hazzand16: hey op wake up wake up! Wake up! Wake up from ur miserable dream

Danhumprey: See your mouth!!!!!



Even if the monkey get money??

Almeria: Lol abegi

BoiledCorn: She is betrothed to me

BARK OFF!!!

Danhumprey: Oya confess!!!!

hifaif:

U too like woman. See ur head like boiled corn.

Almeria: confess what?

Danhumprey: That you won't mind marrying a monkey!

Almeria: kia this guy hate me with passion

me marry a monkey

Danhumprey: Yes!!!!!

Almeria: I can't
I will never

Danhumprey: Even with plenty money??

Almeria: Nop
I won't,

5naira:
Now i no invite you come here but ur madness carry you come here now BACK OfF

4 malia sake what is wrong with nairaland peeps i was even thinking this will get to malia herself so she will know how much i love her, i no no say na mad fellas go pick am...

I repeat
MAD FELLAS BACK_OFF

vizkiz:

the funniest thing is that your dad is also in the same Ward i was kept...He says HI by the way...

Danhumprey: I get some of them from Facebook.

Danhumprey: Don't you like money?

Danhumprey: Don't you like money?

5naira: Am having crush on Malia Obama,the President of America Eldest daughter.....at first i thought this was just a joke, after i met her for the first time last year and got to speak with her i knew i had a special feeling for this girl though i didnt tell her....now i met her today at Chicago music festival Lollapalooza and told her my feelings and she was like are you serious or you are kidding me, she later told me it could be very risky if i ever date her and for the fact that she has'nt turned 18 yet it wont be possible....


....now beloved nairaland what do you advice i do, i love her with my life


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I REPEAT MATURED MINDS ONLY, HATERS LOOK FOR ANOTHER THREAD, AM DAMN SERIOUS

krall: na wa oo with the unecessary pressure am beginning to suspect that you resemble monkey

Almeria: I love money but I can't marry a monkey because of that,

glitest:


Oh okay!!...You're always right on point with your memes...You must have a lot saved in your cell.

Almeria: Nop
I won't,