A typical example of a confused Naija babe.
A chick came over to my place, went out to get some stuff for breakfast only for me to find her 'sleeping' on my bed already. As a fast guy I decided to makeout with her right their and then instead of boring ourselves with food.... After about 5mins of smooching kissing and grabbing some "things" and "things"... She is still forming 'sleep' but her breathing is laboured and her n**p*lls are hard as he'll". OSHEEE!!!!.......




Next thing she stands, dresses up and says she wants to go??
I madt!!! She insists, says I am taking advantage of her, that she hates me and won't ever want to have anything to do with me anymore.... Says she will scream. I begged, pet, shout, cajole use sweetmouth... KOOoKOOOOo. SHE NO GREE.
As a gentleman with a reputation to protect and three other friends with benefits... I let her go.

Only for the murrafucker to call me the next day and say she wants me to take her out.
Is she for REAL?


Another chick tried to do the smae thing to my friend... Trust am now... He forced her and collected OtU aka'. Only for the chick to go round telling her friends that he raped her. Smearing the guys name in the process...
Only for the same b*t** to call him and ask for another romp... Which he duly obliged her.
Are these girls for real

Uuhhm! OP? Ar sur u aint a player

just askn

u have too much time on ur hand

*lights gas cooker, about to start cooking my dinner*



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op 99 percent of ladies are very confuse about everything in this life, but still want to claim smartness in their confuse state.

mencade5: *lights gas cooker, about to start cooking my dinner*

I'm hungry Bro

what ya cooking??

Yungwizzzy:

I'm hungry Bro

what ya cooking??

youngwizzy, tonite jollof rice mixed with mutton (meat of sheep)

Yungwizzzy:
I'm hungry Bro
what ya cooking??

mencade5: *lights gas cooker, about to start cooking my dinner*

make una no forget me o

mencade5: youngwizzy, tonite jollof rice mixed with mutton (meat of sheep)

hulala!!!

abeg I nor too like gaysha just put like six abeg

you get honey? abeg add like 2 spoon of sugar

Make una remember put my mouth o.

Make una no worry. First to do no dey sweet. I dey wait una. Make una post first. Ndi ara.lmao

Chicks r funny dt way......u jst av to learn to laff at dia ''silliness''

MabraO:

I always enjoy those ur egg sauce with crayfish
Is that what y gonna prepare?
**licking lips**

hahaha...my brother that egg sauce has been my specialty. But i wanna upgrade to a top class cuisine this evening.

Yungwizzzy:

hulala!!!

abeg I nor too like gaysha just put like six abeg

you get honey? abeg add like 2 spoon of sugar

na like this you dey take cook your own? No let belle pain somebody oooo.

Douglasdale: Make una remember put my mouth o.

my guy norry. We no forget you.

Douglasdale:




Another chick tried to do the smae thing to my friend... Trust am now... [size=14pt]He forced her and collected OtU aka[/size]'. Only for the chick to go round telling her friends that he raped her. Smearing the guys name in the process...
Only for the same b*t** to call him and ask for another romp... Which he duly obliged her.
Are these girls for real

abeg read what you wrote