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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by lafuria1(m): 1:39am On Aug 14, 2014
Insult to a fat person:

"Have you ever seen a fat skeleton"

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by strangest(m): 1:43am On Aug 14, 2014
zuzu-out

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by olasmith10(m): 1:44am On Aug 14, 2014
most foolish person in west Africa

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by ramdris(m): 1:48am On Aug 14, 2014
Yout can't just stop talking, It's like you have mouth diarrhea.

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by WukedP(m): 1:49am On Aug 14, 2014
U invented foolishness, ur folly is android 10.10 coconut head

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by homesteady(m): 1:50am On Aug 14, 2014
It has to be all of coogar's and gustavo's insults grin grin grin

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by tomiobj(m): 1:51am On Aug 14, 2014
Nessa12: Mine is.
Big Stupid Retarded Bufoon
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1.ur an apology from the condom company
2.ademonkey oluwa baboon
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:55am On Aug 14, 2014
BROKE GOAT

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:56am On Aug 14, 2014
Please, close your mouth and open your brain

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Karleb(m): 1:57am On Aug 14, 2014
mxxpunkxx1: BROKE GOAT

Chai cry

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by lepasharon(f): 1:59am On Aug 14, 2014
I actually heard it on this forum: 'The only thing positive about you is your HIV status...Damn ! grin undecided

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Karleb(m): 2:00am On Aug 14, 2014
"Your silly, very silly in fact you stupidity is beyond compartmentality"

"Fuckttard" grin

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 2:04am On Aug 14, 2014
glitest:

Fish brain is one of my favorites

undecided
I freaking hate that!
Buh pretense is the way grin grin

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by ziezy(m): 2:05am On Aug 14, 2014
Heard smone saying : see his head ; german mango head grin cheesy

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 2:06am On Aug 14, 2014
lepasharon: I actually heard it on this forum: 'The only thing positive about you is your HIV status...Damn ! grin undecided
Wat!!!!!! grin grin

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 2:09am On Aug 14, 2014
smackimorn:

undecided
I freaking hate that!
Buh pretense is the way grin grin


I know grin grin.

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by melchuksky(m): 2:10am On Aug 14, 2014
Mad cow....
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by nossycheek(f): 2:11am On Aug 14, 2014
A manager in my office was discussing with a staff of an audit firm handling the company's annual accounts on phone and the next thing we heard was " where is your boss? I hate discussing with unitelligent people like you"

Another one is
"I will slap you through this phone..."....while chating on d phone

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by DAY12(m): 2:11am On Aug 14, 2014
Retardeeen undecided
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by DebohBaron(m): 2:15am On Aug 14, 2014
I need to bookmark this page for future insults needed grin

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 2:16am On Aug 14, 2014
glitest:


I know grin grin.

undecided undecided undecided
You know!!!
Do I knw you?
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by lepasharon(f): 2:16am On Aug 14, 2014
Another:' You are the missing link'

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by debrihachi(f): 2:19am On Aug 14, 2014
When one market woman said am dating her husband... swear dats da worse insult I v ever received. wtf
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Lordjiggs09(m): 2:21am On Aug 14, 2014
Back in school me and my frndz used to say

''na toto water full ur head''

''ur father is a prostitute/stripper''

''ur mother is a virgin''

''ur father is a gay-lord''

e.t.c

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 2:21am On Aug 14, 2014
smackimorn:

undecided undecided undecided
You know!!!
Do I knw you?



Really?...When did I ever give you the impression, or implied that I know you?.

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by IntroVAT: 2:24am On Aug 14, 2014
Say person dey chop like screen muncher grin

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by oluFELAxy(m): 2:24am On Aug 14, 2014
Whenever someone makes a stupid statement. We say, "Is that all you can get from your 2GB brain?''

Or Where were you when God was giving people brain?

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 2:24am On Aug 14, 2014
glitest:


Really?...When did I ever give you the impression, or implied that I know you?.
(Shakes head)
I'm sorry,
This garri I take this night no try...

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 2:26am On Aug 14, 2014
[size=13pt]Head as big as the visitors meat (in yoruba: wo bo se se ori gidigni bi eran alejo)[/size]

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 2:27am On Aug 14, 2014
smackimorn:
(Shakes head)
I'm sorry,
This garri I take this night no try...


Apologies accepted; its all good.

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by oluFELAxy(m): 2:28am On Aug 14, 2014
Walahi your brain needs branding.
Or Must you wait for Google to invent Airplane before you think?
Or It seems you only think on Feb 29.

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Lachynos2k2(m): 2:30am On Aug 14, 2014
your girlfriend is so old that her breastmilk is powdered.

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