I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3
condomms, looked at them curiously for a while
wondering how on earth I could use them. The
lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and
asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a
condomm? Do you know how to put it on?''
l blushed said,"No!"
The lady took one condomm and opened it and
wore it on her thumb as an example. '' This is
how you wear it. You have to make sure its
tight!''
I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an
innnocent young man. She noticed how shy
and confused I was."You must be a virgin," she
said teasingly. "Have you ever had sexx?"
l said, "No!"
Then she looked around the shop; there was no
one but just the 2 of us. She called me behind
the counter, opened the door leading to the
back-rooms and invited me in. She quickly
locked the door, told me to hurry up coz "..we
don't have time!"
She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down,
opened her legs, and lay her back on a table.
Then she told me to wear the condom on just
like she had told me. I did, and she pulled me
close, and oh yes there I was right deep inside
her wet sweet flesh. But Oh My God no, in just
10 seconds inside it was just too much and I
came tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twii twii tsaaa
ziii.
The lady feels it too, she feels the hot cremora
inside her, and asks me, ''Did you put the
condomm on like I told you?"
"Yes I did. Just like you told me!" I replied.
She says, ''Lets see!"
I showed her.
"Oh shit!" she screamed. "You are supposed to
wear it on your PENI.S not on your THUMB, you
dummy!'' Now she is 8months pregnant and I
dont know wat to do.

lrguru: I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3
condomms, looked at them curiously for a while
wondering how on earth I could use them. The
lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and
asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a
condomm? Do you know how to put it on?''
l blushed said,"No!"
The lady took one condomm and opened it and
wore it on her thumb as an example. '' This is
how you wear it. You have to make sure its
tight!''
I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an
innnocent young man. She noticed how shy
and confused I was."You must be a virgin," she
said teasingly. "Have you ever had sexx?"
l said, "No!"
Then she looked around the shop; there was no
one but just the 2 of us. She called me behind
the counter, opened the door leading to the
back-rooms and invited me in. She quickly
locked the door, told me to hurry up coz "..we
don't have time!"
She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down,
opened her legs, and lay her back on a table.
Then she told me to wear the condom on just
like she had told me. I did, and she pulled me
close, and oh yes there I was right deep inside
her wet sweet flesh. But Oh My God no, in just
10 seconds inside it was just too much and I
came tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twii twii tsaaa
ziii.
The lady feels it too, she feels the hot cremora
inside her, and asks me, ''Did you put the
condomm on like I told you?"
"Yes I did. Just like you told me!" I replied.
She says, ''Lets see!"
I showed her.
"Oh shit!" she screamed. "You are supposed to
wear it on your PENI.S not on your THUMB, you
dummy!'' Now she is 8months pregnant and I
dont know wat to do.

.......funny story guess it fiction.....

lrguru: I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3
condomms, looked at them curiously for a while
wondering how on earth I could use them. The
lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and
asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a
condomm? Do you know how to put it on?''
l blushed said,"No!"
The lady took one condomm and opened it and
wore it on her thumb as an example. '' This is
how you wear it. You have to make sure its
tight!''
I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an
innnocent young man. She noticed how shy
and confused I was."You must be a virgin," she
said teasingly. "Have you ever had sexx?"
l said, "No!"
Then she looked around the shop; there was no
one but just the 2 of us. She called me behind
the counter, opened the door leading to the
back-rooms and invited me in. She quickly
locked the door, told me to hurry up coz "..we
don't have time!"
She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down,
opened her legs, and lay her back on a table.
Then she told me to wear the condom on just
like she had told me. I did, and she pulled me
close, and oh yes there I was right deep inside
her wet sweet flesh. But Oh My God no, in just
10 seconds inside it was just too much and I
came tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twii twii tsaaa
ziii.
The lady feels it too, she feels the hot cremora
inside her, and asks me, ''Did you put the
condomm on like I told you?"
"Yes I did. Just like you told me!" I replied.
She says, ''Lets see!"
I showed her.
"Oh shit!" she screamed. "You are supposed to
wear it on your PENI.S not on your THUMB, you
dummy!'' Now she is 8months pregnant and I
dont know wat to do.

at dis modern age?? D condom pack no get instuctions, U dey Cra.ze, Are U prepared 4 Fatherhood,

i guess this is all a Very Big Joke!!!!!

you know where to put your thing, but you don't know where and how to wear a condom. You see your life

Skykid1208: at dis modern age?? D condom pack no get instuctions, U dey Cra.ze, Are U prepared 4 Fatherhood,

i guess this is all a Very Big Joke!!!!!

lol, na u sabi