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Re: Types Of Husbands by usibengate(m): 2:21pm On Aug 02, 2014
Na Waoo! What abt types of wife w

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Re: Types Of Husbands by LaRoyalHighness(f): 2:23pm On Aug 02, 2014
Looking for space to spread my mat while I watch and detect liars that are claiming No10.
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 2:24pm On Aug 02, 2014
free2ryhme: @ salaksmana, where you belong for this category
I'm still single.
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 2:33pm On Aug 02, 2014
Yomieluv: Am a loving husband to be,my wife go enjoy me wella...she will be lucky to have a guy like me as hubby.
Liar
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 2:35pm On Aug 02, 2014
Kanwulia: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE #9 !!!!!! cool

Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING! angry

Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO! cool

I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!

I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!

I love my space!!!!!! cool
Next time you come dis world and you wanna choose Husband , choose wisely so as to safe yourself from this kinda ill experience you probably had from your Nigerian Man !!

tongue
Re: Types Of Husbands by naijaboiy: 2:36pm On Aug 02, 2014
waiting for the counter...
Types of wives cool

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Kekekenny(m): 2:40pm On Aug 02, 2014
Khalessi:
Are you even married


FOR WHERE?
Re: Types Of Husbands by kroosx: 2:49pm On Aug 02, 2014
Judging from my relatnship i might just end up bin a bachelor husband


my mum married a panadol husband;(
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 2:54pm On Aug 02, 2014
Visiting but I'll spend like a week or more bcus i don't want her fade while seen each other everyday

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Re: Types Of Husbands by okotv(m): 3:10pm On Aug 02, 2014
hope to be number 10 but that would be at the approipriate time
Re: Types Of Husbands by Anudimex: 3:16pm On Aug 02, 2014
Lwkmd....
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 3:16pm On Aug 02, 2014
Even if d husband possess all d xteristcs of No 10, d wife will still complain.
Re: Types Of Husbands by bossanmayor(m): 3:16pm On Aug 02, 2014
i am perfect.dnt ask for ur opinion.
Re: Types Of Husbands by CharlieMaria(m): 3:23pm On Aug 02, 2014
Yomieluv: Am a loving husband to be,my wife go enjoy me wella...she will be lucky to have a guy like me as hubby.
You are a loving husband already and at the same time talking about your wife enjoying you in the future when you marry her. Are you married to her spirit now? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Types Of Husbands by CharlieMaria(m): 3:26pm On Aug 02, 2014
LaRoyalHighness: Looking for space to spread my mat while I watch and detect liars that are claiming No10.
What number do you think I will make in the future? 10 shey? cool
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 3:30pm On Aug 02, 2014
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Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 3:32pm On Aug 02, 2014
Nawao! Pointless thread I must say.
Re: Types Of Husbands by LaRoyalHighness(f): 3:34pm On Aug 02, 2014
I already caught one dumb pathetic liar...
CharlieMaria:
What number do you think I will make in the future? 10 shey? cool
Re: Types Of Husbands by henryobinna(m): 3:40pm On Aug 02, 2014
Obinoscopy: How about types of wives?
chill...relaxe for the thread is coming cheesy
Re: Types Of Husbands by Ovaiegbe(m): 3:40pm On Aug 02, 2014
You missed out one important one o.
Offshore husband - one leg at home and the other elsewhere.
Could be very caring but has other commitments outside.
Re: Types Of Husbands by Ovaiegbe(m): 3:54pm On Aug 02, 2014
Mumu husband.

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Re: Types Of Husbands by donbenie(m): 3:55pm On Aug 02, 2014
Pavore9: Why are you not comfortable with the spiritual part, If he is not an occultist?
Does he have to be spiritual to be a good husband?
Re: Types Of Husbands by emmydsife(m): 3:59pm On Aug 02, 2014
ATSOMEH: Number 10 all the way except for the spiritual part.
You claimed number 10 and u appear to be a female... Is something wrong somewhere?
Re: Types Of Husbands by san316(m): 4:00pm On Aug 02, 2014
Guess what! I'm number one(1). Marriage is not bondage. I wanna get married, i wanna be responsible but i still wanna live ma lyf. I want to play tv games, visit ma peepz, chill out. Marriage must nt get in ma way. Hell no!!!

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Re: Types Of Husbands by pseudonomer: 4:03pm On Aug 02, 2014
Though I'm single, but I'll prefer to be the no 1 type.
Re: Types Of Husbands by Cheeun(f): 4:17pm On Aug 02, 2014
God abeg gimme no 10 o cos no 1-9 na one chance i swear! grin
Re: Types Of Husbands by Dailyfavour(m): 4:21pm On Aug 02, 2014
Whao!!, every man wants to be positively OK with wife/wives, BUT any experience man will agree with me that almost 70% of the women are ingeniue, never satisfy with whatever U give rather cause more troubles at HOME. So you will be forced to go out looking for comfort. (Atan ni ni suuru Obinrin) as YORUBA will say.
Re: Types Of Husbands by Burntcoal(f): 4:31pm On Aug 02, 2014
ATSOMEH: Number 10 all the way except for the spiritual part.

wat do u mean pls xpantiate more
Re: Types Of Husbands by kajoula(m): 4:32pm On Aug 02, 2014
salaksmana: 1. BACHELOR HUSBAND: He does things on his own without consulting
wife. Hangs out a lot with friends
more than wife. Not serious
about marriage life.
2. ACIDIC HUSBAND: He is always boiling like acid and always angry, violent, moody,
dominating and very dangerous.
3. SLAVE HUSBAND: Want to be treated like King and treat Wife
like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old traditional respect
and hates being called by their first name.
4. GENERAL HUSBAND: Husband for every woman. Loves
and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female friends.
5. DRY HUSBAND: Very moody and stingy and
don't consider wife's emotions and the relationship enjoyable.
Have no sense of humour.
6. PANADOL HUSBAND: Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife
when needing something from
her. He's clever and knows wife's
weaknesses and capitalize on that and gets relief from wife.
7. PARASITE HUSBAND: Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of
money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.
8. BABY HUSBAND: Irresponsible, childish and can't make decisions on his own
without asking his mother or relatives; compares wife to
relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.
9. VISITING HUSBAND: Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things but have no time for them.
10. CARING HUSBAND: Caring and loving. Provides material and
emotional needs and makes out time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

They are always particular about themself...........its a logic crap which says all men are not perfect in marriage, Abi ?
I hope some women will not explode ooooo because this one is so instigating.
Re: Types Of Husbands by onoja12: 4:34pm On Aug 02, 2014
feminist,your plan for Africa can not work,9 out of 10 are bad.oya tell us about the kind of wife's we have

salaksmana: 1. BACHELOR HUSBAND: He does things on his own without consulting
wife. Hangs out a lot with friends
more than wife. Not serious
about marriage life.
2. ACIDIC HUSBAND: He is always boiling like acid and always angry, violent, moody,
dominating and very dangerous.
3. SLAVE HUSBAND: Want to be treated like King and treat Wife
like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old traditional respect
and hates being called by their first name.
4. GENERAL HUSBAND: Husband for every woman. Loves
and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female friends.
5. DRY HUSBAND: Very moody and stingy and
don't consider wife's emotions and the relationship enjoyable.
Have no sense of humour.
6. PANADOL HUSBAND: Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife
when needing something from
her. He's clever and knows wife's
weaknesses and capitalize on that and gets relief from wife.
7. PARASITE HUSBAND: Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of
money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.
8. BABY HUSBAND: Irresponsible, childish and can't make decisions on his own
without asking his mother or relatives; compares wife to
relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.
9. VISITING HUSBAND: Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things but have no time for them.
10. CARING HUSBAND: Caring and loving. Provides material and
emotional needs and makes out time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.
Re: Types Of Husbands by glosali(f): 4:48pm On Aug 02, 2014
I pray God gives us the caring and sensitive husband www.glowysofiscated..com so that our marriages will be blissful
Re: Types Of Husbands by HARDDON: 4:55pm On Aug 02, 2014
salaksmana: 1. BACHELOR HUSBAND: He does things on his own without consulting
wife. Hangs out a lot with friends
more than wife. Not serious
about marriage life.
2. ACIDIC HUSBAND: He is always boiling like acid and always angry, violent, moody,
dominating and very dangerous.
3. SLAVE HUSBAND: Want to be treated like King and treat Wife
like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old traditional respect
and hates being called by their first name.
4. GENERAL HUSBAND: Husband for every woman. Loves
and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female friends.
5. DRY HUSBAND: Very moody and stingy and
don't consider wife's emotions and the relationship enjoyable.
Have no sense of humour.
6. PANADOL HUSBAND: Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife
when needing something from
her. He's clever and knows wife's
weaknesses and capitalize on that and gets relief from wife.
7. PARASITE HUSBAND: Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of
money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.
8. BABY HUSBAND: Irresponsible, childish and can't make decisions on his own
without asking his mother or relatives; compares wife to
relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.
9. VISITING HUSBAND: Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things but have no time for them.
10. CARING HUSBAND: Caring and loving. Provides material and
emotional needs and makes out time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.



yea, rampant iriz to always tell her and consult her b4 taking actions or making decisions that are of immense intensity, but how would she understand? i have a very large heart and head....i see things a thousand km away, which to the natural mind now, sounds stupid. in my little years here, there are some that come flashing, aint much time to consult nobody. u just go with your guts! (whisper a lil prayer and wade in gangster-like with both eyes closed, if you come out unscathed, we all give testimonies, but dont ever forget to tell her latter)

how can we consult them on every move when with their emotional makeup, they tend to put the safety of the family first b4 any investment? women can think coolly and calmly, but they end up thinking with their hearts instead of their heads.
( i have sold my car a couple of times to get some urgent biz trashed, better ones always come there after but if the biz blows, i gladly live with the consequences,better to have tried and failed than not to have tried at all, she wouldnt hv that if i was married)

tell me brotherly, how can we tell them ?


op, the bolded above is no joke: if my gurl friend cant call me by my first name, is it my own private wify that should? of all the sweet names abounding in the whole wide world? da heck?

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