Obinoscopy: Yes hun. Hope I'm not a lie too?

Now I know how this got to front-page

MzPreshie: Justin Bieber actually gave me a ride to work this morning, and now, I got dinner invites from Chris Brown and Christino Ronaldo. Don't even know who to go with, anybody with useful advice here?

dis is no lie, its called day dreaming, ahve u tried COARTEM?

in rihanna's voice "i love the way you lie"

Spaxon is crushing on me

MzPreshie: Justin Bieber actually gave me a ride to work this morning, and now, I got dinner invites from Chris Brown and Christino Ronaldo. Don't even know who to go with, anybody with useful advice here?

eehyah.i admire your lie o

Kalvan and peppyluv02 are getting married!tonychristopher and berem are the bestman and chief bride's maid

It is better I say what I did not see than lie.

I rather take what does not belong to me than steal.

I rather pregnant her than phuck her!

Am recently chatting with Minaj asking me to come f**k her so is Rihana urgent advice needed pls

Patience is my elder sister just dat we no go the same school

My brain uses mtn sim thats why i have yellow teeth.

holyboss: The Op is so damm beautiful. Infact she is the most beautiful gal av seen on NL

















#remember we r talking about lies

u got me laughing Zamina ooo x2 laughing laughing ooo ooo. i was like this guy is being childish till i saw the last sentence below his post

Baby north-west is actually my baby cos I slept with kim wen she came to nigeria.

Patience is my elder sister just that we no go the same school

OP, number 4 is actually possible. It is possible to import Above Ground Swimming Pool from UK. The part that your uncle imported it is what I may not be sure of.

My boss was on my case asking me why I hadn't replied emails, met certain deadlines etc.
I threw my size 12 Mary Amaka shoe at him and suggested inventive stuff to do with his job and a certain appendage on his body.

i lie once a year................

Spaxon: naa y askn?

I wan buy boyfriend form, how much is it?

Our Dog understands Urhobo ........Even replies sometimes

holyboss: The Op is so damm beautiful. Infact she is the most beautiful gal av seen on NL

















#remember we r talking about lies

chaaai you wicked

C has pple just dey admire op(spaxon)



*Go checks spaxon dp*

MzPreshie: Justin Bieber actually gave me a ride to work this morning, and now, I got dinner invites from Chris Brown and Christino Ronaldo. Don't even know who to go with, anybody with useful advice here?

Ditch dem both and kum wif me..i wil spoil u wif moni

Nigeria is a useless country and babymama babyosisi is on queue to buy stock fish and garri ijebu from Nigeria.

I've never lied before. From the day I was born. In fact from my mother's womb I've always said d truth. Believe me. I swear to God

Abatemtem: NAME: David Damilare

NICKNAME : Davies

HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mountain everest.

MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hours,5mins and 45seconds....
Travelled round the world in a Day

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first male to land on the sun

SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: swimming in a Tsunami

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch though 99 died instantly and the last one is now a slowpoke

PROUDEST MOMENT: When a black mamba died after biting me.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like bragging.....

This lie can get u an award, i'm giving you one personally.

Beyonce and rihanna nominate me for #ALSicebucketchallenge 2nite.

I was on my way to Nairaland when the tyre of my private jet burst for 3rd mainland bridge.

I lie to myself n still doubt if I just lied to myself

ALL LIARS will go to HELL.

Be warned. There is no game or joke in Lying. Lie is Lie.

Zooms off to inform Angel Michael of the dangerous lies being spewed here with HOST: Spasm abi Spaxon.

naijaboiy: I had a dream where spaxon and I kissed

guy nor corrupt my innocent spaxon oh. Lols

shhhh..No one knows it yet but I'm actually the surrogate for Beyonce and JAY Z's Baby Blu Ivy!

messi is my brother and he is paying Bill Gate and GEJ salary.. Lol