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If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by rickkychidex111(m): 10:36pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
MY Definition of WAHALA !!! As a good guy...u give a beautiful girl a lift & she faints in ur car. U take her 2d hospital...d doctor now says she is pregnant & congratulates u dat u're going 2b a father! "Surprised" u then say u're not d father while d girl says you are! Now this is getting very interesting! Now d doctor does not allow u to leave & insist that a DNA test will be done 2 prove u're not d father! One hour gone d doctor comes back with the result & says u cannot be d father because u're infertile "(unable to impregnate a lady)". Now u're relieved! But on ur way back u now remember u're married with 3 kids! U decided to visit 2 more hospitals to confirm ur health status. But unfortunately for u its dsame result. U now ask urself "who the HELL is their father."? If u were to be d guy...what would u do ? 1 Like |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Caseless: 11:37pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
This is more than a movie. 1 Like |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by mstik(f): 11:46pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
Oya, Nollywood film producers, here's a storyline for you. #runs off to call chico ejiro and co# 2 Likes |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by yorex2011: 11:53pm On Jul 26, 2014 |
Wale adenuga productions... |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by flinton(m): 1:26am On Jul 27, 2014 |
Nollywood have acted this movie already |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by mstik(f): 2:32pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
wat movie was dat flinton: Nollywood have acted this movie already |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by flinton(m): 4:33pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
mstik: wat movie was dat Can't remember d name, in the movie the man it happened to is an assassin, he ended up killing his wife and 2 kids only to receive a call from the hospital tell him that there was a mix up in the tested conducted on his sample...blah blah blah..that he's not impotent |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by hakeem4(m): 4:36pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
Lmao |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by mstik(f): 4:54pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
lol. typical nollywood flinton: |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by flinton(m): 7:16pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
mstik: lol. typical nollywoodExactly |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
I nor go that house again o cos if i do, pesin fit die 1 Like |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by rickkychidex111(m): 12:11am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Naija pple. Na wa ooooooo. I knw say na Nollywood tins na. That's why am asking if it happens to u real life. Just assume it happens to u real life...what would be ur next actions? I try to be natural most tyms picturing things into reality. So I didn't say u should tell me if its Nollywood or Bollywood or Asabawood ooo. Well d one nollywood acted wasn't exactly like dis write-up shaaaa. |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 12:57am On Jul 29, 2014 |
@OP and his superstory give each of my "children" a DNA test to confirm that i am not their biological father....then divorce and leave their deceitful mother (if the test is positive), while keeping a somewhat r/ship with the kids. |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Lorlaahlozz: 1:18am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Yh..av seen d movie bfr....d kids re for d houseboy Xtarxhyne and missyhorlah come..una no remember the film we saw dah day ni |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 7:30am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Lorlaahlozz: Yh..av seen d movie bfr....d kids re for d houseboylmao..nawti geh |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Beennkumar(m): 8:35am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Miracles do happen, you know. |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 9:11am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Lorlaahlozz: Yh..av seen d movie bfr....d kids re for d houseboyI can rmember well well.lol |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 9:18am On Jul 29, 2014 |
KiddaBlingzz: I nor go that house again o |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 9:18am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Hahahhhahahhahah There is nothing romantic about this story it should be moved to the joke section. |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by olumaxi(m): 10:41am On Jul 29, 2014 |
But is it possible to carry out a DNA test on an unborn child? |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 10:46am On Jul 29, 2014 |
sholasholala: Hahahhhahahhahah I see you laughing.. |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by Nobody: 2:30pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
olumaxi: But is it possible to carry out a DNA test on an unborn child? yes it is....Google Amniocentesis OR Chorionic Villus Sampling for more information |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by olumaxi(m): 2:59pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
MRbrownJAY:ok |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by rickkychidex111(m): 12:12am On Mar 15, 2015 |
sholasholala: There's nothing romantic about naija pple. Naija pple don't know how to show luv. Just check out d whites...they are so luvly. |
Re: If U Were To Be D Guy...what Would U Do ??? by cokacoola(m): 8:53am On Mar 15, 2015 |
mstik:this filam have ben actor alreadys. A mintues too late is they name |
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