Gwazah:
U SHOULD BLAME DE YORUBAS FOR SUCH HUNGRY ACT, HONESTLY WHEN U COME TO DE NORTH THOSE HABIT ARE MINIMAL. IT IS ONLY IN IGBO OR YORUBÀ LÀND THAT SUCH HABIT IS COMMON COS THEY WANT TO MAKE MONEY.

igbsam: I once almost fell victim of this act of theirs. But guess what I did. There is a barrack within the vicinity. Immediately they opened my car door and jumped into it. I central locked it and then told them that they have made the biggest mistake of their life. I then told them i'm a soldier and right away, i am going to the barrack where they would be taught a lesson they will never forget. Fortunately, I have some colleagues of mine as military personal in that barrack. I called them up and told them i am coming with some criminals to the barrack. My brothers, come see as those women dey beg me. Officer, please....we are sorry, we are very sorry. I drove them a little after the barrack, up to ifesinachi park before i warned them never in their life to try that nonsense with me and then opened the door and let them out. Come see as dem run like criminals.

henryobinna: hope you don't mean what you're saying!
if she had brought out her phone to record/snap what was going on, do you know that those 'legal' criminals could open fire on them and term it accidental discharge? or worse claim to have been attacked by maybe her cousin and you know once you're dead you're dead forever
so thank GOD she/they never took that risk

experimentist:

debbie: After hearing so many bad things about the Nigeria Police force,i didnt know that one day i will fall victim to their wicked and corrupt mind.
One my way yesterday in Lagos State,while my cousin was driving down the National Stadium Surulere onward to shitta and down to lawanson.As we were approaching the traffic light infront of the stadium (which had two traffic lights that work almost simultaneously),before the light changed to orange my cousin having passed the first traffic light which was few steps away from the second stopped.

In less than few seconds,three female police officers standing by came and started questioning us.
One said " why didnt you stop since and its now that the light was changing to orange that you will stop.Before we knew what was happening the other ladies jumped inside the backseat.
The second lady asked us to park in front of the stadium,but my cousin and i insisted that we didn't commit any traffic offense.Yet the refused and asked us to drive into the stadium.Because we refused, the lady started shouting that we want to kidnap her? (someone who forcefully entered your car is now raising alarm).....this was where the whole drama unfolded.

Unknown to us,they actually led us to a police station inside the National stadium.Immediately we where confronted by two men who looked hungry and unpleasant in their uniform.This was the DPO and another officer or whoever they were.They started accusing us of trying to kidnap the ladies and secondly breaking the traffic rules.Meanwhile these ladies have already disappeared and gone back to their duty post ( waiting for another victim).

The DPO told us that our offense is 80,000naira else we will be taken to alausa...at that point we felt weak and cold,knowing that this was not going to end up in a funny way.
We started pleading after trying to prove we didn't commit any offense....before we knew what was happening they called a stand by vulcanizer who deflected our tires.At this point we felt helpless and we told them we didnt have much money on us,but just about 5k ( the DPO busted into serious anger and shouted at us,that we think he is all these road side touts that can just collect anything? that is it either we pay 20k or forget the car for now)...not knowing what to do.My cousin now told the police officer to call back the guy to pump air back into those tires,let him try and figure out a way out...the vulcanizer came and said that to pump each tire is 1000 naira.This sent some cold air down my spine and i was like is this really happening or was i dreaming.The poor man told us that since it was the officer that asked him to pump the tire,he needs to buy him some cool recharge cards,so that is why he is charging us that huge amount.

My cousin started calling his office people and explaining what happened.After some minutes (thanks to the closeness of his office to the National Stadium),two of his colleagues came and demanded to speak with the DPO....who refused to entertain any discussion.

Unknown to me,they have already contacted another DPO at IJORA side,who requested to speak with the man in-charge.....while the colleagues were persuading the man to speak with the oga on phone,he started ranting that who the hell is it they want him to speak to.Afterward he collected the phone and from his salutation one could easily detect who the person on the other end was.Within some few minutes the call was over and the officer out of anger told the guy to pump back the tires and insisted he needs to settle those ladies...we said NO,BUT IT WAS OBVIOUS ANOTHER DRAMA WAS ABOUT TO BEGIN....

AFTER SPENDING OVER 3HOURS THERE,WE WERE RELEASED AND LEFT THE PLACE
THIS IS MY STORY

I wonder how many innocent citizens have fallen prey to the hands of these wicked and corrupt men who should be doing the right thing...NOT TO TALK OF THOSE LADIES WHO ARE STATIONED THERE TO CATCH VICTIMS AND DRAIN THEM OF THEIR MONEY.
I ask,what is the government doing? has it really gotten this bad? who are we to blame? even in the heart of the town such things happen and no one is speaking against it?

FINALLY,NIGERIA HAS A LONG WAY TO GO,BUT OUR POLICE FORCE IS A TOTAL DISGRACE .

cococandy: Mbediogu. My favorite bed tiime stories from my infant days.
We would sit around grandma and lap up the juicy stories hungrily like a pack of thirsty wolves.
And when we go,we would be so looking forward to the next holiday season so we can go back for more stories

Your moniker just brought smiles to my face.
Thank you so much

Mbediogu:

Nwannem cococandy Ada Ndigbo. Ekenem gi. Dalu oo.

MARKone:

Police are the WORST, and that is why, you get nothing good out of them, nothing! they are cursed, useless, hopeless, dirty, drunks, vile creatures of the earth and extremely wicked, go to their barracks and see how they live. They intimidate you at gunpoint(armed robbery) steal from you, and they think they will enjoy another man's sweat, without repercussions, while another family, gnashes their teeth in sorrows, tears and blood. They spirits of those they've killed because of #20 and #50, APO SIX et all will always continue to hunt them. That Boko haram is the monster they are today is because of NPF. Nonsense!!

GEJ is not the problem of NPF, they have been so corrupt before he came to power, and they will remain so when he leaves.

Kachisbarbie: Lol, the part about those officers disappearing is very true.
I met thess ones they call MOT(Ministry of Trans) in Abia State. They checked all my papers and said it's not complete. I said not possible, he said u don't have MOT wareva, I've never heard that in my 5yrs of driving so I got really angry by then one lady was already n d car.

She directed me to dia office, after speaking all d english I know of they seized my license said I was going to pay 7k but I was seeing 3500 on this paper they typed dia charges, I asked why mine is 7k, they said bc they caught me.

That was when I looked @ d drivers license the man was even holding and realised it was my expired license. I told him lemme get to Gtb down the road, naso I take reach my house. Did the papers the next day and I was ready for them...

Met another set, I intentionally removed that MOT clearance, he started that dia denge pose, I was smiling
Then I asked him, is there anything ure actually looking for, u wasting my time. He said, lemme have ur license I gave him. Then he said, u don't have ur MOT clearance. I gave him dis smile and said, u shud have just asked for that and not my papers

I cud see it in his eyes he felt like beating me, b4 he cud say jack, I snatched it from his hands and sped off.

hardbody: A policeman just enters your car? What happened to the lock buttons? I may stop, we may discuss, you standing out there and me in my car, once the light changes again, i will drive off. Never entertain the police to enter your car, but if they ever do for some reason, take them to wherever you choose and strangle the person. You never invited the person into your car and therefore owe the person no obligation to drive him/her to the station.

igbsam: I once almost fell victim of this act of theirs. But guess what I did. There is a barrack within the vicinity. Immediately they opened my car door and jumped into it. I central locked it and then told them that they have made the biggest mistake of their life. I then told them i'm a soldier and right away, i am going to the barrack where they would be taught a lesson they will never forget. Fortunately, I have some colleagues of mine as military personal in that barrack. I called them up and told them i am coming with some criminals to the barrack. My brothers, come see as those women dey beg me. Officer, please....we are sorry, we are very sorry. I drove them a little after the barrack, up to ifesinachi park before i warned them never in their life to try that nonsense with me and then opened the door and let them out. Come see as dem run like criminals.

justi4jesu:

i cant stop laughing....lol

igbsam: I once almost fell victim of this act of theirs. But guess what I did. There is a barrack within the vicinity. Immediately they opened my car door and jumped into it. I central locked it and then told them that they have made the biggest mistake of their life. I then told them i'm a soldier and right away, i am going to the barrack where they would be taught a lesson they will never forget. Fortunately, I have some colleagues of mine as military personal in that barrack. I called them up and told them i am coming with some criminals to the barrack. My brothers, come see as those women dey beg me. Officer, please....we are sorry, we are very sorry. I drove them a little after the barrack, up to ifesinachi park before i warned them never in their life to try that nonsense with me and then opened the door and let them out. Come see as dem run like criminals.

henryobinna: I dey tell you. ooh...
I pity their children sha

experimentist: God help us. Some of their children na my friends.. Thou no be all dey do wuruwuru like dis.

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