This sounds like jokes but it's true and it's an accepted fact to some extent

You aint a wife material if you can mention virtually al d eateries in Lagos without evn racking ur brain yet u cant recite Psalm 23 offhand

You aint a wife material if you drink yoyo bitters without squeezing your face

You aint a wife material if you were asked to open your Bible to Revelation and u started checking Table of content for d page number

You aint a wife material if you lie lik a log of wood during s**

You aint a wife material if you say '' I don't call guys with my credit''

You aint a wife material if you alwz sleep during church sermon and u don't evn slumber at beer palour wit ur eyes widely open

You aint a wife material if you have no atom of regard for broke or hustling dudes

You aint a wife material if you respond to chat as if you are answering OBJ question or as if you are being charger per letter.. E.g K n u ? Yap n u?, yup n u?, tnx u? Etc

And lastly, you aint a wife material if you are ugly and your Nairaland username reads beauty235, prettysSandra, sexydiva

Guy pls add yours

I expect a counter-thread from d ladies

Baddestguyp:
I expect a counter-thread from d ladies

dem go soon dey hurl insults at me now... You jst dey look

Ayaf heard...next time I'm asked please where would you like us to go, I'll just say [/b]anywhere...i really don't know my way around here.[b]

ideyhere: Ayaf heard...next time I'm asked please where would you like us to go, I'll just say [/b]anywhere...i really don't know my way around here.[b]

hahahahahahahahaha see you... That would not make you eligible to be a wife material, I would only extend the truth

tosyne2much: hahahahahahahahaha see you... That would not make you eligible to be a wife material, I would only extend the truth

You mean you'll open my bumbum for the whole world to see?

ideyhere:

You mean you'll open my bumbum for the whole world to see?

frm all d aforelisted points, which one are you guilty of ? Say d truth and shame d devil oooo

tosyne2much: frm all d aforelisted points, which one are you guilty of ? Say d truth and shame d devil oooo

None...I'm that special kinda bad girl

Hahahahaha!.......na dat ugliness/username side na im dey make me dey laugh oo! Chai! Chai!

ideyhere:

None...I'm that special kinda bad girl

So u aint guilty of any? I think you are worthy of my ring... Are you single? Cos I no wan covet anoda man babe oooo

tosyne2much: So u aint guilty of any? I think you are worthy of my ring... Are you single? Cos I no wan covet anoda man babe oooo

God did not say don't covet another man babe...he only said another man wife...so fear not...lo ayam with you till the end of time

ideyhere:

God did not say don't covet another man babe...he only said another man wife...so fear not...lo ayam with you till the end of time

chaiiii see green light at its zenith... Oya where do we start from since mama alwz told me ryt frm childhood neva to rush and take one step at a time

tosyne2much: chaiiii see green light at its zenith... Oya where do we start from since mama alwz told me ryt frm childhood neva to rush and take one step at a time

You'll stay there and be taking one step at a time others will come and pass you Didn't your mama that told you that hear of never wait until tomorrow what may be done today?

ideyhere:

You'll stay there and be taking one step at a time others will come and pass you Didn't your mama that told you that hear of never wait until tomorrow what may be done today?

oya now.. Add me up on BBM since it wld be inappropriate to post ur PIN here.. I think dis is a good step.. Hope in not way too farward sha ? *winks*

tosyne2much: oya now.. Add me up on BBM since it wld be inappropriate to post ur PIN here.. I think dis is a good step.. Hope in not way too farward sha ? *winks*

I'm not on BBM

ideyhere:

I'm not on BBM

chooooii see falling hand at its peak... Whatsapp nko?

So that's your definition of a wife material , op you really need to grow up.

tosyne2much: chooooii see falling hand at its peak... Whatsapp nko?

No ooh...it's only 2go that I do

ideyhere:

No ooh...it's only 2go that I do

oya add me up den.. Shld I throw out my username ?

passin by...

mstik: passin by...

Stop there.