1. I can type (obviously ). So if you need a secretary, I'll help you save money.

2. Sometimes I like cooking.



nothing comes to mind, really.  Wish I could be like those advertisers in the dating and sexuality sections who blow their own trumpets like they're going out of style.


Interesting thread however.

Saylawchar:

well, can anyone tell me what is this topic is all about?

Go to the first page and read na. Haba.

adeboo:

I know. Thats one of the major problems that they have.
For instance, i am one outspoken person, i love to laugh and joke alot - u know the sisters in church that doesnt follow the status quo with regards to dressing.
The sort that will wear jeans and a top to Sunday service - lol
There are some men that will not even consider me cause they will see me as 'wayward' they want the quiet types and more reserved types - which am not, so they pass me over and disqualify me.

However, i know that i am a big time asset to any man, he will be lucky to have me and i know i will definitely make his life better.

Hear hear. Most marketed product so far.  .  .any takers??  

adeboo:

I know. Thats one of the major problems that they have.
For instance, i am one outspoken person, i love to laugh and joke alot - u know the sisters in church that doesnt follow the status quo with regards to dressing.
The sort that will wear jeans and a top to Sunday service - lol
There are some men that will not even consider me cause they will see me as 'wayward' they want the quiet types and more reserved types - which am not, so they pass me over and disqualify me.

However, i know that i am a big time asset to any man, he will be lucky to have me and i know i will definitely make his life better.

I really don't let it faze me. You know i really don't care about the guys who "disqualify" me. There is always something better out there. If a guy doesn't like me all in all, then bye bye. Cuz don't plan on confirming into something i aint. Cuz i follow the Gospel of Onyinye and she does what she wants.

@Cristalz

I have booked you on the 17:30 flight to London for tomorrow 

Dont wear anything complicated 

adeboo:


However, i know that i am a big time asset to any man, he will be lucky to have me and i know i will definitely make his life better.

pls expantiate more, so that your market can move quicker

onyinye2:

I really don't let it faze me. You know i really don't care about the guys who "disqualify" me. There is always something better out there. If a guy doesn't like me all in all, then bye bye. Cuz don't plan on confirming into something i aint. Cuz i follow the Gospel of Onyinye and she does what she wants.

Yes o.

Cristalz:



Hear hear. Most marketed product so far.  .  .any takers??  

Lol.
Yes o, going going gone - to the millionaire from Dubai.
lol

adeboo:

Lol.
Yes o, going going gone - to the millionaire from Dubai.
lol

Very smart girl.

chamotex:

please expantiate more, so that your market can move quicker

Haba e de gbami!
Which market are you selling?

Make u no let Mr Adeboo come catch u o.
Na weapon of mass destruction dem dey use fight o.
lol

DeepZone:



Yea, like You and pataki, [b]screwing [/b]each others mind.

Get over it girl.

Just because I publicly told you, you are not my type, you still will not allow the Pataki name to rest?

Even though you are for free, I ain't digging you girl.

No mind Chamotex jare.
He just dey take women up and down

@post
I'm suppose to say "I'm Good, Honest Nigerian woman"

Pataki is married to Jesus

*Morenike:

No mind Chamotex jare.
He just dey take women up and down

@post
I'm suppose to say "I'm Good, Honest Nigerian woman"

and maybe just a little bit naughty

Thor:

@Cristalz

I have booked you on the 17:30 flight to London for tomorrow 

Dont wear anything complicated 

Gee,thanks dude. Tho i wonder how you got me booked without any of my personal data.    

And,hope a nun's habit isn't too complicated for you  

Pataki:

Get over it girl.

Just because I publicly told you, you are not my type, you still will not allow the Pataki name to rest?

Even though you are for free, I ain't digging you girl.

She is not FREE. . . . . .
Polyandry is her game. . . . She has got about 6 husbands in Nigeria alone.

Cristalz:

Gee,thanks dude. Tho i wonder how you got me booked without any of my personal data.    

And,hope a nun's habit isn't too complicated for you  

I did not need your name, the ticket just says a beautiful woman 

Wow, my dream come true, a nuns habit  

Me and Sister Cristalz  

Thor:

and maybe just a little bit naughty

heheh, a lil bit?

@post
A lot naughty

Thor:

I did not need your name, the ticket just says a beautiful woman 

Wow, my dream come true, a nuns habit  

Me and Sister Cristalz  

My dear Brother Thor.  .  .make sure you're in your priestly robes o  

Cristalz:

My dear Brother Thor.  .  .make sure you're in your priestly robes o  

I will only be wearing my white collar so you can recognise me at the airport

Oga o wetin this Deepzone girl do una now?
na wa o

because there's only one me and never another me

dreeldee:

because there's only one me and never another me

There is also only one of me, and this me is going to bed 

Goodnight sweet ladies of the nairaland 

@ Cristalz

See you tomorrow at the airport 

Thor:

I will only be wearing my white collar     so you can recognise me at the airport  

LMAO    

You got a deal brother.  .  .i just hope you don't freeze to death before i find you

Sleep well o.You know exactly what to dream of right?

Thor u do well.
Make u go rest, pele.

Cristalz:

LMAO    

You got a deal brother.  .  .i just hope you don't freeze to death before i find you

Sleep well o.You know exactly what to dream of right? 

I know exactly what I will dream about  I will give you your clothes back tomorrow for the flight 

Keep your legs bedroom window open just in case I visit you in your wet dreams 

adeboo:

Oga o wetin this Deepzone girl do una now?
na wa o

She used to be ma bed partner.
I kicked her out because she FARTS a lot in bed.
Her body odour makes a pig smell like Ralph Lauren's SAFARI.

Thor:

I know exactly what I will dream about  I will give you your clothes back tomorrow for the flight 

keep your bedroom window open just in case i visit you in your dreams  

That's so thoughtful of you  

My bedroom window's too high up o.  .  .wouldn't want you breaking your spine now. Don't worry,we'll see @ the airport.  

So Criz this is what you want to do ehn?

I asked for your hand first, its not fair.

OK, I have booked you first class, enjoy the flight and the complimentary champagne  

Goodnight sweetheart  

Wet Sweet Dreams

Oga o.
The thread has taken a turn for the worse.

Hannibal - pig smell like safari, u so crazy.

debosky:

So Criz this is what you want to do ehn?

I asked for your hand first, its not fair.  

Ain't my fault   He offered to meet me wearing nothing but his white reverendly collar   Hez a very skilled marketer.  .  .

You could try topping his offer sha  

please people, market the product now . . . .

Cristalz:

Ain't my fault   He offered to meet me wearing nothing but his white reverendly collar   Hez a very skilled marketer.  .  .

You could try topping his offer sha   

I want to back Debosky on this bid.
Hannibal is putting down this offer: A weekend trip to Barbados, all expenses paid in a jumbo jet with Debosky.
From Barbados, you jet down to Dubai to dine with Dr Sulaiman Al Fahim.
Deal or no deal??

adeboo:

Hannibal - pig smell like safari, u so crazy.

Her BO would make u rather wanna spend your weekend in a pig sty.