There is this guy i have been dating for quite a while now, Tell me the best way i can dump him,

oh GOD!!!! were we there when u were acceptin his relationship request or did we teach you how to say yes to his request? can you just imagine? if i was to respond to ur question i'ld have told you to tell him "OGBENI!! BACK-OFF" but since i am not responding i'll keep it to myself

Can u pls tell us y u want 2 dump him?.

Dumb,dumb,dumb! Silly,silly threads! Get a life,poster

Invite the guy and I to a public location, and let me know how to indentify you, I'll give you a sign which we'll agree on, then you'll just run towards me and start kissing me. You'll pay me for this.

kool J:

Dumb,dumb,dumb! Silly,silly threads! Get a life,poster

Hahahahahahahaha!
This is too much nah!
@OP,send me his number!

Poster, there is no definite way for dumping your parnter , if you're scared of sitting him down to talk it over, send him a text message

der r many ways to dump a guy call oit off by sendn a txt or call or tell it to his face afterall wen u accepted him u looked @ him n said yes so face ur beautiful nightmare

There is no easy way to break someone's heart.

Tell him you are pregnant for another man or that u have contacted HIV.

send him a foto text of you kissing another guy

Fuccck his friend in his house

Is it online dump or offline dump?

eye for eye. apply same method u you used to start off.

So u date online . . . heard and seen it all here

Open your mouth and utter the words, "I am done and would like to move on".

M M M:

put poison in his food or drink

Or give him acid to drink!

tell him u have exhausted his usefulness and u need somethin fresh, its really going to be hard u know

Laughs out loud!

@OP
UR A B.I.T.C.H, ITS OBVIOS D GUY DINT DO ANYTHNG WRONG, CUS IF E DID, U WUNT ASK US HW 2 DUMP HIM,U WULDA DUMPED IS ASS, BCK 2 UR QUESTN, BUY A BIG TRASH-CAN ND DUMP HIM INSYD, Mtcheew

jennyty:

There is this guy i have been dating for quite a while now, Tell me the best way i can dump him,

is there no refuse dump in your area?

^ i tire o, this one wey LAWMA don provide enuff bin.

do invite the guy and state the reason why u want the relationship to be halt.
no big deal about that OK.
do that on time and stop deceiving the guy.

What ever feels right for you, And why is this on front page?

Lawma no dey open for sundays!
dump him today>

Tell him to face to the left to the left and before you do that, make sure his belongings in your crib is packed in a box  in one corner outside your garage. Go out with your girls and send him a "PLZ DO NOT CALL AGAIN" TEXT message from your phone. Never engage him in any form of discussion because he will try to talk his broke azz self back into your life. What use is a man who can't afford a blackberry for you?. ALSO REMEMBER TO ADD "I APPRECIATE THE GOOD TIMES WE HAD BUT LIFE IS LIKE A ROLLING STONE AND I AM ROLLING WITH IT. GOD BLESS YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING THAT MY HEART IS SOME PLACE NOW".  Text messaging is used at its best when dumping boyfriends.

people as so funny sha, what God dislikes it and you are encouraging it, were you all there wen they are, and now to separate, u ar the teachers, please i wont be part of this,