Suwailad: Seeing all the calamities and woes befalling this country in quick succession,i officially give up on humanity and Nigeria!
**Looks and asks around** Can i by chance find a bus heading to Airegin from here??

Bacarnista: The sheepishly smiling,fisherman hatted, black robe wearing one and his certified PDP have done this.

Firsteva: I could bet with my pants,bras and Ipad that the Sawyerr guy is gay!
His corpse should be kept in solitary for the next 41 years,lets see how gayier he gets by then! Cu.nt, mtcheeeeeew...

Mencade5: Please,were they able to take pictures of his deeek? Our Nigerian girls needs to have it for future references when dating or marrying...

Idumuose: Liberia in connivance with APC planned an epidemic in one of it's strongholds so that it'll be blamed on GEJ!
The chief funder of this bio attack shamelessly left his name as a code for us to see.
It's humanly impossible not to see the correlation between Tinubu and eBola in all of these..!
Dozzybaba: This is so worrisome for me. By now,i hope our rusty, brown-roofed peeps actually gets to understand the danger which their undisputable niche in gluttonous eating of òyón eran,furóò eran and ókò eran could pose to them?
Anyways, i and a couple of enlightened medics have gathered a conference on how to brainstorm for a serum.
Whenever you guys have the time,please ensure you come to the health building on the street near https://www.nairaland.com/1843618/nl-1st-scientific-conference-ebola
** Itches beard** It's important we come with #100 as stipends to fund the feeding of facilitators.
They won't be eating Iya Sefiat's #20 watery oloyin beans...

Gbawe: *** Usually very extra-long epistle which i haven't finished editing at this time ***

NgeneUkwenu: If we look at it closely with eye,nose glasses and binoculars, you'll see ebele in that name!

Desola: Ofcourse we know it's only the flatheaded,akpu swallowing,chest beating people staying with us in the south that can do anything for money including allowing themselves to be used as bio weapons.
I'm certain that guy's name is Patrick Okeke Sawyerr!

Disclaimer:Pls don't take these comments serious as they are mere satires of the online personalities/handles that have
them. Add yours and lets have fun....!

Lol.....primo commentatione

laffing in 14 different languages

puhahaha i don show... let the bashings begin

Lwkkmd..Some people sha

A very funny confabulation I must say.
But come on! Must we make jokes of everything?

Its quite sad that sawyer is gone with his devilish mind of infecting nigerians with this ebola.

Though he is no more alive, his sobbing wife will very soon find another man to fvck her with his deeek. Life goes on.

MrTeymee: Lwkkmd..Some people sha

Lol..
Wetin do them?

Rikidony: puhahaha i don show... let the bashings begin

After you laff finish, add your own too naa!

KiddaBlingzz: laffing in 14 different languages

Ahhhhhh!
14 different languages?
Pictures of you laffing or...

This rocgirl no go kill person...

Hope say you study psychology...u fit make money o.

mencade5:


Its quite sad that sawyer is gone with his devilish mind of infecting nigerians with this ebola.

Though he is no more alive, his sobbing wife will very soon find another man to fvck her with his deeek Life goes on.

Lmao....
And his deeekhood lives on....

dozzybaba: This rocgirl no go kill person...

Hope say you study psychology...u fit make money o.

Lol...
Dozzy bad guy, i dey feel you shaa..
How i go take make money na,i no do shakara oo?

chimoz: Lol.....primo commentatione

Taah!
You be second to comment jwaar...

Op you are high

rocgirl:
Ahhhhhh!
14 different languages?
Pictures of you laffing or...

blessed are those that believe without seeing for they shall not be dissapointed

KiddaBlingzz: blessed are those that believe without seeing for they shall not be dissapointed

I believe you..

rocgirl:


I believe you..

Great!

observing till any Igbo talk nonsense about the Yoruba nation.

Thank God say you catch them red handed. Na barcanista na im disappoint me pass

rocgirl:
Suwailad: Seeing all the calamies and woes befalling this country in quick succession,i official give up on humanity and Nigeria!
**Looks and asks around** Can i by chance find a bus heading to Airegin from here??

Bacarnista: The sheepishly smiling,fisherman hatted, black robe wearing one and his certified PDP have done this.

Firsteva: I could bet with my pants,bras and Ipad that the Sawyerr guy is gay!
His corpse should be kept in solitary for the next 41 years,lets see how gayier he gets by then! Cu.nt, mtcheeeeeew...

Mencade5: Please,were they able to take pictures of his deeek? Our Nigerian girls needs to have it for future references when dating or marrying...

Idumuose: Liberia in connivance with APC planned an epidemic in one of it's strongholds so that it'll be blamed on GEJ!
The chief funder of this bio attack shamelessly left his name as a code for us to see.
It's humanly impossible not to see the correlation between Tinubu and eBola in all of these..!
Dozzybaba: This is so worrisome for me. By now,i hope our rusty, brown-roofed peeps actually gets to understand the danger which their undisputable niche in gluttonous eating of òyón eran,furóò eran and ókò eran could pose to them?
Anyways, i and a couple of enlighted medics have gather a conference on how to brainstorm for a serum.
Whenever you guys have the time,please ensure to come to the health building on the street near https://www.nairaland.com/1843618/nl-1st-scientific-conference-ebola
** Itches beard** It's important we come with #100 as stipends to fund the feeding of facilitators.
They won't be eating Iya Sefiat's #20 watery oloyin beans...

Gbawe: *** Usually very extra-long epistle which i haven't finished editing at this time ***

NgeneUkwenu: If we look at it closely with eye,nose glasses and binoculars, you'll see ebele in that name!

Desola: Ofcourse we know it's only the flatheaded,akpu swallowing,chest beating people staying with us in the south that can do anything for money including allowing themselves to be used as bio weapons.
I'm certain that guy's name is Patrick Okeke Sawyerr!

Disclaimer:Pls don't take these comments serious as they are mere satires of the online personalities/handles that have
them. Add yours and lets have fun....!

hahaha chai chai....desola too funny

overhypedsteve: Thank God say you catch them red handed. Na barcanista na im disappoint me pass

bro seriously the PDP govt led by Mr. Jonathan failed tÓ take precautionarŸ measures. Anyway RIP to PÐP

By RIP Í mean.... Rogues In Power

APC disease.

Q.E.D.

anago90: observing till any Igbo talk nonsense about the Yoruba nation.

Lol..
Where have you been??

overhypedsteve: Thank God say you catch them red handed. Na barcanista na im disappoint me pass

Lol...
Na so ooo...
Him ways no pure at all!

barcanista: hahaha chai chai....desola too funny

Swthrt....
So, you travel go jand leave me for hia abi??

rocgirl:


Swthrt....
So, you travel go jand leave me for hia abi??

honey I'm good. I didn't travel to jand o, I travelled to Sambisa forest to hold talks with Shekau over the chibok gals

barcanista: honey I'm good. I didn't travel to jand o, I travelled to Sambisa forest to hold talks with Shekau over the chibok gals

Lol..
I think say you been sell all your properties because of say you wan go see queen that time oo..

rocgirl:
Taah!
You be second to comment jwaar...

And who told you I was contesting for first place ....

And what's funny here
I heard a doctor in lasuth took to his heels when a patient complained of symptoms synonymous to Ebola...

chimoz:
And who told you I was contesting for first place ....

I believe you..