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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Zakamori: 10:19pm On Aug 14, 2014
o ri bi mogaji obo (yoruba) means you look like the local government chairman of apes

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by KanayoIkeh(m): 10:21pm On Aug 14, 2014
Nessa12: Ouch, sorry. Dat means in ur time derez none. Dnt worry ur children will be smart

I was the one who used it on someone. Doesn't matter though, I used it on my sibling. DNA jokes! I basically called myself dumb
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(f): 10:49pm On Aug 14, 2014
KanayoIkeh:

I was the one who used it on someone. Doesn't matter though, I used it on my sibling. DNA jokes! I basically called myself dumb
Yea.. True.. If he's ur brother den its still in d same family, so d generation is d same.. Ur children will be smart

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(f): 10:58pm On Aug 14, 2014
Wow!.. I never knew it would bubble like this.
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Altruist(m): 11:33pm On Aug 14, 2014
C ur face lyk monkey wey lick lime

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by hernars(m): 11:44pm On Aug 14, 2014
debrihachi:
am finer dan all da girls dat u v ever came across
oh yeah? Your English said it all......LWKMD
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by write2obi(m): 12:06am On Aug 15, 2014
babeline:


Ahh OK I see now smiley thanks! Thought it was from my phone
wink
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by tylesh(f): 12:13am On Aug 15, 2014
Compound monkey
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:00am On Aug 15, 2014
DiscodeeFUTA:



More lik some1 telling u pls do well to think b4 talking sir!!....u go wan die

Lol...... I tell u dear. As in eh....., a 1daful insult of life. cry
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 3:33am On Aug 15, 2014
Check this one
Son: mom I`m now a grown up and I need you to start being honest with me
Mom: Ok,how is this for honesty, the reason you are here disturbing me is that a cat ate my pills and I didn`t have enough money for abortion.



OR
Your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory. lipsrsealed

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by harffie(m): 5:01am On Aug 15, 2014
Nessa12: . Serously? has Rick Ross offended you in any way?
Nah! Just quoting the Hilarious insults I've had!
How about this- You change your hairstyle every two weeks and your Toothbrush is 6months old! Hahaha
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by harffie(m): 5:18am On Aug 15, 2014
Nessa12: . Serously? has Rick Ross offended you in any way?
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(f): 9:06am On Aug 15, 2014
harffie:
Nah! Just quoting the Hilarious insults I've had!
How about this- You change your hairstyle every two weeks and your Toothbrush is 6months old! Hahaha
My toothbrush is really 6months old.
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by harffie(m): 9:12am On Aug 15, 2014
Nessa12: My toothbrush is really 6months old.
Then we've got things in common hun!
(O_o)

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by emeeco(m): 9:31am On Aug 15, 2014
hernars: I was gonna add u up but for a second I thought no beautiful girl would give up her IM details online xo easily...... My conclusion ? U are UGLY angry grin
Still regretting wasting words on you.
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by mayowapacking(m): 9:55am On Aug 15, 2014
constance500:

From your boyfriend shocked

Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by mayowapacking(m): 9:59am On Aug 15, 2014
Pls can some one lean me how too right comment here plc am a new member
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Kensco(f): 10:37am On Aug 15, 2014
Dayjhihannon01: Abi dindinrin f'edi si e ni Did a fool open yansh for you.... My dad... Xpecially while we make noise during τђε̣ news as a child!! Bυт its that time anoda noise will be generated from our laughter ... Kent bυт wonder dat what if actually a fool open yansh for me, will I be affected mentally?..

OMG! Hilarious!

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by lizfab(f): 10:53am On Aug 15, 2014
Cretinous Fu.cktard by Sagamite.
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Agybabe(f): 11:22am On Aug 15, 2014
Agybabe: Even fools marvel at your foolishness
hehehe...85 likes shocked and still counting grin
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by adet991(f): 11:24am On Aug 15, 2014
capital fool by one of my lecturers
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by ellyzino: 12:50pm On Aug 15, 2014
Your mata don tire federal govt.lol
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by jesuspikinjp(m): 1:18pm On Aug 15, 2014
See his flat head like okada seat
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by unikchyka(f): 1:53pm On Aug 15, 2014
Product of a strayed sperm.... from NL

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by flashyberry: 2:25pm On Aug 15, 2014
Your mumu tye wrapper.
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by coolebux(m): 4:15pm On Aug 15, 2014
U ar jst an end-product of a leaking Condom.

U ar so tiny that u can even serve as a key-holder.

U look jst like the last-born of an oracle goat.

most times you tend to ignore what these sh*ts mean and burst into laughter instead.
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by niverah(f): 4:51pm On Aug 15, 2014
parrotibaba: shocked what the....? why would he say dat?
as in eh....don't mind him...twas a joke sha.....
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by eamodu(m): 6:52pm On Aug 15, 2014
Heard so many but dis puts me in LOL mood always."slowpoke close ur mouth,see as u open mouth stand like standing fan the look woman"
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by zyclef4jeez(m): 7:32pm On Aug 15, 2014
from my dad to me; u r looking like a baby kingsway. Though it funny coz it painful wen it bin said wit yoruba

From my lecturer to 1 of my mate; how can u call ursef a sound engineerin engineer wen ur brains looks like a corrrupt operating system

From me to a friend; God created evrytin abt u small n u still collected a small brain are u among d people dat was casted for city of d dwarfs

Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Rocksteady1(m): 8:54pm On Aug 15, 2014
C as she dey look like highway devil. Wey wan suck blood

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by IGWISE(m): 10:09pm On Aug 15, 2014
Good 4 notin
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by ValerieXO: 10:28pm On Aug 15, 2014
1.Your brain will be very expensive because it's still new.
2.if I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ
3.You should eat some of your makeup so you can be pretty on the inside

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