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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by frozenvictor(m): 8:45pm On Nov 27, 2014
A girl was asked her future career and which department would she love to be in:

Abeg see question!!!

Answer:- i want to be in commercial and i want to be a doctor

The teacher be like !!!COMMERCIAL DOCTOR!!!

You must be born and breed inside egg yoke
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Horllamideh(m): 1:55pm On Dec 09, 2014
Yu are a complete fool.....Ur foolishness is xo Ikotunic (dat my guy resides at Ikotun)
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by kuuljay(m): 6:30pm On Dec 09, 2014
Back then in school there was this guy with big nose,so while our teacher was showing us something in a textbook he suddenly said...Bross shift abeg!!! you are consuming all the oxygen around me...I peed in my pants that day
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Willit(m): 1:45pm On Dec 15, 2014
Bastard son of a bastard father... From me to a pal, after he called me a foolish fool grin
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by teekrackz(m): 8:33pm On Mar 03, 2015
smackimorn:

"You are a small boy, I changed your diapers when you were little" (she's a year older o)

"Fish brain" cry
"pawpaw brain"
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Annstar(f): 12:25pm On Mar 04, 2015
madness of no returning address
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Merryglad(f): 10:39pm On Mar 04, 2015
buahahahaha.....chai

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