ellagal: You don't wanna be a father yet u had unprotected sex?? Congrats dear,u'r gonna be a father

don't mind him jare, after the fun!

kulkatty: well since the baby is born, wah else can you do I guess it's for you to name the baby. Apart from that, there's NOTHING else you can do

smh!

Dorrobucci: Thanks 4 understanding,BTW am not a newbie here

you aint a newbie n ur moniker z dorrobucci..incase u give birth to twins, angel n demon z a nyc name..smh

Dorrobucci: My babe just called me now and told me she's pregnant. Guys please what should i do, i don't want to be a father now. **crying**

YOU again!!!
I hope it's not one d 3 gurls in that story of urs b4 Nl tsunami....Nkem, Ngozi & ...**scratches d head**, cam't even remember the third name.

I want to take her to hospital dis evening to be sure. I wil keep u guys posted later today. Thank you all for ur negative and positive comments.

Dorrobucci: Hey! Guys what i need is an advice. Am in a critical situation nw

Really? Ok lemme google it for u...wait for me o

Dorrobucci: congrats for what? Did i told you i was expecting a baby

Gbooooom!

I will shoot u if u dare think of aborting the innocent baby

Dorrobucci: My babe just called me now and told me she's pregnant. Guys please what should i do, i don't want to be a father now. **crying**

Happy Fathers day! When u dey knack her doro 'P' raw u no no abi? U better log on and start hunting for diaper sales mehn! U don jam! Ntòoooooooii

Dorrobucci: She was the one that told me to stop using protection on her, dnt knw why she is careless dis time around. chaii...dis gal don kill me o

U are stup1d.U no ready for mini dorobucci, na hin u dey dive in with no raincoat? Omo u stupiiiiid gan

kulkatty: well since the baby is born, wah else can you do I guess it's for you to name the baby. Apart from that, there's NOTHING else you can do

I have a name for dat bastard already...
Duro-Bastard.

Una neva come back from hospital Abeg quick talk mk I dey gather money 4 Aso ebi....

OP,congratulations ooo! The Lord has multiplied you in quantum! May ur babe give you triplets...amen!
Pls tag me when its time for the naming ceremony. Party food dey make sense. Invite me or else i'll do ''mo gbo,mo ya''.

Go and push truck and feed her.

Or better drive keke napep.

okparaugo: Go and push truck and feed her.

Or better drive keke napep.

Are you talking from experience?

jericco1:

which thing, try to explain please... I'm still a toddler

the thing both of dem dey do wey produce pickin

A̶̲̥̅♏ a toddler Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo

Dorrobucci: Why?

because Y has a long tail and two branches....cant u face the consequence of ur action??

temigracie: the thing both of dem dey do wey produce pickin

oh that thing, well it's been long sha.

Dis 1 na serious Gbooooom!

Cecediva: Are you talking from experience?

No ma. But they are legitimate means of livelihood..

okparaugo:

No ma. But they are legitimate means of livelihood..

hmm...ok o

Cecediva: hmm...ok o

If I drive keke and give you enough money, won't you date me ?

okparaugo:

If I drive keke and give you enough money, won't you date me ?

Lol...enough money like?

Cecediva: Lol...enough money like?

Daily stipend to take care of you...

Community effort - Have a family meeting,internal then with both.

Help would definitely come to your aid as you bear you cross, By His Grace.

Dorrobucci: My babe just called me now and told me she's pregnant. Guys please what should i do, i don't want to be a father now. **crying**

Becos ur babe is pregnant now, make we no hear word again...u tell us when u wan f*uck her? Deal with it bruv

okparaugo:

Daily stipend to take care of you...

Lol... Who pays for my shopping then?

Bigsteveg:

Becos ur babe is pregnant now, make we no hear word again...u tell us when u wan f*uck her? Deal with it bruv

DarkFive: Community effort - Have a family meeting,internal then with both.
Help would definitely come to your aid as you bear you cross, By His Grace.

These two comments nawa o

Community effort ko abi local government effort.

Let your governor know your predicament..

Cecediva: Lol... Who pays for my shopping then?

We will talk everything over nah...

okparaugo:

We will talk everything over nah...

Ok...no problem. Is that what u do for a living?

Dorrobucci: Well... I will take her to hospital this evening for a test. I think she needs to do the needful now. Bt how am i sure that am responsible for that...

now you are wondering if you are the father. Well who knows,it might just be your younger broda who is responsible.