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As With Death, You Can Never Tell The Last Time. by Asiwaju9ja(m): 6:40am On Aug 07, 2014
My brothers, over the years, I have noticed that with sex in a relationship. You can never tell when it will be the last time you will have sex with your Girlfriend. The last romp you just had could be your very last with her. Check all your EXs. My advice, each time you have it, with her make sure you do it like its the last time. Just like death, you never know when its gonna come.
Re: As With Death, You Can Never Tell The Last Time. by Alice07: 10:24am On Aug 07, 2014
You are not thinking of when the trumpet would sound and if you will make heaven or not. All you are thinking of is sex with girlfriend. God is watching you in 4D.smh

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Re: As With Death, You Can Never Tell The Last Time. by kennyslim1(m): 12:41pm On Aug 07, 2014
Alice07: You are not thinking of when the trumpet would sound and if you will make heaven or not. All you are thinking of is sex with girlfriend. God is watching you in 4D.smh


Hahaha...he might be thinking about that also...so don't rule out that option!
Re: As With Death, You Can Never Tell The Last Time. by Asiwaju9ja(m): 3:39pm On Aug 07, 2014
Alice07: You are not thinking of when the trumpet would sound and if you will make heaven or not. All you are thinking of is sex with girlfriend. God is watching you in 4D.smh

Its all inclusive. Moral of the the story: Bleep ur guy well 2day. It might just be ur last bleeping.

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