@ Criz, we could call it Gunner-United hybrid if you want

DeepZone:



@bold, i didn't understand that vocabulary. Is that how you toast babes? By using vocabulary because for all i care, it could mean "Funmi, will you marry me?" No wonder you are not getting any. Use pidgin or yoruba to make it easier.

That is another disqualifier - I cannot stand dense and thick females. sorry, you're out of luck

Pataki:

It is beyond threshold value.

I thunk as much!!!
After suffering 17 divorces in the last half decade, her nuisance value is priceless!!!
Hotfunmi would make top 5 on Forbes list of world's most worthless twats.

DeepZone:

can you tell me the three qualities that makes you so attractive that a woman will love to call you her knight of shining armour?

I don't blow ma trumpet for cheapskates like u.
Hannibal will let his CLASS speak for itself.

That is another disqualifier - I cannot stand dense and thick females. sorry, you're out of luck

Do you need brains to operate in bed?

What good will it be to you if you marry a rocket scientist that will make life a living hell for you? Is it not better to marry a dense and thick Funmi that will pump children for you and say yes to your command? :

@Debo

Now why did 'Gunner' have to come first in that combo? No deal  

Patent mendacity is beyond you? Shocked Shocked

What of a mendacious oaf?

See this Jew man toasting Funmi with vocabulary and pocket dictionary. i prefer to see you in Ferrari and not with a dictionary.

DeepZone:

Whatever rocks your boat playa. Just throw away that necklace, it made you look cheaper than Pataki.

You think I am one of those your Osun boys with cheap beads that they place on you calling it necklace?

You got it totally warped up girl, with your frequent hallucinations.

DeepZone:



Do you need brains to operate in bed?

What good will it be to you if you marry a rocket scientist that will make life a living hell for you? Is it not better to marry a dense and thick Funmi that will pump children for you and say yes to your command? :

Of course you do, unlike your type skilled in the log-of-wood type performances

I won't marry someone who will make life hell for me (e.g you) and stop lying, you won't say yes to any commands, you're as stubborn as a mule.

Pataki

no dey yab Osun boys o, Hotfunmi is one of our state's regrets, but don't insult the rest of us because of her.

DeepZone:



Do you need brains to operate in bed?

What good will it be to you if you marry a rocket scientist that will make life a living hell for you? Is it not better to marry a dense and thick Funmi that will pump children for you and say yes to your command? :

LMAO      

Debo this is a sweet deal.  .  .say yes na

I thunk as much!!!
After suffering 17 divorces in the last half decade, her nuisance value is priceless!!! Cheesy Grin
Hotfunmi would make top 5 on Forbes list of world's most worthless twats.

The least you can do is to congratulate me for making the list. It ain't easy, bro.

I don't blow ma trumpet for cheapskates like u.
Hannibal will let his CLASS speak for itself.

Class? You think that being the most valuable customer(MVC) at the red light zone is classy? good to know.

I won't marry someone who will make life hell for me (e.g you) and stop lying, you won't say yes to any commands, you're as stubborn as a mule.

Roflmao, believe me baby, i changed overnight.

This is the funniest i've read in years.

DeepZone:

The least you can do is to congratulate me for making the list. It ain't easy, bro.

For admitting u are worthless. . . . .CONGRATULATIONS.

Class? You think that being the most valuable customer(MVC) at the red light zone is classy? good to know.

Won't even DISS u no more.
U have made me day by admitting u are the most worthless Ijesha human mutt.

You think I am one of those your Osun boys with cheap beads that they place on you calling it necklace?

Pataki's qualities.

1. Cheap, cheaper, cheapest

2. He won the cheapskate award in college(class of 1965).

3. He is presently the president of Nigerian association of Jew men.

Won't even DISS u no more.
You have made me day by admitting u are the most worthless Ijesha human mutt

You don tire? Your ashawo don land?

DeepZone:

Pataki's qualities.

1. Cheap, cheaper, cheapest

2. He won the cheapskate award in college(class of 1965).

3. He is presently the president of Nigerian association of Jew men.

Such venom because Pataki refused to penetrate you??
This is unfair o.

debosky:

Pataki

no dey yab Osun boys o, Hotfunmi is one of our state's regrets, but don't insult the rest of us because of her.  

Unfortunately you have allowed this farting machine to keep disgracing you peeps here and there. How you allowed her to let loose from your State Government confines is outstanding!

She is a typical "omo ijoba".

Such venom because Pataki refused to penetrate you??
This is unfair o.

No pun intended, I am obliged to say the truth under nairaland's oath.

DeepZone:

No pun intended, I am obliged to say the truth under nairaland's oath.

U can sort out y'all differences off NL.
Why wash your dirty linen here?

DeepZone:

Pataki's qualities.

1. Cheap, cheaper, cheapest

2. He won the cheapskate award in college(class of 1965).

3. He is presently the president of Nigerian association of Jew men.

See this girl. I hit you where you never expected tonight right?

Keep parading those over-used and faded necklace given to you by your loser. Sorry Pataki is not interested in digging you.

All your efforts to get my attention to see  your fat ass on me water bed ain't gonna work girl.

You can sort out y'all differences off Nairaland.
Why wash your dirty linen here?

i ain't got no dirty linen or any skeleton. It's Pataki that is the problem because his hands are filled with disabilities(if you know what i mean)


You never tell me why someone should call you the knight of his shining armour?

DeepZone:

You never tell me why someone should call you the knight of his shining armour?

I would let ma numerous concubines give their review on that. . . . .

I would let ma numerous concubines give their review on that. . . . .

Are you sure you don't want another wild witch from the wild west?

DeepZone:

Are you sure you don't want another wild witch from the wild west?

Wild witch?? I have had many in the past. . . . .
Let it be known i have got a 12 guage shotgun.

Keep parading those over-used and faded necklace given to you by your loser. Sorry Pataki is not interested in digging you.

All your efforts to get my attention to see your fat ass on me water bed ain't going to work girl.

If I catch you ehn? I'll shave your pubic hair and feed you cat food for one month. comot from that computer and go answer your mother in the kitchen.

Wild witch?? I have had many in the past. . . . .
[b]Let it be known i have got a 12 guage shotgu[/b]n.

We are never scared!!!!

DeepZone:

We are never scared!!!!

Bring it ON!!!

Hannibal sings. . . ."It's gon' be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing if Deepzone gets me alarm ringing. . . "

DeepZone:



If I catch you ehn? I'll shave your pubic hair and feed you cat food for one month. comot from that computer and go answer your mother in the kitchen.

Ewwwwwwwwww

Isn't that one very risky venture?  

DeepZone:



If I catch you ehn? I'll shave your pubic hair and feed you cat food for one month. comot from that computer and go answer your mother in the kitchen.

You need a heavy spanking this evening. Is your cheap boyfriend not around?

So you go around shaving a males' pubic hair? You need help seriously!!!!

I pity the man who marries you.

Cristalz:

Ewwwwwwwwww

Isn't that one very risky venture?  

DeepZone is a good handler in pubic region business(She shaves, cleans, kisses, licks, laps, massages et al)
She's got steady hands.

Pataki:

You need a heavy spanking this evening. Is your cheap boyfriend not around?

So you go around shaving a males' pubic hair? You need help seriously!!!!

I pity the man who marries you.

Well on the bright side she'll keep him all neat and tidy    

Well besides that i am the bone of his bone, he should marry me -

1) Because i will always add to the value of that person - will forever be an ever appreciating asset.
2) Because i will be a joy to live with and we'll make a beautiful family.
3) Because i will by God's grace meet all my womanly duties at home and am willing to learn even if i dont meet them.  

So why una dey pick on Hotfunmi like this

She gbona fele fele oo

Take my word for it

Cristalz:

Well on the bright side she'll keep him all neat and tidy    

At least she will have a usefulness in the house.

Shaving pubic hair here and there.