Layi's comment is food for thought and really nice stuff; something to keep in mind!

I was going to apply to help you girls with your "problem" but then I remembered that I'm not dating at the moment. Ouch!

Layi always makes sense. he's just tite like that.

hipcaramel, didn't u read my post?? You even said it urself that u are real cutie. That means u are one of the good apples up the tree.

hipcaramel, didn't u read my post?? You even said it yourself that u are real cutie. That means u are one of the good apples up the tree.

goodguy, well said, you took the words out of my mouth.

I must say I really love the analogy given by goodguy. That it actually true girls. Just relax coz the good and reliable ones would climb high and take the risk of getting you when the time comes.

RELAX

You have to be very careful with your anxiousness to get hook to somebody now because at this stage,all you need is to seek for advice from some people that has been in one relationship and let them educate you well on how to go about it so that you will not regret any bit of your steps you might take.Pls,look before you leap,think on every bit of advice given and digest the one that will really help you because not all advice are good enough. I hope if you exercise patience,you will get your suitor and you will enjoy your relationship with him.

Hip caramel il advice that you dont be anxious or worried so you dont do anything hasty dat u'll regret later. Believe me its better to be in no relationship than to be in a valueless relationship. As per the no toasters stuff. are u in school? you should meet guys there now. do u go out to parties, churchs, wedding etc. those are the places to meet potential boyfriends i guess. Just go, hang out take it easy and the right person will come at the right time. u really have nothing to worry about in my humble opinion

I'm tired of being single too.

Lets hook-up.

j/k.

The problem is there are a lot of uncultured people, especially brits, and then I have to leave them. No real women around here. All on my ass and full of shit.

Sorry.

What's your situation?

I don't have a situation.

chrisd:

What's your situation?

I am her situation..got any problems with that?

goodguy:

I am her situation..got any problems with that?

Sure you are sane man.?

We Have A Situation Here, Mr. President

George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening?"

Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China."

George: "Great. Lay it on me."

Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new leader of China."

George: "That's what I want to know."

Condoleeza: "That's what I'm telling you."

George: "That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "I mean the fellow's name."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The guy in China."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The new leader of China."

Condoleeza: "Hu."

George: "The Chinaman!"

Condoleeza: "Hu is leading China."

George: "Now whaddya' asking me for?"

Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu is leading China."

George: "Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?"

Condoleeza: "That's the man's name."

George: "That's whose name?"

Condoleeza: "Yes."

George: "Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East."

Condoleeza: "That's correct."

George: "Then who is in China?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir is in China?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Then who is?"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Yassir?"

Condoleeza: "No, sir."

George: "Look, Condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone."

Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

George: "No, thanks."

Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"

George: "No."

Condoleeza: "You don't want Kofi."

George: "No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Kofi?"

George: "Milk! Will you please make the call?"

Condoleeza: "And call who?"

George: "Who is the guy at the U.N?"

Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in China."

George: "Will you stay out of China?!"

Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."

George: "And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N."

Condoleeza: "Kofi."

George: "All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone."

This is hilarious!!! You should have posted it under the jokes board

That was funny!

nice i heard that "hu" one in my wife and kids, minxing words, baah nice

Hope you get a bf soon KC, that is if you haven't yet, which I very much doubt, because you pweety

i cant believe ladies get tired of been single,i think they love been single...can someone just tell me its not true wot am seein?

it is true, some ladies dont like being single because singleness sometimes bring loneliness but owel
single gurls how about explaining more?

still single like a slice of cheese

but thanks zsi r u , so r u

@ chrisd


     that joke was hilarious!!!! i really can't stop laughing


   @ KC,
   
   i'm single too but then i'm only 16, i dont want to sound pathethic but dont rush in to anything just because you are "bored". if u rush in, u'll rush out. take it easy and let him come to you     Goodluck

Nice. I see we have some single gals in hurr. Anyone wants to hook up with me?

goodguy:

Nice. I see we have some single gals in hurr. Anyone wants to hook up with me?

You want hot-angel to break bottle for ya head?

We agreed on open marriage

ok rolly Lol i guessssssss

segun rolly is single hook up with her

i'm not about hooking up. thanks tho