krall: It was just this afternoon and I was at my bank. I had urgent issues to handle with the CC so I skipped the queue and with some influence, I was sitting at the desk being attended to despite the grumbling I could hear from behind. I turned back smiling to get a good look at their angry faces when my eyes met with that of a young lady and then she froze, staring at me mouth open. I said to myself, "do I know her somewhere?". I continued my business while listening discreetly on her conversation with her friend to get a clue.

Friend: do you know that guy?
Girl: not really oh? He looks like a guy I know on nairaland.
Friend: are you serious?!? What's his name? I didn't know people like this could be on NL
Girl: one krall like that. I can't believe this is really him.
Friend: go and introduce yourself later
Girl: for what so that he will tell his rubbish stories about me this evening?? The guy is a stupid liar. Infact let me wicked him small.

That was when I got angry I felt so heartbroken at the hatred she felt for me.
When I was about leaving, she stood up and forced herself on me. I don't know how it happened but what people saw was my hand on her bosom as I tried to stabilize myself, then she raised alarm in the crowded bank hall. I started hearing murmurs around when one squeezed faced guy said," o girl I see wetin you do this man oo, you dey craze?" That was when people started attacking her and then she appologized. Nairaland girls are very wicked unfortunately I didn't have the chance to know her moniker.
The tables were turned around and she ended up leaving with disgrace while I ended up leaving with an apology and a feel of..... (You know the rest)

MrCork:


....ok...from our under standin...u work as a messenger and somebody send u to the bank...bro no oofeinse but wot has his thread gots to do with romance?

MrCork:


....ok...from our under standin...u work as a messenger and somebody send u to the bank

krall: It was just this afternoon and I was at my bank. I had urgent issues to handle with the CC so I skipped the queue and with some influence, I was sitting at the desk being attended to despite the grumbling I could hear from behind. I turned back smiling to get a good look at their angry faces when my eyes met with that of a young lady and then she froze, staring at me mouth open. I said to myself, "do I know her somewhere?". I continued my business while listening discreetly on her conversation with her friend to get a clue.

Friend: do you know that guy?
Girl: not really oh? He looks like a guy I know on nairaland.
Friend: are you serious?!? What's his name? I didn't know people like this could be on NL
Girl: one krall like that. I can't believe this is really him.
Friend: go and introduce yourself later
Girl: for what so that he will tell his rubbish stories about me this evening?? The guy is a stupid liar. Infact let me wicked him small.

That was when I got angry I felt so heartbroken at the hatred she felt for me.
When I was about leaving, she stood up and forced herself on me. I don't know how it happened but what people saw was my hand on her bosom as I tried to stabilize myself, then she raised alarm in the crowded bank hall. I started hearing murmurs around when one squeezed faced guy said," o girl I see wetin you do this man oo, you dey craze?" That was when people started attacking her and then she appologized. Nairaland girls are very wicked unfortunately I didn't have the chance to know her moniker.
The tables were turned around and she ended up leaving with disgrace while I ended up leaving with an apology and a feel of..... (You know the rest)

Dymondgurl: Hahahahahaha. But seriously, this gist isn't supposed to be in this thread but meanwhile, the joke was finally on the gal, some gals can like to show themselves sha

Dymondgurl: Hahahahahaha. But seriously, this gist isn't supposed to be in this thread but meanwhile, the joke was finally on the gal, some gals can like to show themselves sha

marieolae: UHHH I'm trying to believe this story, but its just TOO hard.

MrCork:


....ok...from our under standin...u work as a messenger and somebody send u to the bank...bro no oofeinse but wot has his thread gots to do with romance?

krall: don't tell me you want pictures . The girl knows herself!

krall: which section should it be then? Don't you feel the public romancing?

krall: which section should it be then? Don't you feel the public romancing?

mencade5: o boy na mad people full this thread ooo. Make boiledcorn, okparaugo, youngwizzzy come ooo. Party want start.

Dymondgurl: romancing kor romancing ni.

vizkiz:
If i dance, she go dance
If i move, she go move (2x)

Singbolo...wata...singbolo
Hmmmmn...gbolo
Wata..singbolo(what the hell does this means)

for example.hmmmmn. For example...say i do my hand like this, and her body go like that...i do the hand like that and her body go like this...

krall: It was just this afternoon and I was at my bank. I had urgent issues to handle with the CC so I skipped the queue and with some influence, I was sitting at the desk being attended to despite the grumbling I could hear from behind. I turned back smiling to get a good look at their angry faces when my eyes met with that of a young lady and then she froze, staring at me mouth open. I said to myself, "do I know her somewhere?". I continued my business while listening discreetly on her conversation with her friend to get a clue.

Friend: do you know that guy?
Girl: not really oh? He looks like a guy I know on nairaland.
Friend: are you serious?!? What's his name? I didn't know people like this could be on NL
Girl: one krall like that. I can't believe this is really him.
Friend: go and introduce yourself later
Girl: for what so that he will tell his rubbish stories about me this evening?? The guy is a stupid liar. Infact let me wicked him small.

That was when I got angry I felt so heartbroken at the hatred she felt for me.
When I was about leaving, she stood up and forced herself on me. I don't know how it happened but what people saw was my hand on her bosom as I tried to stabilize myself, then she raised alarm in the crowded bank hall. I started hearing murmurs around when one squeezed faced guy said," o girl I see wetin you do this man oo, you dey craze?" That was when people started attacking her and then she appologized. Nairaland girls are very wicked unfortunately I didn't have the chance to know her moniker.
The tables were turned around and she ended up leaving with disgrace while I ended up leaving with an apology and a feel of..... (You know the rest)

Enegod:

NanciaKay: Ohhh brother. Ur story doesnt sound true joor! Sounds like, u just need attendtion.

krall: Temigracie defend me

temigracie: ..krall,mrcork,spacegoat,missyuzedo,andyblaze....all unna b confirm troll......

temigracie: ....abi ayaf defend u ni....u r a troll jare...BTW,wats d size of d bobbie u mistakenly pressed??