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Julieee: so whats up with the censored?

2 get ur attention_




Datz wat up wif d "censored".
#GuessItWorked.

100Cents: The daughter of my landlord is giving me headaches

I was part of labourers who finished that house as number one tenant and caretaker. At least her papa still dey owe me small labourer work I did since 1960 he built that house finish. So I dont pay rent.

So I liked this girl because she is a sweet lookking damsel. I tell her, "No let your father know". She agreed.

So I started saving money to take her out on a dates.. Because my mind tell me say if I no buy her fast food, she may not allow me access to her hidden software. We went out to local bukka and after eating, I buy her pure water, she say she cannot drink pure water because we are on a date.

It is either bottled water or I should take her home.

My problem is the fufu she swallowed is still in her throat, and my pocket contain only N20 now and dem don tell me say bottled water nah N100.

You people need to see how i am sweating now. Under ceiling fan..

Nairalanders what will I do ?

chai

Stand up give her the #20 naira and go home. you wont have to pay her tfare. assuming you boarded a bus to your destination. shikena

I want to thank everybody that took out time to advice me on this thread.

I finally found EVA water bottle...