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Re: Types Of Husbands by Ishilove: 4:58pm On Aug 02, 2014
salaksmana: 1. BACHELOR HUSBAND: He does things on his own without consulting
wife. Hangs out a lot with friends
more than wife. Not serious
about marriage life.
2. ACIDIC HUSBAND: He is always boiling like acid and always angry, violent, moody,
dominating and very dangerous.
3. SLAVE HUSBAND: Want to be treated like King and treat Wife
like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old traditional respect
and hates being called by their first name.
4. GENERAL HUSBAND: Husband for every woman. Loves
and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female friends.
5. DRY HUSBAND: Very moody and stingy and
don't consider wife's emotions and the relationship enjoyable.
Have no sense of humour.
6. PANADOL HUSBAND: Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife
when needing something from
her. He's clever and knows wife's
weaknesses and capitalize on that and gets relief from wife.
7. PARASITE HUSBAND: Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of
money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.
8. BABY HUSBAND: Irresponsible, childish and can't make decisions on his own
without asking his mother or relatives; compares wife to
relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.
9. VISITING HUSBAND: Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things but have no time for them.
10. CARING HUSBAND: Caring and loving. Provides material and
emotional needs and makes out time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.
Dr D.K Olukoya from the 3-part message "Choosing a Life Partner". This message was preached at the MFM Youth Church in the Multipurpose Hall, Unilag in 2009.

Op, You should have acknowledged the source because the above is not entirely your intellectual property. angry

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Re: Types Of Husbands by portix: 4:58pm On Aug 02, 2014
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Re: Types Of Husbands by laivwire(m): 5:00pm On Aug 02, 2014
salaksmana: 1. BACHELOR HUSBAND: He does things on his own without consulting
wife. Hangs out a lot with friends
more than wife. Not serious
about marriage life.
2. ACIDIC HUSBAND: He is always boiling like acid and always angry, violent, moody,
dominating and very dangerous.
3. SLAVE HUSBAND: Want to be treated like King and treat Wife
like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old traditional respect
and hates being called by their first name.
4. GENERAL HUSBAND: Husband for every woman. Loves
and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female friends.
5. DRY HUSBAND: Very moody and stingy and
don't consider wife's emotions and the relationship enjoyable.
Have no sense of humour.
6. PANADOL HUSBAND: Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife
when needing something from
her. He's clever and knows wife's
weaknesses and capitalize on that and gets relief from wife.
7. PARASITE HUSBAND: Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of
money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.
8. BABY HUSBAND: Irresponsible, childish and can't make decisions on his own
without asking his mother or relatives; compares wife to
relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.
9. VISITING HUSBAND: Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things but have no time for them.
10. CARING HUSBAND: Caring and loving. Provides material and
emotional needs and makes out time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

Op, tell us the source, you copied ths from olukoya's message. Talk true

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Re: Types Of Husbands by roufy235(m): 5:02pm On Aug 02, 2014
hmm
Re: Types Of Husbands by Ishilove: 5:06pm On Aug 02, 2014
laivwire:

Op, tell us the source, you copied ths from olukoya's message. Talk true
No mind am. I have the parts 1 and 2 in my phone till date. I am still searching for the third part of the message sef
Re: Types Of Husbands by Swiftboy(m): 5:09pm On Aug 02, 2014
Cecediva: .


No problem


You can join me and commit & C4urself grin
tongue
Be ready for an adventure!!! grin
Re: Types Of Husbands by Emmaomotob(m): 5:13pm On Aug 02, 2014
ifeness: Number 10 is good except for spiritual.
Not everyone needs to know you are a philosopher.IDIO¤T!!!
Re: Types Of Husbands by Emmaomotob(m): 5:24pm On Aug 02, 2014
ATSOMEH: Number 10 all the way except for the spiritual part.
When did this people begin to rear their ugly word,people who were made by big bang grin
Re: Types Of Husbands by CharlieMaria(m): 5:29pm On Aug 02, 2014
LaRoyalHighness: I already caught one dumb pathetic liar...
grin grin cheesy tongue tongue
Re: Types Of Husbands by mezebel(f): 5:54pm On Aug 02, 2014
Kanwulia: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE #9 !!!!!! cool

Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING! angry

Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO! cool

I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!

I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!

I love my space!!!!!! cool
homo!!!
Re: Types Of Husbands by Dayjhihannon01(m): 5:55pm On Aug 02, 2014
Obinoscopy: How about types of wives?
Don't mind Op jare.. We are replying with this... Τђε̣ Season 2...1: SPINSTER WIFE.... Does things on his own
without consulting husband. Hangs out a lot
with friends more than with husband. Not
serious about marriage life.
2: ACIDIC WIFE Is always boiling like acid and
always angry violent, moody, dominiarian and
very dangerous.
3: SLAVE WIFE Wants to be treated like Queen
and treat husband like a Slave. Likes him to
perform old tradition respect and hates being
called by their first name.
4: PUBLIC WIFE Wife for every man. loves and
cares for manfriends more than her husband.
Likes giving money to friends and have more
male friends.
5: DRY WIFE Very moody and stingy and don't
consider husband's emotions and don't make
the relationship enjoyable,even in bed..the
husband has to beg to manage a 2nd round
match. Have no sense of humour.
6: PANADOL WIFE Use husnband as problem
solver, only loves him when the need
arise...sometimes if she wants something
from him. Is clever and knows husbands's
weak point and capitalize on that to get relief
from him.
7: MOSQUITO WIFE Lazy and only loves
husband for the sake of money. Use
husband's money on girlfriends, cloths, and
men.. Not initiative and does not help by
contributing to the house responsibilities.
8: BABY WIFE Irresponsible and childish and
can't make decisions on herself without asking
his Mother or relatives; compares HUSBAND
to neighbours, friends and relatives and runs
to them always if something goes wrong at
home.
9: VISITING WIFE Not always at home come as
a visitor just to Provide family all material
things but have no time for children and
family,but ready to hire a Nanny to do all the
household chores.even cooking for the
Husband and washing his undies.
10: GROOMED WIFE Caring and loving.
Provides both material and emotional needs
and makes time for family. Protects the
home spiritually by praying fervently. Very
responsible and treats husband with respect
as partner, helper, companion and HEAD of
the family.

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 5:56pm On Aug 02, 2014
I beg wat of ty
pes of wife
Re: Types Of Husbands by Forwetinnah: 5:59pm On Aug 02, 2014
Kanwulia: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE #9 !!!!!! cool

Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING! angry

Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO! cool

I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!

I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!

I love my space!!!!!! cool

I'm guessing you're a 2nd or 3rd wife..I love my space too but 'visiting husband' is a big mba for me.
Re: Types Of Husbands by Emmaomotob(m): 6:01pm On Aug 02, 2014
salaksmana: 1. BACHELOR HUSBAND: He does things on his own without consulting
wife. Hangs out a lot with friends
more than wife. Not serious
about marriage life.
2. ACIDIC HUSBAND: He is always boiling like acid and always angry, violent, moody,
dominating and very dangerous.
3. SLAVE HUSBAND: Want to be treated like King and treat Wife
like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old traditional respect
and hates being called by their first name.
4. GENERAL HUSBAND: Husband for every woman. Loves
and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female friends.
5. DRY HUSBAND: Very moody and stingy and
don't consider wife's emotions and the relationship enjoyable.
Have no sense of humour.
6. PANADOL HUSBAND: Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife
when needing something from
her. He's clever and knows wife's
weaknesses and capitalize on that and gets relief from wife.
7. PARASITE HUSBAND: Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of
money. Use wife's money on girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.
8. BABY HUSBAND: Irresponsible, childish and can't make decisions on his own
without asking his mother or relatives; compares wife to
relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.
9. VISITING HUSBAND: Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things but have no time for them.
10. CARING HUSBAND: Caring and loving. Provides material and
emotional needs and makes out time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.
Who told you marriage is one man one wife,even Bible and Quran didn't say so.
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 6:04pm On Aug 02, 2014
Pavore9: Why are you not comfortable with the spiritual part, If he is not an occultist?
when did the opposite of "spiritual" be become "occultist"? pray tell
Re: Types Of Husbands by holyboss: 6:16pm On Aug 02, 2014
No. 11 Boko Haram Husband
Re: Types Of Husbands by informe: 6:17pm On Aug 02, 2014
Good article.... I find no wrong with the whole observations, except for the second thought that I had after going through it, which was " what about the types of Husband"
Re: Types Of Husbands by sucezTP(f): 6:45pm On Aug 02, 2014
I was here on 2nd August, 2014. "She yawns and goes back to sleep"
Re: Types Of Husbands by faceve: 7:02pm On Aug 02, 2014
I need a careing husband datss evry. Womans dream
Re: Types Of Husbands by continentalceo(m): 7:07pm On Aug 02, 2014
Kanwulia: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE #9 !!!!!! cool

Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING! angry

Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO! cool

I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!

I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!

I love my space!!!!!! cool

You are obviously a learner...All this small secondary school girls that have a Blackberry and can type...if you were as grownup and matured as you pose to be, then you'll know that Nigerian men are highly in demand globally. Just leave the shores of this country, South Africa, Ghana, America, UK, Malaysia etc. Women Dig Naija guys so lady if when you become a woman ( in 10years) and you still decide to be single, pls just don't blame it on the Quality of Naija men cus our men are the Bomb! Just Ask thos S.A chiks

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Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 7:23pm On Aug 02, 2014
Emmaomotob: Not everyone needs to know you are a philosopher.IDIO¤T!!!

sorry i forgot you were made in the image of the jewish god.
Re: Types Of Husbands by 1stUnique(m): 7:46pm On Aug 02, 2014
Hmm

Re: Types Of Husbands by shizzle11(m): 8:17pm On Aug 02, 2014
dem ladies running their mouth anyhow as if there are no doting husbands who even deserve better women as wives...mtcheewwwww

rutibaby: Types of wife coming soon
Waiting...we need a corresponding thread so we all see where the likes of Kanwulia fall into gringringrin
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 8:18pm On Aug 02, 2014
nestaolive: Hit like if you think she is an Ogbanje

Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING! angry

Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO! cool

I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!

I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!

TUFIAKWA!!!!!

We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!

I love my space!!!!!! cool
she is Worse than dat o, i think she dont like men... Gosh! Wat kind of a lady hates men dat much?
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 8:19pm On Aug 02, 2014
Ishilove:
Dr D.K Olukoya from the 3-part message "Choosing a Life Partner". This message was preached at the MFM Youth Church in the Multipurpose Hall, Unilag in 2009.

Op, You should have acknowledged the source because the above is not entirely your intellectual property. angry
I don't watch/listen to Dr Olukoya's message.
Re: Types Of Husbands by http(m): 8:20pm On Aug 02, 2014
omode omela, olowun me katakata.....
omode omogun, ounpe lefo...

una think say marriage na yam? until you are married, you cannot say the type of husband you are going to become...
wait till the effect of diminishing return set in, then you will know how women have been changing the future of good men.
ever ask why men dies before their wives

i will do my best and she can put me in any category she want, when i've already spend half time i have on this planet, abeg the next half is btw me and my God, i am not in any mood to please anyone except God.
Re: Types Of Husbands by Nobody: 8:20pm On Aug 02, 2014
laivwire:

Op, tell us the source, you copied ths from olukoya's message. Talk true
salaksmana: I don't watch/listen to Dr Olukoya's message.
Re: Types Of Husbands by shizzle11(m): 8:24pm On Aug 02, 2014
Ishilove:
No mind am. I have the parts 1 and 2 in my phone till date. I am still searching for the third part of the message sef
Ishi, do us some favour. We need to see the part 2, i hope it dwelt on '10 types of wives' possibly create a thread for it so that we can all see where the ladies will claim they belong. Since some women in here are forming 'detectives', a corresponding thread would be interesting. gringrin

Ok just saw this now.
Dayjhihannon01: Don't mind Op jare.. We are replying with this... Τђε̣ Season 2...1: SPINSTER WIFE.... Does things on his own
without consulting husband. Hangs out a lot
with friends more than with husband. Not
serious about marriage life.
2: ACIDIC WIFE Is always boiling like acid and
always angry violent, moody, dominiarian and
very dangerous.
3: SLAVE WIFE Wants to be treated like Queen
and treat husband like a Slave. Likes him to
perform old tradition respect and hates being
called by their first name.
4: PUBLIC WIFE Wife for every man. loves and
cares for manfriends more than her husband.
Likes giving money to friends and have more
male friends.
5: DRY WIFE Very moody and stingy and don't
consider husband's emotions and don't make
the relationship enjoyable,even in bed..the
husband has to beg to manage a 2nd round
match. Have no sense of humour.
6: PANADOL WIFE Use husnband as problem
solver, only loves him when the need
arise...sometimes if she wants something
from him. Is clever and knows husbands's
weak point and capitalize on that to get relief
from him.
7: MOSQUITO WIFE Lazy and only loves
husband for the sake of money. Use
husband's money on girlfriends, cloths, and
men.. Not initiative and does not help by
contributing to the house responsibilities.
8: BABY WIFE Irresponsible and childish and
can't make decisions on herself without asking
his Mother or relatives; compares HUSBAND
to neighbours, friends and relatives and runs
to them always if something goes wrong at
home.
9: VISITING WIFE Not always at home come as
a visitor just to Provide family all material
things but have no time for children and
family,but ready to hire a Nanny to do all the
household chores.even cooking for the
Husband and washing his undies.
10: GROOMED WIFE Caring and loving.
Provides both material and emotional needs
and makes time for family. Protects the
home spiritually by praying fervently. Very
responsible and treats husband with respect
as partner, helper, companion and HEAD of
the family.
Is this the 2nd part of Dr Olukoya's lecture or you just conjured this yourself, if its the former, it would be better off as a thread of its own, these days a counter thread is the norm on Nairaland, wount be surprised to see one by the break of day tomorrow cheesy
Re: Types Of Husbands by Ishilove: 8:57pm On Aug 02, 2014
shizzle11:
Ishi, do us some favour. We need to see the part 2, i hope it dwelt on '10 types of wives' possibly create a thread for it so that we can all see where the ladies will claim they belong. Since some women in here are forming 'detectives', a corresponding thread would be interesting. gringrin



I can't transcribe the part 2 because it is lengthy.
Re: Types Of Husbands by Ishilove: 9:01pm On Aug 02, 2014
salaksmana: I don't watch/listen to Dr Olukoya's message.
Then acknowledge the source of your post because whoever you copied it from dubbed it from Dr Olukoya's message.
Re: Types Of Husbands by creamylicious(f): 9:02pm On Aug 02, 2014
pro01:

I have left the prison door open for her to escape, yet she is reluctant to go.
NA wa oooooo. Abeg fear God oooooo. You pple keep giving singles reasons not to plunge into marriage. Not fair
Re: Types Of Husbands by RentedReality(m): 9:07pm On Aug 02, 2014
Hollamydey: nice one, u did a good job by jotting down Pastor Olukoya's message on types of husbands

Your name is Olamide, obviously you attended MFM last sunday, and you speak with a slight accent.
I'm good at reading people that's why its hard for my girl to surprise me. I guess I'll be a 'know it all husband'.

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