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Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by bobothem(m): 2:54pm On Sep 20, 2014
Beync: hi urw. Am doing great, nd U?
I am very fine.which corner of the planet are you in
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by jesuphemmy(m): 3:29pm On Sep 20, 2014
Dear Marieolae,

With reference to the syllabus of my feelings, I want to prove that the locus of my point is directly proportional to your heart. On seeing you, I feel like a triangle with only 2 angles, the third one being you. At times I feel like a circle without a circumference and a tangent without a gradient. We are like two simultaneous equations without solutions.

You never seem to notice that I am a point lying at your linear equation. Your smile make my mind rotate 360 degrees anticlockwise and applying a translation, I finally get your image.

You are factors of a quadratic equation but still feel two disjoint sets. You are the hypotenuse of my right angled triangle and on using either sine or cosine, we can obtain a real solution. I tried to deal with you on a calculator version but the probability of success is very low.

My letter consists of only one section to be answered without a calculator and the answer is to be given "Yes" in three significant figures.

My life without you is like coordinates of a quadratic turning point. My love for you is infinite like the graph of Tan 90 and Tan 270 degrees...

Watthap me 08100818875.

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Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Gbengem(m): 4:31pm On Sep 20, 2014
jesuphemmy: Dear Marieolae,

With reference to the syllabus of my feelings, I want to prove that the locus of my point is directly proportional to your heart. On seeing you, I feel like a triangle with only 2 angles, the third one being you. At times I feel like a circle without a circumference and a tangent without a gradient. We are like two simultaneous equations without solutions.

You never seem to notice that I am a point lying at your linear equation. Your smile make my mind rotate 360 degrees anticlockwise and applying a translation, I finally get your image.

You are factors of a quadratic equation but still feel two disjoint sets. You are the hypotenuse of my right angled triangle and on using either sine or cosine, we can obtain a real solution. I tried to deal with you on a calculator version but the probability of success is very low.

My letter consists of only one section to be answered without a calculator and the answer is to be given "Yes" in three significant figures.

My life without you is like coordinates of a quadratic turning point. My love for you is infinite like the graph of Tan 90 and Tan 270 degrees...

Watthap me 08100818875.
clap for yourself, ┏̲Y̶̲̅┓̲o̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ just won yourself a free date with Marieolae. infact am giving ┏̲Y̶̲̅┓̲o̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ her hand in marriage... But dis one whey u jst attach only your whatsapp no na your full home address your suppose write there

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Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Nobody: 4:35pm On Sep 20, 2014
mhmm, think I do have a gurl to ask out, here.
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Beync(f): 9:07pm On Sep 20, 2014
bobothem: I am very fine.which corner of the planet are you in
good to hear that. Lol, planet earth
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by cooljoe(m): 9:51pm On Sep 20, 2014
Mrsbreezy, where u at. Oya come over o, lemme ask u out
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Nobody: 9:55pm On Sep 20, 2014
cooljoe: Mrsbreezy, where u at. Oya come over o, lemme ask u out

Hahah *rolls eyes*
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by cooljoe(m): 10:00pm On Sep 20, 2014
MrsBreezy:

Hahah *rolls eyes*
y r u rolling ur eyes
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Nobody: 10:07pm On Sep 20, 2014
cooljoe: y r u rolling ur eyes

You have a gf haha
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by cooljoe(m): 10:15pm On Sep 20, 2014
MrsBreezy:

You have a gf haha
hehehhe. She no mind
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by ronald4lif(m): 10:17pm On Sep 20, 2014
quote author=MrsBreezy]

Hahah *rHolls eyes* [/quote]

Here is an official pledge of asking mrsbreezy out. Please don't say no inugo omalicha?
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Oliveronline: 12:16am On Sep 21, 2014
07063813668...whatsapp only
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by single92(m): 12:25am On Sep 21, 2014
I knw go ask any gal out here because nairaland babes knw dey fine at all
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Nobody: 1:35am On Sep 21, 2014
ronald4lif: quote author=MrsBreezy]

Hahah *rHolls eyes*

Here is an official pledge of asking mrsbreezy out. Please don't say no inugo omalicha?

Hahah what does that mean?
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Nobody: 1:35am On Sep 21, 2014
cooljoe: hehehhe. She no mind

She has strength oo
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by sarite(m): 1:59am On Sep 21, 2014
queenet246: I have been on Nairaland for quite sometime but don't know anybody to ask out
I can always treat u rite baby...
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Baddestguyp(m): 2:17am On Sep 21, 2014
*opens thread* now who do I ask out
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by robosky02(m): 7:40am On Sep 21, 2014
Beync: good to hear that. Lol, planet earth

so howz ur nite hope cool.
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by ronald4lif(m): 9:39am On Sep 21, 2014
MrsBreezy:

Hahah what does that mean?

You understand pretty lady, that's what it means.
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Nobody: 9:44am On Sep 21, 2014
ronald4lif:

You understand pretty lady, that's what it means.

Oh haha in what language?
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by ronald4lif(m): 10:54am On Sep 21, 2014
MrsBreezy:

Oh haha in what language?

In Igbo, what part of the country are you from and where you based. Most non Igbo knows what the term omalicha means for it's a widely used slang on music, home videos etc
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by cooljoe(m): 11:40am On Sep 21, 2014
MrsBreezy:

She has strength oo
bae cum over na, let me try my wooing skills on u
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Nobody: 11:41am On Sep 21, 2014
cooljoe: bae cum over na, let me try my wooing skills on u

Haha abeg I don't want the bae to start hailing me with abuse oo
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Nobody: 11:41am On Sep 21, 2014
ronald4lif:

In Igbo, what part of the country are you from and where you based. Most non Igbo knows what the term omalicha means for it's a widely used slang on music, home videos etc

Hmm I'm not in the country but I've heard it in a Psquare song hehe.
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Vikthor(m): 11:51am On Sep 21, 2014
....hey who wants to double date...am available
Inbox me ASAP
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Vikthor(m): 11:53am On Sep 21, 2014
MrsBreezy:

Hmm I'm not in the country but I've heard it in a Psquare song hehe.
...hey Mrs... Ma'am ...Breezy...are u up for it...I can be wherever u are within seconds.. Just say where and when kiss
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Nobody: 12:07pm On Sep 21, 2014
Vikthor:
...hey Mrs... Ma'am ...Breezy...are u up for it...I can be wherever u are within seconds.. Just say where and when kiss

Even if I was on the moon :O that's cool wink
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by cooljoe(m): 12:17pm On Sep 21, 2014
MrsBreezy:

Haha abeg I don't want the bae to start hailing me with abuse oo
thank God ur here, shall we begin
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Nobody: 12:30pm On Sep 21, 2014
cooljoe: thank God ur here, shall we begin

Lol of course...
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by cooljoe(m): 12:36pm On Sep 21, 2014
MrsBreezy:

Lol of course...
u this beautiful gal, ur temtpting me o
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by Nobody: 12:38pm On Sep 21, 2014
cooljoe: u this beautiful gal, ur temtpting me o

Lol me? Hahaha noo oo
Re: Officially Ask A Nairalander Out,don't Be Shy We Are All Matured Minds Here by cooljoe(m): 12:46pm On Sep 21, 2014
MrsBreezy:

Lol me? Hahaha noo oo
if ur not beautiful, den wat r u?

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