Frm my lil nephew to his sister:see all ur mouth....its full of Indian butter

Frm my frnd to me:sey were fedi le fun e ni(did mad woman/man open yansh for u?
Frm my sis to me:sey won din dodo lorie ni(are dey frying plaintain on ur head?)

I was in a bus nd vhiz two ladies were throwing insults @ each oda one said:

"See aw u dey run ur mawt like menstrual flow"....

Nd d oda one replied

"Oya bring pad come shock am nah"

I nearly fell off my seat ;DI was in a bus nd vhiz two ladies were throwing insults @ each oda one said:

"See aw u dey run ur mawt like menstrual flow"....

Nd d oda one replied

"Oya bring pad come shock am nah"

I nearly fell off my seat

D way u guys ar tlkin, I hp rat nor die for una brain?

mstik:
were you conceived on the highway? That's where most accidents happen

Choooiiiii...xo funny!thick insult!

Agybabe:
Even fools marvel at your foolishness

hehehe dat 1 no get hope oo.

Muzikluva:
hehehe dat 1 no get hope oo.

e affect you?

You person... ur biological father is a dog

Your fiancee is so OBES I wonder how you will carry her during your wedding... may be with a pick up truck.

Your fathers bolls are so small he couldn't Bleep your mother

Hehe

Your life na mistake, why your mama no swallow you??

bin laughing my ass out with the comments heres mine,my kids sis said dis 2 ha friend
omo promo,buy one get one free

Agybabe:

e affect you?

lailai... u no crius o

Heard it on this forum though
Your pussy has been used more times than google

SHAAWA:
1. Article of no commercial value
2. Zero behind a decimal point.....(secondary school days)

no2 is damn useless

your birth certificate is an apology letter from condom factory

Oh,praise God,i don read all una comments.chai,den fit finish person.. ;DOh,praise God,i don read all una comments.chai,den fit finish person..

Your penis corner corner like cooli cooli

Your penniiss corner corner like cooli cooli

My teacher,whenever we ar in d lab making noise she comes around and say 'were loruko isami yin' meaning 'madness is ur baptismal name' u see every where quiet till she is out b4 we will all start laughing.

You unfinished lab results!!

mstik:
were you conceived on the highway? That's where most accidents happen

Dayum!

Illegitimate son of a pus-ridden sea snake

It's like ur mouth is menstrating,ur mouth is leaking

yoo dead



quote author=trukoments post=25462496]God created houseflies, cockroaches, maggots, mosquitos, fleas, ticks, slugs, leeches, and intestinal parasites, then he lowered his standards and made you. I take it back; God didn't make you. You are Satan's spawn. You are Evil beyond comprehension, half-living in the slough of despair. You are the entropy which will claim us all. You are a green-nostriled, crossed eyed, hairy-livered, goisher kopf, inbred trout-defiler. You make Ebola look good. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and
disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. You are not ANSI compliant and your markup doesn't validate. You have a couple of address lines shorted together. You should be promoted to Engineering Manager. Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read? Everyone plonked you long ago. Your life is one big W.O.M.B.A.T., and your future doesn't look promising either. We need to trace your bloodline and terminate all siblings and cousins in order to cleanse humanity of your polluted genes. The good news is that no normal human would ever mate with you, so we won't have to go into the sewers in search of your git. You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a loathsome disease, a drooling inbred cross-eyed toesucker. You make Quakers shout and strike Pentecostals silent. You have a version 1.0 mind in a version 6.13 world. Your mother had to tie a pork chop around your neck.[/quote]

u r the best fool

Your eyes wear boxers

Telling someone to be allowing his thinking to be flowing from his brain to his mouth instead of the thinking coming from his D.ick

U are a result of broken condom

I hav learn enof bad things on this thread......hope to apply them soon.

jreyez:
My gf said to me...... You're a total distraction in my life, i wanna have sxxxx every time I'm with you

I pity d 2both of you

gbodimowo:


I pity d 2both of you

Fixed

I pity both of you