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Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by Afritop(m): 4:20pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
RIP Black Arrow |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by ghostofsparta(m): 4:23pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Jakumo: You know that's right. In my own modest efforts to educate people in Nigeria that ONLY a regular Kevlar vest will stop a bullet, I have blown a few chickens to red fragments with my trusty shotgun, to the utter dismay of spectating Juju-ologists who had festooned the test subjects with magic necklaces and other meaningless fetish crap, in the hopes of making them blast proof.Unless you just so fancy how jakumo sound like to have used it as your username, I assume you are a Yoruba with some degree of Yoruba based knowledge to know that jakumo is a Yoruba word for Hyena which many Yorubas, perhaps Yoruba kids/youths of nowadays in Lagos do not know. To presume this is to as well place you on a level that you ought to be smart enough to have video-recorded your chicken-blasting adventures. Which I'm imploring you to post it on youtube for us to see, if you can't do that....well you need not bust your balls to be fabricating tales all in a bid to discredit what you think is impossible for I hereby ask you to accept an opportunity to witness the real deal. Other disbelieving Nairaland atheists can tag along with their HD camcorder. To sweeten the offer, I had promised several Juju men that IF their "traditionally protected" chickens repelled my close-range blasts of hot buckshot, I would surrender my gun to the witch-doctors, and enroll under their tutelage as a paying student of Juju-Motive Technology. That shotgun still stands by my bedside in Nigeria, ready for action as needed, and still ALL mine, after all those tests carried out to see if African Magic really works proved ultimately that it does NOT work at all.Who and who were the juju men you promised your non-existing buckshot if their quackery heresay knowledge of the real deal could have you fooled? Don't bring your fire-arm....if you and the rest are willing, eager and ready, we would seek Police permission and ask to provide us with two or so officer to monitor the test wherein an AK-47 held by an assigned to us will fire a chicken tied down. Two or three shots aimed to your satisfaction should be able to determine if this whole claim on the efficacy of ABP is true or false. 8 Likes |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by einsteino(m): 4:24pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
doctokwus: Don't evn bliv d part dat it worked on his friend,maybe just to embelish d story.These things don't work,yet foolish pple wud continually wasting their lives testing them. say what u kno. As a matter of fact, they do work. just pack to ekosodi, or ask any uniben student wey dey live for that area, how cult boys dey use survive all the attempts on their lives. 1 Like |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by Nobody: 4:24pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
macof:I didn't expect an atheist/ a traditionalist to quote me... If you're one, just unquote me cos i gat nofin to do with the ungodly |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by wyzvic004(m): 4:27pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
ani etuno makuwooooo |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by Jakumo(m): 4:28pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
ghostofsparta: Reading the above beautifully written dissertation on the pseudo-science of non-verifiable juju and hocus-pocus "technology", I was reminded of the immortal words pasted on the office door of a professor whose lectures I attended back in college. [size=14pt]"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullchit."[/size] Ghost of Sparta you are by far the most talented practitioner of applied bullchit dispensation that I have encountered in a very long time. My hat is off to you sir, for you are a living legend in my book, and I will follow you to the ends of the Earth, in order to learn the fine art of the gab from the true undisputed master. Ha ha I just read your rejoinder to my earlier post. Hell no I am not about to photograph myself shooting at a helpless chicken, even if the bird IS dressed up in full Juju regalia for the occasion. A muffuguh could get locked up for animal cruelty posting that kind of footage. Just take my word that I carried out the ballistics tests described above, Ghost. Since you evidently believe all claims relating to purported magic feats at face value without any requirement for practical demonstrations, please accept my own claim with similar blind faith, and forget that Youtube video idea. I won't be doing that any time soon. 5 Likes |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by onyeuka: 4:33pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Some days are like that, R.I.P 1 Like |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by macof(m): 4:35pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
nathdim: I wonder wen nigeria will realise how to make analysis if you get to the bank you see armed police men with bullet proof vest and cars not babalawo or any kind of magician even America the most powerful country in the world don't believe in black magic what's exactly is your definition of "black magic"? 2 Likes |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by macof(m): 4:35pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
9jacrip: First shot did not penetrate - he could have stopped here. Stuffs of this nature are not meant for intentional/expected shots and it is meant to save one from first attempt which signifies taking flight! But how can you have faith in the charm if you haven't tested it? Believing such a thing which hasn't guaranteed itself to effectiveness is hope We can't always live by hope and wishes. |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by macof(m): 4:35pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
phuckNL: Yh believe the part you want and scream lies on the part you don't want. Fvckard 2 Likes |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by macof(m): 4:38pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
frankben: I didn't expect an atheist/ a traditionalist to quote me... If you're one, just unquote me cos i gat nofin to do with the ungodly Well sorry you fool. I don't fall into the category of "ungodly" 2 Likes |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by myspnigeria: 4:39pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Hin go explain wetin happen to satan |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by dnawah(m): 4:39pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Lilimax: The hunter suddenly became the huntedno!but where u dey stay?make i come touch u,u go follow me go house.no fear just joking |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by JEITO: 4:41pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
.I........S A K A B A!!!!!! |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by ghostofsparta(m): 4:42pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
frankben: I didn't expect an atheist/ a traditionalist to quote me... If you're one, just unquote me cos i gat nofin to do with the ungodlySo who are the godly? Boko Haram mass murdering in the name of the god of the Arabs 'Allah'? or the then European Christians who fought infidels and usurp their lands in the name of Jeovah god? Or was it godly the murderous deeds of the Inquistons who murdered millions of innocent women labelled as heretic witch after been forced to confess to have had pact with the imaginary Satan or demons? Or is it the Conquistador who killed millions in south America in the name of Christianity only to steal their treasures. 2 Likes |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by Nosaghae(m): 4:47pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
black arrow after all the gri gri wen u do for inside oba market dey collect market women money by force, u just die like fowl. All the curse wen those market women curse u for their mind Na im kill u so. nairalanders pls don't ever attempt to earn a living at the expense of another becos the law of karma nor get 'ODESHI' 3 Likes |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by Ayatullah(m): 4:48pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
advocate666: The Satan you just thanked will soon confuse you to use it........his followers will always wail and gnash their teeth. Better be wise and turn to thanking your creator. 1 Like |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by ghostofsparta(m): 4:49pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Jakumo:Too much talk is cheap. What can you and I do? PM me. 1 Like |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by Jakumo(m): 4:52pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
ghostofsparta: There is no PM facility in this website Oga. Just talk am for open market-place and prepare for boxing match when we meet for beer parlor. 1 Like |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by kaima1984(f): 5:01pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
PhenomenonVFX: LWKMH. This goes to shoe that Benin cultists are a very dumb bunch.Yet dey kept saying benin no dey carry last,who carry last nw? 1 Like |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by Hemustprevail: 5:01pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Eh eh he! No cause 4 control everytin is under alarm... Na PAGan9Ja remain to test him own...oya, seun wey ur fourple barrel |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by kaima1984(f): 5:04pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Benin don carry last finally,I tot dem no dey carry last,hahahah |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by ghostofsparta(m): 5:06pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Jakumo:Here is my offer....get your firearm and one or two atheists volunteer from Nairaland. I will, bring along a big male chicken and will do a public test on the animal. However, before going ahead what do you propose on security for there have been events of this nature in the past where as it is about to start, everyone gets rounded up by the Nigerian Police Force and charged with one crime or the other such as conspiring to commit murder or planning to attack.....hence the most important thing in this educative undertaking is to satisfy the police people that no way do we intend to do something criminal, then we can proceed from there. |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by lobell: 5:07pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Lustig:Ete o dashi |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by lobell: 5:08pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
donphilopus:Anuno confirm! Ete meya |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by frank043(m): 5:09pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Lilimax: The hunter suddenly became the huntedYea,it does work,like the other guy's charm worked. Actually,ask yourself if the devil does exist,if yes,then charms work,and if no,then they don't. 1 Like |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by youngice(m): 5:13pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Leetunechi: Hahahau be real benin 1 Like |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by knowledge4(m): 5:13pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Eh Ya! Sorry OH,Black Arrow. Considering the circumstances of your departure,what kind of account will you give before the Judge(Ecclesiastes 12:14)(Hebrews 9:27)? Too late to make amends oh Rest in peace |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by Waspy(m): 5:14pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Niggar might have been a robber or a thug....But That's non of my business, Karma needs to justify his money's worth 1 Like |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by Nobody: 5:16pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Zedric: Why did they burn the house na? He willy-nilly agreed to be shot afterallcheck the meaning of willy-nilly |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by Jhosh(m): 5:18pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
Nan only chinko tins i knw no dey last.Niqer charms 2 no don turn fake now?Lol.D quy nan mumu,afta hz friend kon shoot him first,e kn tel em 2 shoot aqain.Nan so dem dey test d gods.?Wel lyk d person wu wrte d gods are not 2 b blamed.Its true |
Re: Man Killed In Benin While Testing Charms’ Efficacy by Nobody: 5:18pm On Jul 07, 2014 |
yeepa! the mumu carry double barrel, point am to ya "shest" and you sef think say the lizard and aligator pepper wey you chop go fit stop am? hope say e don do "oyinbo insurance" cos dem alaye don burn house wey belong to ya landlord fa. next time, tell ur padi to try am for ya leg first, if e no enter, then maybe try your yansh and call it a day |
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