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Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by Revolva(m): 9:34am On Sep 06, 2014 |
no be new thing bro OP mind ya business its everywhere 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by ATSOMEH(f): 9:40am On Sep 06, 2014 |
The side comments are sometimes annoying, silly or funny. Zizman, I love this your write up, you just captured what we ignore. |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by dom(m): 10:13am On Sep 06, 2014 |
early this year, a friend that works at silverbird, abuja, showed me pictures of a used condom found by cleaners in the cinema hall. I know a friend that gets head regularly in cinema halls. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by nymphomaniac(m): 10:39am On Sep 06, 2014 |
Plagiarism...this was once on FP. |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by MAURI: 10:41am On Sep 06, 2014 |
I thought you were there to watch movies not to observe,anyway you should not use oyibo's culture as a yardstick over ours,it is our cinema and our culture bro,concentrate on your movie next time If the culprits kept to the core reason they were there in the first place, the op wld have not had this to report. It is about observing PUBLIC behaviours / manners that can be improved upon for the benefit of all. Typical reaction, being defensive. Talk about shooting the messenger. @Op, nice one and funny too. ;-) |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by nymphomaniac(m): 10:48am On Sep 06, 2014 |
dom: early this year, a friend that works at silverbird, abuja, showed me pictures of a used condom found by cleaners in the cinema hall.the bitches giving him the head are nymphos who have an outside sex fetish...if u are not lying sha. Really hard to come by such ladies |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by chalondk(m): 11:09am On Sep 06, 2014 |
BRING FOOD! EVERYONE in the cinema hall will be eating something. The smacking of lips seems to be a prerequisite of cinema attendance. Security at Naija cinemas is so slack that you can smuggle a cow’s thigh in. I once sat beside someone who had a bowl of Amala and goat meat! Feel free to bring your starch and banga, or fufu and Oha soup. When you are done, remember to smack your lips loudly and comment on the food, to everyone’s hearing, of course. bro, amala and goat meat?! seriously.... Dats a bit far-fetchd, dont you think? |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by dom(m): 11:17am On Sep 06, 2014 |
linkin8k: Not to derail the topic but last night I was at Ceddi Plaza cinema in Abuja watching a movie and on three ocassions saw a rat running up and down the walls. So freaking disgustingyeah. Rats abound there. |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by ThoniaSlim(f): 12:14pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
The commentary part is soooo true! I just don't get it! |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by Wolexi15(m): 12:17pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
90 percent of ppl on N.l don't go to cinemaz,,diz list z nt needed |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 1:53pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Nigga puhlease!!! But the young-babe-wannabe coogar/13 year old nieces's friend is true ooo. aside that, exaggerated much? @op |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by echepops(m): 1:59pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
zizman: [img]http://2.bp..com/-nRfuk-J1ZDA/UQ7zNf9NWUI/AAAAAAAAASE/4BiF_jgLAoY/s280/silverbird-cinemas-victoria-island-lagos-nigeria.jpg[/img]LOOOOL nice post mehn |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 2:16pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
uzolexis: Nice one OP really funny but I find it difficult 2 believe that someone brought amala into d cinema. I think you are exaggerating.You never see anything! My dear, in naija, anything is possible. Once upon a time, at silverbird galleria, a man with very dirty feet put his stinky feet up on the backrest of the seat in front of him and that was two rows below my row. |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by janedoe(f): 2:36pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Lol! 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by internetpo(m): 3:47pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
so funny. loved it |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by DAVE5(m): 3:52pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
nice one op |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by MrDoGood(m): 4:28pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
NaLaugh: very dry |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by BraveAfrican(m): 4:50pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Good use of sacarsm...great humour! 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by peenkey(m): 6:18pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Once upon a time, I used 2 see a lot of sugar mummies with their shameless boytoys @ d cinemas. Even the runs girls and their oyinbo/lebanese aristos. Bt I don't see much of dat anymore, or maybe its just me who doesn't frequent d cinemas dat much these days. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by Tee99(m): 6:35pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Classic! 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by deniyor: 8:11pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
You missed picking up phones and talking loudly. |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by magicfingers009: 8:22pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
Nice one OP. I laughed all through. I wonder why people just love kissing in cinemas. Its so annoying. Some people even make fone calls too |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by Millate01: 8:43pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by UniqueGem(m): 10:19pm On Sep 06, 2014 |
To me, the most annoying part is when one person laughs @ an unfunny scene, everyone seem to follow suite. Damn! 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 1:58am On Sep 07, 2014 |
Note to self: Never pay or agree to see a movie at any Nigerian cinema. 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by prof800(m): 2:56am On Sep 07, 2014 |
glitest: Note to self: Never pay or agree to see a movie at any Nigerian cinema.I hope you know the post is just sarcasm right? So when is our date to that Cinema? 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by Nobody: 4:19pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
prof800: I actually thought the Op was just expressing his frustration....Our date?....Sorry love, but I've been off the market for a while now. 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by Yemlizzy(f): 5:25pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
Hahahaha such an amusing post every one wants to get to eat or chew something. It lightens up the movie anyway to relieve whatever tension held up. I remember my last visit to Ozone,i abandoned my popcorn as it was so damn sugary,the laughter from the guy at my back drew my attention as he said he really loves the popcorn a lot while some ladies don't and he continued to laugh like a mad man. I could only stare at him,before i knew it i was laughing like i was being paid to do that cinemas and so many sweet experiences 2 Likes |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by dridowu: 11:28am On Sep 08, 2014 |
Junipero:wc con3 is dat ? |
Re: Nigerian Cinema Etiquette by Junipero: 3:45pm On Sep 08, 2014 |
dridowu: wc con3 is dat ? Clue- Sausage in almost every meal, Breweries, treasures dear to us. Automobiles or else we'll rot. Our tongue is tough, so are the broads. I trust you bro. You can unlock this code. |
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