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Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Jayriel: 6:02am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Lol so funny but....... |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by chemmerfrank(m): 6:06am On Sep 11, 2014 |
some ladies be guarding their boobs like the white house! no b errybdy get dat tym to dey stare abeg 4 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by taiwoliu(m): 6:07am On Sep 11, 2014 |
U 4got d sports analyst and d self-acclaimed best footballer. D most famous dt waves at almost evry1 on foot. I often wonder if ds pple v ntn else dn greet pple. D familiarist - ds often hapns wen a beautiful gal is besyd a guy. Well, depending on d girl, their argument/conversation cld b fun to eavesdrop on.... Lol, chai!!!! I don miss Lagos 6 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by ucheokpara100(m): 6:09am On Sep 11, 2014 |
although dis tins sounds funny, bt d truth is d way nigerian behave i dnt undastnd lik untamed goat. u 'll ce bus conductor shoutin 4 no reason jst 2 disturb public peace. 4 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by coalcoal1(m): 6:09am On Sep 11, 2014 |
smelly armpit and body odor... yuck. i can't stand these ones 23 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by mabeni(m): 6:23am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Mrval20: Very true indeed.y must u do wat is meant to b private in the public؟ppp 3 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by gbaskiboy: 6:30am On Sep 11, 2014 |
adebisiolumide5: Please how do i get to ejigbo from Opebi Allen in Ikeja using public buses. and how much would it cost please help me oo.. its urgent..from Allen take a bus going to oshodi, when u get to oshodi walk down a bit to charity as if u're going to Mile 2, ask for Bus going to Ikotun/jakande/Ejigbo. From Allen to Oshodi is 150 and from Oshodi to Ejigbo is still 150naira 18 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Timijo(m): 6:31am On Sep 11, 2014 |
This op don gada experience, so tey he fit classified them. E b lyk say he don dey enter danfo sin 1900, abi na inside danfo den born am? 14 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by StealthyMe(m): 6:38am On Sep 11, 2014 |
That one person whose face is as hardened as concrete who continually looks around suspiciously...... And u be like ' Shey i neva enter One Chance so?' 31 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Bernardinho(m): 6:42am On Sep 11, 2014 |
i cant jst stop laffin..eko free town noni 4 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by meelorlah(f): 6:50am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Lmao at all d comments...Eko and Danfo ehn they go hand in hand. 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by vivaciousvivi(f): 6:59am On Sep 11, 2014 |
You missed the religious zealot. Enjoyed your piece though 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by livian99: 7:00am On Sep 11, 2014 |
:DThis is so funny |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by bobbyshawcross: 7:01am On Sep 11, 2014 |
when u sit down near where d conductor stands and noticed he has not washed his clothes for days 6 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by IdeeEsperanza(m): 7:05am On Sep 11, 2014 |
LMAyedun: Great quote by Wasiu: "Change can't be given to u every time, you must bring the change" Wasiu is a bus Conductor at Oshodi. Now read it again. Mehn, you really got me laughing!! 7 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 7:07am On Sep 11, 2014 |
MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.lol,on point...u don enter tired |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by kudoxs(m): 7:08am On Sep 11, 2014 |
purplesummer: Then the lady with the low waist jeans flashing her butt at any body who is plagued with the misfortune of sitting behind herso true |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 7:11am On Sep 11, 2014 |
chinex276: U 4got d football fanatics, now dat 9ja drew yesterday, dey'll argue till d end of their journey.hahaha....very funny......the man was suspecting u....LOL 5 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Goldenheart(m): 7:13am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Na Molue worst pass The Igbo vs Yoruba fighers 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by mezebel(f): 7:15am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Driver playing one retired but not tired old track for his own enjoyment. Sister abeg adjust! Adjust go where brother! Mtwee! More like a face me I slap u yard!!! 14th na my birthday o! Enter ur danfo(train) to minna. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Henrick007: 7:17am On Sep 11, 2014 |
the window side==== they wil sit @ d window side nd bend dere leg wen u wnt to enter, meaning dts where dey wnt to sit front sit===== they sit beside the driver but when another passenger wnt to enter they wil come down nd ask u to sit in d middle why dey sit beside d door. 18 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Mrval20(m): 7:17am On Sep 11, 2014 |
mabeni: y must u do wat is meant to b private in the public؟pppNot necessarily private, at least personal. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 7:20am On Sep 11, 2014 |
MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.Hahaha the newspaper borrower. "Bros abeg na today paper be that?". 28 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Dexema(m): 7:20am On Sep 11, 2014 |
MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever. I had to like this post Don't forget the chronic liars who will answer a call in a bus on third mainland and the next thing you will hear is “I dey front of your office for V.I 37 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by 9jii(m): 7:26am On Sep 11, 2014 |
The Sweaty Fat woman with arm less gown The staff (policeman) The Quiet one no matter what you discuss The Two Aboki who always sit together and speaking the language The beachy who feels she doesn't suppose ride with you. 15 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by adebisiolumide5(m): 7:27am On Sep 11, 2014 |
gbaskiboy: from Allen take a bus going to oshodi, when u get to oshodi walk down a bit to charity as if u're going to Mile 2, ask for Bus going to Ikotun/jakande/Ejigbo. From Allen to Oshodi is 150 and from Oshodi to Ejigbo is still 150naira Which Area do I take da bus going to OSHODI?? IS AT TOYIN STRT. OR FRONT OF TFC?? 2 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by balofulo(f): 7:28am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Hhahahaha.. There is a preacher this morning in my danfo.. On my way to work.. I was once a mumu JJC but I'm no longer a JJC.. 6 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by nhiyo(m): 7:28am On Sep 11, 2014 |
adebisiolumide5: Please how do i get to ejigbo from Opebi Allen in Ikeja using public buses. and how much would it cost please help me oo.. its urgent.. Once u get too oshodi, there is garrage adjasent the NAFDAC office. U will find buses going to ejigbo. What part of ejigbo are u going? |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Mrphilia: 7:31am On Sep 11, 2014 |
The OP who was born in a danfo....Na joke oooo... 2 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 7:32am On Sep 11, 2014 |
rusher14:Hahahahhahaha I have experienced this. Very funny thread. 2 Likes |
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