Much is said about the penchant of Old Roosters chasing after Young Chicks and running away from Old Hens but, each have different perspectives of these May-December romances.

Here are some of the most common:

1. Old Roosters know the only way they can really compete with Young Roosters is in the area of money and, they use it as a 'worm' to attract Young Chicks.

Old Hens usually have their own money, so they're not impressed by an Old Rooster's fat wallet.


2. Old Roosters claim they aren't interested in Old Hens anymore - they want a hot Young Chick who makes them feel young again.

Old Hens are quick to remind Old Roosters that nowadays, Old Hens can also get a hot Young Rooster to do what an Old Rooster can't do.


3. Old Roosters sneer that Old Hens' bodies are flabby and saggy, while Young Chicks' bodies are ripe and firm.

Old Hens say Young Chicks will gladly overlook an Old Rooster's bad teeth, bulging pot belly, gray hair in all sorts of places, flat bottom, man boobs and old man smell, as long as he keeps the money flowing, otherwise, no money - no honey.


4. Old Roosters think that as long as they flash money, Young Chicks will flock to them in droves.

Old Hens know that many a Young Chick has an energetic Young Rooster waiting in the wings, more than willing to help her enjoy the Old Rooster's money and 's*x her the right way'.


5. Old Roosters say Old Hens' vajajays aren't as tight as Young Chicks.

Old Hens know that the more traffic going in and out of a Young Chick's vajajay - the looser it gets.


6. Old Roosters say Old Hens are too demanding, whereas, Young Chicks only demand what money can buy.

Old Hens know there's more to a relationship than money and s*x, therefore, they demand more - something Young Chicks have yet to learn.


7. Old Roosters complain that Old Hens are bitter, distrustful and suspicious.

Old Hens say they can smell BS a mile away but, Young Chicks usually can't, so Old Roosters can get away with more underhanded shenanigans.


8. Old Roosters boast that Young Chicks are more adventurous in bed than Old Hens.

Old Hens say they are more experienced and more understanding when an Old Rooster can't get up to full mast - unlike Young Chicks.


9. Old Roosters love the way Young Chicks think they hang the moon and stars.

Old Hens know better - they've been there and done that -and the Old Roosters usually come up lacking.


10. Old Roosters say Young Chicks make them feel young again.

Old Hens know that with age comes age-related illnesses and, Young Chicks aren't likely to hang around a sickly Old Rooster.


*When you see Old Roosters with hot Young Chicks, do you ever wonder why they couldn't snag hot, Young Chicks like that in their younger days?

Generally speaking...when Old Roosters were young, they were poor and socially awkward, now they aren't.

Crude but true.


Source: askmen.com

Cōck and hen story

Abeg let old roosters stick to the old cats (hens) jare, even if the old cats are less likely to fall inside puddles or pools. It's not like the rooster go get power take really laugh when the cat gets drenched.

Reporting from the animal kingdom, my name is Ray, and I'm not a terrorist an old rooster