by.dot:

Una no dey fear, this pikins of nowadays self

abi oO, sammy boi d pikin
hin wahala too much nwadays

Sam Milla:

are you refering to simcard? or the king himself

he was referrin to u salami. .
everyone knows i'm not a pikin, i'm ya'll royal highness

sima:

he was referrin to u salami. .
everyone knows i'm not a pikin, i'm ya'll royal highness

sorry o sumonu

hehehe,

close that teeth pls

E white pass ur own, come make u dey vex, Open ya own make we see

you don see say na me colgate dey use for their ad

Tseeew! oh i thought u were the one @ikeja that a local herba paste were using for their adverts, that guy just dey bush dey scrub ya dirth teeth with a huge brush like that.

thank God say no be me

yea! with what u just said nw

thank God say no be me

i come rememba, na so u talk when a neighbour that saw u the same day ask. shey i lie?

you lie small

there is nothing like small lie

na true sha

actually. . we have different types of lies

but there is no small one

false. . (i just told a small lie )

you are a conventional liar sima, you know na

all hail sima the liar!

no praises for liars darl

ok dear

o gbadun

ore mi

ore mi second

Azo:

you are a conventional liar sima, you know na

thanks 4 d compliment jare . . na u teach mi nw

clemcykul:

all hail sima the liar!

oya, lie down on d floor, lemmme cross over u

Sam Milla:

no praises for liars darl

bad belle

Haro? Sim Card?

*grabs sima's bowlegs and breaks em off*

lllllmfaooo, . lloll
but did i hear bow leg?? no, na tyty's leg u hold not mine