yourself, and dont underestimate the power of the pot-learn to cook |
Re: How To Keep A Man by iice(f): 3:41pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
LOL i was just talking about this with my sister. This is what some women do. You tell the man honey, if you don't do this/that blah blah, you don't love me And the men sef |
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 5:38pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
don't believe in all the bull, if you want to keep your man just be yourself, and don't underestimate the power of the pot-learn to cook What if they live in america where everybody works like crazy? Should she still hold on to the power to cook? |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 5:41pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Stage one- buy chains Stage two- buy a chair Stage three- chain him to the chair afta that, he is all urs |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 5:43pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
yong babe:lol that is funny yb |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 5:46pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
rokiatu: and very effective |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 5:47pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
so many ways on how to keep a man men r babies,treat them like one and u have them |
Re: How To Keep A Man by DeepZone: 5:47pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Stage one- buy chainsStage 4: buy a cain to flog him anytime he lies. Stage 5? |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 5:48pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
mesmya:please try this at home yong babe:PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME |
Re: How To Keep A Man by SOJ(m): 5:50pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
rokiatu: peeps into forum to spy;methinks some lady-eesh stuff going on here |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 5:51pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
DeepZone: eheh, now u are talkyn Stage 5- collect ALL his check books Stage 6- |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 5:51pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
SOJ:can you come again? |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 5:53pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
yong babe: Stage 6-tell him to sign over all his cash to you,or face casteration stage 7? |
Re: How To Keep A Man by onyinye2(f): 5:54pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
step 5: get his credit, bank numbers, check books, cash, change and store it step 6: tell him if he wants to leave. . . fine, just expect a 1000 dollar bill in your mail |
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 5:55pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
rokiatu:SOJ you have a waitin invitation to cu m again |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 5:56pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
Stage 7- censor his tv, as in he is 2 watch no show with females in it, x-pt if its a tape of us of course Stage 8- ? |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 5:58pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 8-make sure he pounds yam for food and atleast clean d whole house twice a day stage 9- |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 5:59pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 9- make sure he does not sleep without putting the kids to sleep stage 10- |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 5:59pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 10- Buy a leash chain should incase he needs 2 use the toilet stage 9- ? |
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:00pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
yong babe:You dont expect him to live much longer after this |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:01pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 11-make sure he does all d laundry in d house including ur undies stage 12- |
Re: How To Keep A Man by yongbabe(f): 6:03pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
erratic: he must nah. stage 12 - make sure he agrees with EVERYTHING u say u are the boss stage 13- |
Re: How To Keep A Man by Nobody: 6:04pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
stage 13- try you best to not annoyed him stage 14- |
Re: How To Keep A Man by SOJ(m): 6:06pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
@rokiatu CUMMING i am!! |
Re: How To Keep A Man by erratic: 6:07pm On Aug 22, 2008 |
rokiatu:Yeah. This is one sure way. Now lets hear more SOJ:Everybody wait. SOJ is cu mming |
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