Ladies and gay men,
List the safest and quickest way to dump a man for good?

dump as in use and dump?if it is then simply tell him

i dont wanna continue

dump as in dump him whether you used him or not.

We are done
Simple

Just tell him you are nolonger interested, abi?

If he doesnt listen, then make sure ur actions speak very loud for u, e.g ignoring his calls, giving him the cold shoulder etc

like i said ,simply tell him

i don't want to continue,wt d rate at which sm men  dump girls i don't think they need to be pitied wt mild words,infact


the best way is----------get the hell out of ma life,cow

We are done
Simple

We are done? just like that? and you think that will make the likes of Hannibal and Eldee stay off you. You must be joking, ba?

like i said ,simply tell him

i don't want to continue,wt d rate at which sm men dump girls i don't think they need to be pitied wt mild words,infact


the best way is----------get the hell out of ma life,cow

No, it's "get the hell out of ma life, malu.

DeepZone:

We are done? just like that? and you think that will make the likes of Hannibal and Eldee stay off you. You must be joking, ba?

roflmao
the 2 biggest playa on NL

DeepZone:

We are done? just like that? and you think that will make the likes of Hannibal and Eldee stay off you. You must be joking, ba?

u and dis hannibal sef una online argument no dey end

roflmao
the 2 biggest playa on Nairaland

You may need EFCC to pull them out of your life.

tope2000:

roflmao
the 2 biggest playa on Nairaland

excuse me? wat happened to sly?dat guy will win d award anyday anytime

u and this hannibal sef Grin una online argument no dey end

Lol; like it will ever end.

mesmya:

excuse me? what happened to sly?that guy will win d award anyday anytime

oh yes
i forgot

DeepZone:

You may need EFCC to pull them out of your life.

hehehehehhhehehe

excuse me? what happened to sly?that guy will win d award anyday anytime

Sly is in jail for abetting prostitution and sexual harrasement.

aaah u want 2 dump a man without knowing the first lesson i sori 4 u

DeepZone:

Sly is in jail for abetting  prostitution and sexual harrasement.

like seriously he deserves it d guy pursues not only single babes but also married ones too,wt his sweet tongue

@topic

bad men shouldnt be pitied,its as simple as ----------------------u r suffcoating my life,get the hell out MR

like seriously he deserves it Grin d guy pursues not only single babes but also married ones too,wt his sweet tongue Grin

Yeah, he's in for about 5 years.

@topic

bad men shouldnt be pitied,its as simple as ----------------------you're suffcoating my life,get the hell out MR

roflmao.

DeepZone:

We are done? just like that? and you think that will make the likes of Hannibal and Eldee stay off you. You must be joking, ba?

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Not Again!!!!
Is this a way of getting back at me cos i dumped ur sorry ass.
Try harder. . . . . . . . .

Ha, make i get popcorn
film wan begin

Hannibal:

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Not Again!!!!
Is this a way of getting back at me because i dumped your sorry ass.
Try harder. . . . . . . . .

Mmmm hmmm.  .  . so the rumor is indeed true.  .  .  

Now we know your ''taste''. Care to share how you went about the dumping?

abeg tope bring for me too,hannibal and funmi war no be small thing

mesmya:

abeg tope bring for me too,hannibal and funmi war no be small thing

make i go do more, i dey come
cuz this fight no go easy rara

@post

If you don't know how to dump a guy. . . . just use the into to Usher's "Let it Burn". all will be good.

tope2000:

Ha, make i get popcorn
film wan begin

Get Alize too.

Cristalz:

Mmmm hmmm.  .  . so the rumor is indeed true.  .  .  
Now we know your ''taste''. Care to share how you went about the dumping?

The dumping wasn't easy. DeepZone was a donkey stubborn female.
I told her in a clear n concise language. . . . . .GET OUT and she was playing the sympathy card.
Sobbed for days and went on a hunger strike. . . . .Eventually, i had to dial 9-uno-uno to haul her ass of ma crib.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Not Again!!!!
Is this a way of getting back at me because i dumped your sorry ass.
Try harder. . . . . . . . .

shhoooo, why lie over a little thing? What made you think we were in a relationship? You had some free money and i helped you spend it. Did you even get a kiss?

The dumping wasn't easy. DeepZone was a donkey stubborn female.
I told her in a clear n concise language. . . . . .GET OUT and she was playing the sympathy card.
Sobbed for days and went on a hunger strike. . . . .Eventually, i had to dial 9-uno-uno to haul her ass of ma crib.

I dumped you from the day you said hello? water and oil do not mix. I belong to the upper class while you belong to ajegunle, what iin the world made you think we can be seen together? abeg, shut up before Celestine Babayaro, my boo jail your ass.

Hannibal:

Get Alize too.

I no like Alize, but ill get Hypnotic tho

DeepZone:

shhoooo, why lie over a little thing? What made you think we were in a relationship? You had some free money and i helped you spend it. Did you even get a kiss?

This babe lies for a living.
Of course, i didn't get a kiss cos your halitosis is staggering.
Halitometers explode on every attempt to analyse ur bad breath.

DeepZone:

I dumped you from the day you said hello? water and oil do not mix. I belong to the upper class while you belong to ajegunle, what iin the world made you think we can be seen together? abeg, shut up before Celestine Babayaro, my boo jail your ass.

Upper Class with ur Yaba undies?? Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
U werent even good in bed. . . . . .Screaming like a rhesus monkey does not make u a diva.
One of the reasons i kicked u out like POLIO.

@post

If you don't know how to dump a guy. . . . just use the into to Usher's "Let it Burn". all will be good.

Once again, it'll not work on Hannibal. EFCC seems to be the only effective way to lay him off your back, in case you get involved with him tomorrow, Usher's let it burn will not help you. I used EFCC to haul him out of my life.

ok keep the confessions coming

This babe lies for a living.
Of course, i didn't get a kiss because your halitosis is staggering.
Halitometers explode on every attempt to analyse your bad breath.

You obviously don't know the difference between halitosis and fart smell. You forgot I got a farty azz?