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why i will kill my girlfriend. by Nobody: 11:19am On Jul 09, 2014
NB: names have been changed to protect the identity of the criminals fornicators

While I was taking my usual saturday stroll looking for weddings receptions to eat free good hotel standard meals. I saw one that caught my eye. It was in an open garden. I arranged myself properly and entered. I saw the card/banner that had "joel weds bisi" I said what a coincidence that the bride shoould bear my gf name. She told me earlier that she was travelling for her aunts wedding in ibadan.
Only for me to sit at a round table gazing around and admiring the place waiting for my meal to be served, when I saw my gf or what look like her in wedding dress far front. I couldint beleeve my eyese, and I ran to the front shoutung "BISI" "BISI". She see me and froze. I reach , slap first, and asked what is the meaning of this.
People gather and start asking what happened, she deny me there, say she never see me before. I come rush the groom throway am punch. Them rush me, call mopol

Next thing I know am inside police cell, I began to cuss and swear for her and myself on how she could be cheating on me for over 7months. I even cussed the groom.

The officer carry me go atm the next day and I withdraw 25,000 and bail myself. I was crossing the road when a more convincing thought came to me, "could she have been cheating on her fiancee with me instead of the other way round??"
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by 2goodbobo(m): 11:26am On Jul 09, 2014
fake story tongue
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by xynerise: 11:29am On Jul 09, 2014
Do you know the meaning of Adultery?
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by Nobody: 11:31am On Jul 09, 2014
2goodbobo: fake story tongue
do I blame you? angry
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by psychologist(m): 11:32am On Jul 09, 2014
cry
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by Prowizy2(m): 11:32am On Jul 09, 2014
Nollywood Movie. . Staring Emeka Ike and Tonto Dike.'
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by Summersland(m): 11:32am On Jul 09, 2014
Padimi oyo lowaaaa cheesy cheesy

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Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by Nobody: 11:33am On Jul 09, 2014
xynerise: Do you know the meaning of Adultery?

yes, when two or more adults fornicate both inside and outside of wed-lock
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by psychologist(m): 11:39am On Jul 09, 2014
Smoking weed is good! Bt wet ones lipsrsealed

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Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by echobee(f): 11:46am On Jul 09, 2014
Abeg,wetin be the title of d film?
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by Nobody: 12:02pm On Jul 09, 2014
Next time,advertise other people's film before starting your own film..ok,when will the part two be out?

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Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by fruityjojo(f): 12:29pm On Jul 09, 2014
Hahahahahaha cheesy. Thanks making me laugh jare.
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by Andyblaze: 12:44pm On Jul 09, 2014
krall: NB: names have been changed to protect the identity of the criminals fornicators

While I was taking my usual saturday stroll looking for weddings receptions to eat free good hotel standard meals. I saw one that caught my eye. It was in an open garden. I arranged myself properly and entered. I saw the card/banner that had "joel weds bisi" I said what a coincidence that the bride shoould bear my gf name. She told me earlier that she was travelling for her aunts wedding in ibadan.
Only for me to sit at a round table gazing around and admiring the place waiting for my meal to be served, when I saw my gf or what look like her in wedding dress far front. I couldint beleeve my eyese, and I ran to the front shoutung "BISI" "BISI". She see me and froze. I reach , slap first, and asked what is the meaning of this.
People gather and start asking what happened, she deny me there, say she never see me before. I come rush the groom throway am punch. Them rush me, call mopol

Next thing I know am inside police cell, I began to cuss and swear for her and myself on how she could be cheating on me for over 7months. I even cussed the groom.

The officer carry me go atm the next day and I withdraw 25,000 and bail myself. I was crossing the road when a more convincing thought came to me, "could she have been cheating on her fiancee with me instead of the other way round??"

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Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by GoodFaith: 12:51pm On Jul 09, 2014
Change the Topic : I need to go to jail

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Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by Nobody: 12:54pm On Jul 09, 2014
Andyblaze: ...
look at who is talking!!! this is why i dont like posting my experiences here?.
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by Bwaal(m): 1:17pm On Jul 09, 2014
weyrey see nollyhood tory guy i cant stop laffin ........
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by hensben(m): 1:25pm On Jul 09, 2014
fake yarn! but if na true u dey yarn i go suggest;

you put letter 'L' for your chest cos you are a learner
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by armadeo(m): 3:18pm On Jul 09, 2014
Let's assume that your story is true the fact that you have to troll your neighbourhood looking for free food is enough reason for a girl to dump you.


You should have left that part out of the story
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by jones9ice: 3:22pm On Jul 09, 2014
fooolish tin how do you no d place where dem dey do wedding who invite you go there we no be slowpoke carry ur film go yaba wey mad people dey i think dem go enjoy jam madt fellow

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Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by AlPicapcI(m): 5:01pm On Jul 09, 2014
krall: NB: names have been changed to protect the identity of the criminals fornicators

While I was taking my usual saturday stroll looking for weddings receptions to eat free good hotel standard meals. I saw one that caught my eye. It was in an open garden. I arranged myself properly and entered. I saw the card/banner that had "joel weds bisi" I said what a coincidence that the bride shoould bear my gf name. She told me earlier that she was travelling for her aunts wedding in ibadan.
Only for me to sit at a round table gazing around and admiring the place waiting for my meal to be served, when I saw my gf or what look like her in wedding dress far front. I couldint beleeve my eyese, and I ran to the front shoutung "BISI" "BISI". She see me and froze. I reach , slap first, and asked what is the meaning of this.
People gather and start asking what happened, she deny me there, say she never see me before. I come rush the groom throway am punch. Them rush me, call mopol

Next thing I know am inside police cell, I began to cuss and swear for her and myself on how she could be cheating on me for over 7months. I even cussed the groom.

The officer carry me go atm the next day and I withdraw 25,000 and bail myself. I was crossing the road when a more convincing thought came to me, "could she have been cheating on her fiancee with me instead of the other way round??"

you need to be banned like suarez.
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by Lorlaahlozz: 5:15pm On Jul 09, 2014
echobee: Abeg,wetin be the title of d film?
U never watch am before nii...d title is Heart breaker
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by Big4wig(m): 5:38pm On Jul 09, 2014
Ur GF meets an already Made Man, u cal her a gold digger,bt ur Sis meets an already made man, u say it's favour frm God..Thunder Fire u dier undecided

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Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by dagentility(f): 5:42pm On Jul 09, 2014
In ur dream abi?
But on a serious note,why is it that almost all the topics commin up on romance section nowadays is centred on what girls did and what dey did not do.
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by henryobinna(m): 6:33pm On Jul 09, 2014
krall: NB: names have been changed to protect the identity of the criminals fornicators

While I was taking my usual saturday stroll looking for weddings receptions to eat free good hotel standard meals. I saw one that caught my eye. It was in an open garden. I arranged myself properly and entered. I saw the card/banner that had "joel weds bisi" I said what a coincidence that the bride shoould bear my gf name. She told me earlier that she was travelling for her aunts wedding in ibadan.
Only for me to sit at a round table gazing around and admiring the place waiting for my meal to be served, when I saw my gf or what look like her in wedding dress far front. I couldint beleeve my eyese, and I ran to the front shoutung "BISI" "BISI". She see me and froze. I reach , slap first, and asked what is the meaning of this.
People gather and start asking what happened, she deny me there, say she never see me before. I come rush the groom throway am punch. Them rush me, call mopol

Next thing I know am inside police cell, I began to cuss and swear for her and myself on how she could be cheating on me for over 7months. I even cussed the groom.

The officer carry me go atm the next day and I withdraw 25,000 and bail myself. I was crossing the road when a more convincing thought came to me, "could she have been cheating on her fiancee with me instead of the other way round??"
eeerrrm... op shey na you create one topic say your girlfriend dey 'e-romance' some guy for NL? and na that same girl you come meet for wedding? ok oh.. abi you dey double-date
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by Nobody: 7:44pm On Jul 09, 2014
You sabi lie small buh u no get experience
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by Nobody: 9:15pm On Jul 09, 2014
henryobinna: eeerrrm... op shey na you create one topic say your girlfriend dey 'e-romance' some guy for NL? and na that same girl you come meet for wedding? ok oh.. abi you dey double-date
person nor suppose get standby generator again??
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by solomonbrown64: 9:20pm On Jul 09, 2014
Big4wig: Ur GF meets an already Made Man, u cal her a gold digger,bt ur Sis meets an already made man, u say it's favour frm God..Thunder Fire u dier undecided
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by henryobinna(m): 9:42pm On Jul 09, 2014
krall: person nor suppose get standby generator again??
yea yea, you're entitled to one, but if i may ask, which of them is the standby, wedding chick or e-romance..?
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by Nobody: 10:14pm On Jul 09, 2014
henryobinna: yea yea, you're entitled to one, but if i may ask, which of them is the standby, wedding chick or e-romance..?
e romance of course
Re: why i will kill my girlfriend. by henryobinna(m): 11:15pm On Jul 09, 2014
krall: e romance of course
ok then

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