DeepZone:

All these Amala lovers won't ever cease to amaze me.

No wonder you go about taking pride in your farting. Adedibu pikin.

Cristalz:

debo who knows,you just might be a calming influence. . .y'know,you being ''reserved'' and all

The only one I want to calm down is you darling, get that scummieness out of your veins

Me? Calm Hotfunmi? That is what is called 'Suicide Mission'

No I can't, you are possibly the most annoying female on nairaland.

Had it been i support polygamy, I would've married You and David Dylan and instil discipline in your heads by inflicting enough misery in your lives.

No wonder you go about taking pride in your farting. Adedibu pikin.

Amala playa is back again.

Me? Calm Hotfunmi? That is what is called 'Suicide Mission'

I can calm your nerves baby, just allow me to drag you to the altar and I'll let you see the other side of pleasure.

DeepZone:

1. I'm Hot
2. I'm opinionated
3.I'm sexy and irresistible.

1) Hot?? Of course, you are as hot as Azeezat.
2) STFU. You are thicker than a lamp-post.
3) Sexy n irresistible?? Ijesha babes dunno what the word sexy means so i aint surprised. Irresistible?? With ur farticles, i guess.

1) Hot?? Of course, you are as hot as Azeezat.
2) STFU. You are thicker than a lamp-post.
3) Sexy n irresistible?? Ijesha babes don't know what the word sexy means so i aint surprised. Irresistible?? With your farticles, i guess.

Another ewedu lover on the prowl.

debosky:

The only one I want to calm down is you darling, get that scummieness out of your veins

Me? Calm Hotfunmi? That is what is called 'Suicide Mission'

With all that Arse-ness in your veins? I doubt you can accomplish that dearie

The mission might not be that suicidal. . .you won't know till you try

[b]The mission might not be that suicida[/b]l. . .you won't know till you try

Actually it is, but him being a wimp and a coward will not attempt to do it. If you want men that can dare you, search the Nairaland's [b]real [/b]men section.

DeepZone:

Amala playa is back again.

I can just imagine you sitting behind that computer and farting yourself off. What a disgusting piece.

Marry you indeed!

Deepzone, at you talking about baby?
My number has always been there and by the way, I have them in droves aiight, I’m serious. You don’t know me.
Please who knows this pretty guurl? Tell her who cooldude62 is.
You don’t need to be desperate sweetie, what you need to have is what women want!
But check it now, I removed it and put my pic.

Marry you indeed!

You wish you have me.

My number has always been there and by the way, I have them in droves aiight, I’m serious. You don’t know me.
Please who knows this pretty guurl? Tell her who cooldude62 is.
You don’t need to be desperate sweetie, what you need to have is what women want!
But check it now, I removed it and put my pic.

I only saw a guy with a smeared face wearing a fake ass chain he probably bout at oshodi market. You have a great shape, why not throw away that necklace because it made you look cheap.

DeepZone:

Actually it is, but him being a wimp and a coward will not attempt to do it. If you want men that can dare you, search the Nairaland's [b]real [/b]men section.

Hmm.  .  .wherez that section again?  

@debo

Coward,wimp? Is that what it is?  

DeepZone:

Another ewedu lover on the prowl.

Such an unintelligent way to nail a partner, Deepy.
Why not seek spiritual help if finding a man is becoming too cumbersome for you.
While you are it, try and work on your insipid personality first before u go on 40 days fasting.

DeepZone:


You wish you have me.

Farting machine,

I do not need a pollutant and irritant like you. So you ain't on my wish list girl. Try and enroll when next Pataki rolls out his wish list. You might be lucky to be selected as my experimental specie of a reusable material.

Get off from replying my post. It is not the best way to get me attention.

cooldude62:

Deepzone, at you talking about baby?
My number has always been there and by the way, I have them in droves aiight, I’m serious. You don’t know me.
Please who knows this pretty guurl? Tell her who cooldude62 is.
You don’t need to be desperate sweetie, what you need to have is what women want!
But check it now, I removed it and put my pic.

jacobu, why u dey always do sumthing to your face in every pic
are u hiding sumthing?

Hmm. . .wherez that section again? Undecided

@debo

Coward,wimp? Is that what it is?

Haven't you noticed you'll only find them in girlish sections? Go to autos, sports, politics, graphics, programming etc but Debosky will be running around from sexuality(to discover himself) to religion(he's not sure what to believe again) to romance(looking for healing from women that serially dumped his arse) and family(to cry on Queenisha's shoulders).

Farting machine,

I do not need a pollutant and irritant like you. So you ain't on my wish list girl. Try and enroll when next Pataki rolls out his wish list. You might be lucky to be selected as my experimental specie of a reusable material.

Get off from replying my post. It is not the best way to get me attention

Why not ROLL out your non existent list? You can't boast of what you don't have.

Why are you obsessed with my farting? Is farting illegal in Europe?

DeepZone:

Haven't you noticed you'll only find them in girlish sections? Go to autos, sports, politics, graphics, programming etc but Debosky will be running around from sexuality(to discover himself) to religion(he's not sure what to believe again) to romance(looking for healing from women that serially dumped his arse) and family(to cry on Queenisha's shoulders).

hehehehehehehe
u have killed debo

Such an unintelligent way to nail a partner, Deepy.
Why not seek spiritual help if finding a man is becoming too cumbersome for you.
While you are it, try and work on your insipid personality first before u go on 40 days fasting.

Nail an ewedu lover indeed. i just can't afford to feed a glutton like you, so turn to the left, to the left.

DeepZone:

Why not ROLL out your non existent list? You can't boast of what you don't have.

Why are you obsessed with my farting? Is farting illegal in Europe?

Obsessed with your farting? Girl come out of those cheap drugs.

@ Criz

cowardice? Is it cowardice to refuse to stick your head in a guillotine? I don't think so - I'm no masochist, only someone in love with pain and torture will contemplate getting with DZ.

Cristalz:

With all that Arse-ness in your veins? I doubt you can accomplish that dearie

Don't worry hun, we'll produce an Arse-Man hybrid, I think we can make it work. What say you?

DeepZone:

Haven't you noticed you'll only find them in girlish sections? Go to autos, sports, politics, graphics, programming etc but Debosky will be running around from sexuality(to discover himself) to religion(he's not sure what to believe again) to romance(looking for healing from women that serially dumped his arse) and family(to cry on Queenisha's shoulders).

check my stats, my posts are primarily sports and politics based - I guess this is another reason to dump your ass - patent mendacity.

hmmm, chain makes moi look cheap?
do i need to tell you how much thats worth?
dont try to step to me babe,
i'm good in that department.
but common, i love em ladies, i dont ditch em.
bigups to all em beautiful ( in the mind) ladies in the house

@tope, sup babe?

I am good!

I am gooder!!

I am goodest!!!

DeepZone:

Nail an ewedu lover indeed. i just can't afford to feed a glutton like you, so turn to the left, to the left.

More waste of bandwidth.

@ Pataki,

What is the nuisance value of Hotfunmi on Nairaland?
I need a rough guesstimate.

check my stats, my posts are primarily sports and politics based - I guess this is another reason to dump your ass - patent mendacity

@bold, i didn't understand that vocabulary. Is that how you toast babes? By using vocabulary because for all i care, it could mean "Funmi, will you marry me?" No wonder you are not getting any. Use pidgin or yoruba to make it easier.

hmmm, chain makes moi look cheap?
do i need to tell you how much thats worth?
don't try to step to me babe,
i'm good in that department.
but common, i love em ladies, i don't ditch em.
bigups to all em beautiful ( in the mind) ladies in the house

Whatever rocks your boat playa. Just throw away that necklace, it made you look cheaper than Pataki.

DeepZone:

Haven't you noticed you'll only find them in girlish sections? Go to autos, sports,  politics, graphics, programming etc but Debosky will be running around from sexuality(to discover himself) to religion(he's not sure what to believe again) to romance(looking for healing from women that serially dumped his arse) and family(to cry on Queenisha's shoulders).

Yep. The guy is a very serious Arse  

@debo

The term alone (Arse-Man hybrid).  .  .doesn't it sound kind of    to you??  

More waste of bandwidth.

@ Pataki,

What is the nuisance value of Hotfunmi on Nairaland?
I need a rough guesstimate.

can you tell me the three qualities that makes you so attractive that a woman will love to call you her knight of shining armour?



None i guess.

@debo

The term alone (Arse-Man hybrid). . .doesn't it sound kind of GAYISH to you??

I am also wondering.

Hannibal:

More waste of bandwidth.

@ Pataki,

What is the nuisance value of Hotfunmi on Nairaland?
I need a rough guesstimate.

It is beyond threshold value.

DeepZone:



@bold, i didn't understand that vocabulary. Is that how you toast babes? By using vocabulary because for all i care, it could mean "Funmi, will you marry me?" No wonder you are not getting any. Use pidgin or yoruba to make it easier.

Patent mendacity is beyond you?

What of a mendacious oaf?