stano2:
1. The fat kid was
always the
goalkeeper

2. The owner of the
ball decides who
plays.

3. Penalties
awarded only if
injured player curses
a lot.

4. The match only
ends when
everyone was tired.

5. No matter how
many goals you
score, the
winner will be
determined by the
last team to
score.

6. No referee and
lines men. You could
run with the ball even
behind the goal
post.

7. If you don't
participate in
repairing the ball
you were given a match
ban

8. If you're picked
last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's
never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree
when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in
the next game.

10. When the owner
of the ball gets
annoyed,
game over.

11. You were
allowed to change a
goalkeeper in
case of a penalty.

12. the most skillful
player get
automatic
selection.

13.Any shot over the head
of the goalkeeper is high
goal

14.Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in
the air, the team that
gets it continues with
the game.

*is it the different in your place

without i(1) and i (2) you no fit choose player

no keeper for monkey post
center ball, you must raise ball to verse 100 to determine who go dey center

the owner of the ball junior sister is always the goal keeper and she selects who stays and is off the team, Remembering the good and happy old days the owner of the ball junior sister is always the goal keeper and she selects who stays and is off the team, Remembering the good and happy old days

stchinedu:

LolLol
In fact, this was the major decider of starting of a play.
Wow!!! Memories

Na so oooo. Those days were sweet.First to say "hi 1" starts d selection of players and there were funny stuff like "2 for 1st set and 1 for others". 4 posts, kolo beating, O.J.O., double leather ball,felele,centre/middle man etc. I play wen i be pikin no be small. We thank God for where we are now sha.

soleexx:
*The owner of the ball feels like a celebrity
*we call does boys that can't play well "short1"
*we use broken blocks to build post
*we measure post with our feet
*we have sets wen playing..could be up to set 5
*when the ball is kick inside d bush we call the most dull boy in our set to pick it
*sometimes we got wound in toe and call it "Shitoe"
*if a guy mistakely kick ball inside someone market all sharp guy pick race
*there was nothing like player position! Defender can score sometimes..strikers even safe goal more than defender

I love my childhood!!!...

Like if you enjoy urs

LOL. If derz a penalty during a monkey post match, d backman will raise one leg and must not put it down until d penalty kick is taken or d penalty taker takes d penalt with his back heel while backing d post.

Do u remember one leg goal keeper? if there is any PENARITY na one leg goal keeper any attempt to drop the second leg is automatically a goal. final.

any person who posses whistle will automatically become REFIRI.

That tym is irreversible.

I could remember how I treated my senior in the school then, I was the tym keeper prefect if they failed to choose me the match cannot last less than 10min. I would go straight to ring the bell.

the day I was chosen I late to ring the bell it almost past one then the principal came out and met students still playing on the field. that day I nearly die for many stroke of cane.

stano2:
1. The fat kid was
always the
goalkeeper

2. The owner of the
ball decides who
plays.

3. Penalties
awarded only if
injured player curses
a lot.

4. The match only
ends when
everyone was tired.

5. No matter how
many goals you
score, the
winner will be
determined by the
last team to
score.

6. No referee and
lines men. You could
run with the ball even
behind the goal
post.

7. If you don't
participate in
repairing the ball
you were given a match
ban

8. If you're picked
last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's
never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree
when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in
the next game.

10. When the owner
of the ball gets
annoyed,
game over.

11. You were
allowed to change a
goalkeeper in
case of a penalty.

12. the most skillful
player get
automatic
selection.

13.Any shot over the head
of the goalkeeper is high
goal

14.Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in
the air, the team that
gets it continues with
the game.

*is it the different in your place

Hahaha. That is soo true especially number 1. I was always the keeper because I was the chubby nerdy kid in my neighbourhood.

so many imposters exposed on this thread!! ....boys with female acct...them just expose themselves with their comments.....lolz

What of OC beating, center man,

holamiday:
Awww. I'm sure you have abs.

lol not yet but soon sha.

stano2:
1. The fat kid was
always the
goalkeeper

2. The owner of the
ball decides who
plays.

3. Penalties
awarded only if
injured player curses
a lot.

4. The match only
ends when
everyone was tired.

5. No matter how
many goals you
score, the
winner will be
determined by the
last team to
score.

6. No referee and
lines men. You could
run with the ball even
behind the goal
post.

7. If you don't
participate in
repairing the ball
you were given a match
ban

8. If you're picked
last, you're a loser.

9. The guy who's
never picked was to
fetch the ball from the tree
when it got stuck,under the
car or tunnel to play in
the next game.

10. When the owner
of the ball gets
annoyed,
game over.

11. You were
allowed to change a
goalkeeper in
case of a penalty.

12. the most skillful
player get
automatic
selection.

13.Any shot over the head
of the goalkeeper is high
goal

14.Also if there was too much argument,
we will throw the ball in
the air, the team that
gets it continues with
the game.

*is it the different in your place

There was no question of eleven players. Each side could have up to 20 players. There. was what we called Police game. There was also Toronto game. The only foul game had to do with kicking the ball and hanging ur leg in the air..it was called CHEST PAIN.

waaoooh! nice piece bro... We shouldn't forget dis also, 'Penarity' instead of 'penalty. lol I got d pronunciation right after I left secondary school. #life

Olarewajub:
What of "who the ball touch last" and four post.

we run out of d compoud to quickly claim a post..." my post here"

I alwys own d ball
I choose d players 1st and choose who to play.
Good old days

Days of "felele" rubber ball and health football .... You go fear the sound for wall ... I don old o . Covering the ball valve with your thumbs to choose side.... God why the invention of play station !!!!

austinesteve:
so many imposters exposed on this thread!! ....boys with female acct...them just expose themselves with their comments.....lolz

@ ladyF comment about playing for real madrid

If d ball d come ur way and you one come play shot but you miss d ball, you go hear people d shout d call you JB and smbody go come pick stick and two stone with d stick in bw come show you ur p and ur 2 egg.

if u burst d ball u pay. lol.

am just remembering the days I used to play football" xo interesting moments. I could also remember that we have there local names of football which are;
-Kpako ball (made up of plastic)
-Bladder (made up of laced rubber) and
-Skin/fifa (the foreign skin ball)

JideJamez:
Days of "felele" rubber ball and health football .... You go fear the sound for wall ... I don old o . Covering the ball valve with your thumbs to choose side.... God why the invention of play station !!!!

hahaha did u use ur mouth to blow the 'felele' ball when the ball don 'less'. Those ball pumps were luxury then...

AnointedG:
op u forget to add "obstruction"

during my days we no get field so na for street wey dey stay play ball so whenever a car or any serious looking person wants to pass, we would shout obstruction and wait for d person or car to pass b4 we continue...

anytime my elder brother see say dem wan score us, him go pass so dat we go shout obstruction. him fit dey there do like say him dey comot something for him leg or him wan pick something and him no go pass finish until we reposition.

d tin go dey pain our opponents and dem no go fit shout for am or do anything because all of us small and we love our lives...

...and ur status says (f)...u dey play ball with boys ni...or ur elder brother dey play ball with girls nim...BURSTED

AnointedG:
op u forget to add "obstruction"

during my days we no get field so na for street wey dey stay play ball so whenever a car or any serious looking person wants to pass, we would shout obstruction and wait for d person or car to pass b4 we continue...

anytime my elder brother see say dem wan score us, him go pass so dat we go shout obstruction. him fit dey there do like say him dey comot something for him leg or him wan pick something and him no go pass finish until we reposition.

d tin go dey pain our opponents and dem no go fit shout for am or do anything because all of us small and we love our lives...

God don catch you today. You put say you be geh but football don commot you.
This na bloody long pipped male.

If we won choose we go do First captain and second captain and another way is to do first goli and second goli

Abeg who play bladder here? (health)


My leg no dey fit carry bladder dat time, na fellelle tins. Til I com grow small.

Lolz

zicoy6k:
LOL. If derz a penalty during a monkey post match, d backman will raise one leg and must not put it down until d penalty kick is taken or d penalty taker takes d penalt with his back heel while backing d post.

Ya bro

Who played mbolo?.. I enjoyed playing this game .


While playing one touch and you and your opponent hits the ball together, is called IKPUTU.


Aka na Ala out

D9ty7:
Rough play just start

Na so rough and rugged play go start o

kenonze:
Una dey learn where our own kids football craziness dey.

1: the owner of the ball is either a spoilt child or son of rich man.
2: we can do anything not to annoy the owner of the ball. E.g help him out in his domestic work.
3 : if u are not sure that u will be selected, u will quickly say " I will keep" Lol
4: if u get injured and comes back home, u are finished.

lol..... This ya number 4 got me cracking!

If the number 4 happens to you and you comes back home, don't cry or shout when they are pressing it with hot water ELSE...............



boys suffer ooooo...

Wait ooo... I commented on this thread last year na and now can't find my post then. Or was it after then Nairaland crashed?




* if you don't contribute to the buying of the ball, you will hardly get picked except you are very skillful.

AnointedG:
op u forget to add "obstruction"

during my days we no get field so na for street wey dey stay play ball so whenever a car or any serious looking person wants to pass, we would shout obstruction and wait for d person or car to pass b4 we continue...

anytime my elder brother see say dem wan score us, him go pass so dat we go shout obstruction. him fit dey there do like say him dey comot something for him leg or him wan pick something and him no go pass finish until we reposition.

d tin go dey pain our opponents and dem no go fit shout for am or do anything because all of us small and we love our lives...

This na woman

2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over.
LOL, that 2 and 10 tho.. I so do am ehnnn!!!