The daughter of my landlord is giving me headaches

I was part of labourers who finished that house as number one tenant and caretaker. At least her papa still dey owe me small labourer work I did since 1960 he built that house finish. So I dont pay rent.

So I liked this girl because she is a sweet lookking damsel. I tell her, "No let your father know". She agreed.

So I started saving money to take her out on a dates.. Because my mind tell me say if I no buy her fast food, she may not allow me access to her hidden software. We went out to local bukka and after eating, I buy her pure water, she say she cannot drink pure water because we are on a date.

It is either bottled water or I should take her home.

My problem is the fufu she swallowed is still in her throat, and my pocket contain only N20 now and dem don tell me say bottled water nah N100.

You people need to see how i am sweating now. Under ceiling fan..

Nairalanders what will I do ?

okay

krall: okay

Advice please..

100Cents:

Advice please..

okay..

Troll wannabe

just give her a Hot slap!!! Am sure d fufu will Fly commot from her throat. No need of water!

Thank Me Later.

banjicom: just give her a Hot slap!!! Am sure d fufu will Fly commot from her throat. No need of water!

Thank Me Later.

You got me laughing

Well I guess by the time i'm replying this post it will be too late ..............whatever the case it's none of my business

pour d pure water inside empty eva bottle na... #ProblemSolved

Apart frm myself..
Who else thinks this guy is an hidiawt...

so whats up with the censored?

madmadu: pour d pure water inside empty eva bottle na... #ProblemSolved

Ka!!!!..Dis Op too get sense, problem solve den!

madmadu: pour d pure water inside empty eva bottle na... #ProblemSolved

Ka!!!!..Dis Op too get sense die!

Just take her home.atleast the 20 naira can afford chewing gum.just chew away your sorrow

Please oo...they should quickly bring back "like" option back. I don laugh tire

Janeify: Just take her home.atleast the 20 naira can afford chewing gum.just chew away your sorrow

Lmao

hatux: Lmao

guy,i see you

Go and d..

sorry

Janeify: guy,i see you

Good! What's up?

D story is annoying but d comments re fucking hilarious, esp d slap ish rotfl

100Cents: The daughter of my landlord is giving me headaches

I was part of labourers who finished that house as number one tenant and caretaker. At least her papa still dey owe me small labourer work I did since 1960 he built that house finish. So I dont pay rent.

So I liked this girl because she is a sweet lookking damsel. I tell her, "No let your father know". She agreed.

So I started saving money to take her out on a dates.. Because my mind tell me say if I no buy her fast food, she may not allow me access to her hidden software. We went out to local bukka and after eating, I buy her pure water, she say she cannot drink pure water because we are on a date.

It is either bottled water or I should take her home.

My problem is the fufu she swallowed is still in her throat, and my pocket contain only N20 now and dem don tell me say bottled water nah N100.

You people need to see how i am sweating now. Under ceiling fan..

Nairalanders what will I do ?

Sir you were a labourer in 1960. Honestly Daddy you should be thinking of dying now . BTW that thing still dey stand

Suicide is an option.

so na front of Her u type this one?....

young Man we be like learners for ur eyes?...

Fvck Fake Stories man...

Lmaoooo
The comments here sha

It seems dix guy forgot to take his drUgz dix morning...













Kum sef,u no collect soup wen u order for d fufu
Then how kumz e still dey her throat...
Just buy d pure water kip,wen d tin choke her she go drink am noni...










How I wish I didn't comment on this stupid post

LMAO

banjicom: just give her a Hot slap!!! Am sure d fufu will Fly commot from her throat. No need of water!

Thank Me Later.

Give her "leather water".... Its between ur legx.....

OP na only your village people fit give you soluyion to dis problem ooh.

Wait lemme ask andeblaze

madmadu: pour d pure water inside empty eva bottle na... #ProblemSolved

I can only see one laca sera empty bottle containing kerosene..