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Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 12:40pm On Sep 11, 2008
one at a time, if ya turn reach, u go know tongue
Re: Dear Girlfriend by cbase: 12:42pm On Sep 11, 2008
backyard?, only on one condition cheesy
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 12:44pm On Sep 11, 2008
no conditions jo. .u have always been a stubborn child. by the time im thru with u, u'd cool down. grin
Re: Dear Girlfriend by cbase: 12:48pm On Sep 11, 2008
take am easy with me oo, i hear say u be Faya grin
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Opslag(m): 12:49pm On Sep 11, 2008
lysaa:

one at a time, if ya turn reach, u go know tongue

they don dey take turns abi?
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 12:51pm On Sep 11, 2008
@cbase
lmao. .I be faya plus naked waya

Opslag, since i nor fit take on u 2 at once, na turn by turn na. .what do u think
Re: Dear Girlfriend by cbase: 12:53pm On Sep 11, 2008
chai!
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Opslag(m): 12:53pm On Sep 11, 2008
U no dey shame?how u mean say u no fit handle only we two?
Re: Dear Girlfriend by cbase: 12:54pm On Sep 11, 2008
Na small gal na, e no fit wink
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 12:58pm On Sep 11, 2008
U wan kill me? how that fit happen sef

make una nor take me play this hot afternoon o

oya cbase, to the backyard now! angry
Re: Dear Girlfriend by cbase: 1:02pm On Sep 11, 2008
If dats what u want, but give ur Particulars to Opslag to hold for u, u wont be needin it grin
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 1:05pm On Sep 11, 2008
WHO TOLD U I HAVE THEM WITH ME? look, my personality nor matter. .gongo aso
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Opslag(m): 1:06pm On Sep 11, 2008
Wetin u mean cbase?we both goin togeda now.
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 1:08pm On Sep 11, 2008
no, i have the final say. . but come, are u scared of me or somn? how come u want to go with cbase?
Re: Dear Girlfriend by cbase: 1:08pm On Sep 11, 2008
u wan may dis gal kpeme, eh! Oya go, after u comot may i go grin
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 1:11pm On Sep 11, 2008
i cease my dealings with u 2. . u may now go and sin no more cool
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Opslag(m): 1:13pm On Sep 11, 2008
Ah notin oh!i only wantd him to help do d calmin,but seems ur ok.oya now
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Opslag(m): 1:15pm On Sep 11, 2008
Go where?u wan run abi?cbase hold am.
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 2:04pm On Sep 11, 2008
UNA NOR GO LEAVE ME? SEE RAPE ON NL angry


SEUN! SEUN! I NEED HELP! tongue
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 2:14pm On Sep 11, 2008
lysaa:

UNA NOR GO LEAVE ME? SEE RAPE ON Nairaland angry


SEUN! SEUN! I NEED HELP! tongue

see who dey cry for rape,

as if you forget what u did to me everynight of our relationship.
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 2:17pm On Sep 11, 2008
lmao. . u always said u liked hardcore. .y are u playing saint here? Mind yaself o as i'm through with u, I could do to u the unthinkable. cool
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 2:24pm On Sep 11, 2008
Lysaa : Sammy Sammy pack your things quick. I have won millions in lottery.

Sammy : Sweetheart , where are we heading to, BAHAMAS OR BARBADOS?

Lysaa : I dont care, just pack your things and leave.

LADIES
Re: Dear Girlfriend by cbase: 2:26pm On Sep 11, 2008
Chai! Sam na u be this lipsrsealed
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 2:28pm On Sep 11, 2008
:-x
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 2:29pm On Sep 11, 2008
u no go fit talk now, abi?
Re: Dear Girlfriend by tufe(m): 2:32pm On Sep 11, 2008
sam, wetin be this i dey see. u got a wife without telling me. hmmmmmn na wa ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Gabry(f): 2:33pm On Sep 11, 2008
lysaa's mouth smells thats why. Eh Chika, go brush yo teeth nne
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 2:34pm On Sep 11, 2008
tufe, its not official yet
Re: Dear Girlfriend by lysaa(f): 2:35pm On Sep 11, 2008
if i tell u one now, u go post am. .

incase u nor know, i'm quiet so u would stop embarassing yaself in public.

the only place u are free to embarass yaself is ''alone in my presence''  sad


hey gabby. .watch ya tongue angry
Re: Dear Girlfriend by skfa1: 2:37pm On Sep 11, 2008
Ko ko ko any body at home?

hehe cbase whats up?  grin

This house is hot I need to take off ma clothe, I need fresh air.
Re: Dear Girlfriend by Gabry(f): 2:38pm On Sep 11, 2008
Eh tufe, you be outdated ohhh
Re: Dear Girlfriend by SamMilla1(m): 2:40pm On Sep 11, 2008
gabrywyl:

Eh tufe, you be outdated ohhh

i have never heard anything good or remotely funny from you.

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