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Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by bdek(m): 9:35am On Sep 12, 2014 |
CharlieMaria: What is danfo ?ask me |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by bdek(m): 9:48am On Sep 12, 2014 |
what about those who want to enter the bus ,use 5 sec to scan the passengers ,if they look suspicious ,he fall back or withdraw lol and u know boys are not smiling. 1 Like
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Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by free13: 11:06am On Sep 12, 2014 |
oluamid: That moment when the Danfo you are in is overtaken by another Danfo only for a certain passenger in the other Danfo to smirk at you like "we dem boss". |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Evathyst(f): 5:39pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Wow! D experiences here is enof to write a grade A Nollywood movie |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Acebrain28(m): 8:01pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
[color=#990000][/color] looool nice thread. Am the type that always plays mute and observes... |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 9:44pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
researchQ: The preacher who will preach and pray for the passengers then when the bus is about to move he will tell you to bring money aka sow seed to support his 'ministry'. Then you begin to wonder is he preaching so he can genuinely do the work of God or is he there collecting money from passengers for his own personal use?true,daris one in dat park at ojota |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Onyiido: 10:03pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.Am yet to experience these in abuja |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Onyiido: 10:18pm On Sep 12, 2014 |
Timijo: This op don gada experience, so tey he fit classified them. E b lyk say he don dey enter danfo sin 1900, abi na inside danfo den born am?Op na that babe wey siddon besides that guy after op post. Op na experience breaker. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Maximillian1: 6:39am On Sep 13, 2014 |
LOLZ....there was a day I entered a bus from cele and I was meant to drop @ itire to see a friend but I did not know where it was xo I asked the conductor to alert me when we go there..I paid only #20 nd I realised that the bus was already heading towards oshodi nd when I asked where itire was,d whole passengers srceamed nd then started Laughing because I had already passed my bustop.omo cum see advice on top direction dat day |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by mezebel(f): 7:07am On Sep 13, 2014 |
spiralwedge:one love my dear |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by fridayj(m): 9:26am On Sep 13, 2014 |
It fun........i lik dt |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by ninovandross(m): 9:38am On Sep 13, 2014 |
IYANGBALI: What of body and mouth odour passengers?thy always sit very close to me,I wonder whymaybe they see u as a fellow member |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by IYANGBALI: 12:05pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
ninovandross: maybe they see u as a fellow memberI go wound you o,see your mouth |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by adebisiolumide5(m): 9:27pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
IYANGBALI: I go wound you o,see your mouthHahaww |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 4:36pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
cool |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by SenatorJames(m): 6:07pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.Funny indeed! Please count someone like me out of living in Lagos on a full time basics, visiting things as usual. though i'm frequent to Lagos, but it will take me at least 5 year to adapt to your way of life, most especially, the "no mercy" type of behaviour. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by SenatorJames(m): 6:34pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
[quote author=LMAyedun]Great quote by Wasiu: "Change can't be given to u every time, you must bring the change" Wasiu is a bus Conductor at Oshodi. Now read it again.[/quote God bless you for making my Sunday with this your funny experience. 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by SenatorJames(m): 6:50pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
tchidi: The first time I went to Lagos was last year... From the moment I boarded the bus, the conductor kept shouting at fellow conductors and agberos 'Iya eh'.. 'Iya eh'.By now i'm sure you would have discovered that "iya eh" is an area in every part of Lagos. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by SenatorJames(m): 7:13pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
Afghanistan:LOL You will tell him "no, na tomorrow's paper"' Lagosians asking stupid questions since 1960. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by SenatorJames(m): 8:49pm On Sep 14, 2014 |
donmalcolm21: What about the girls you chat up in the bus and the next minute they keep silent when conductor tell them "owo da" expecting u to pay. This story happened to my colleague in the office, he was transferred from Enugu to lagos and he do come to work from Egbeda. One day he asked me how much is Egbeda to Ikeja? I told him its 150, he now screamed that the conductor do collect 300 from him, he said when people are paying they do say "meji" so when he also want to pay he do tell the conductor "meji" that he tought MeJi was his bus stop. I laughed to the point I forgot today is Sunday. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Lilimax(f): 8:33am On Sep 18, 2014 |
1one: The woman backing one baby and holding two kids that enters the bus and sits beside you and gives you this "bros you no sabi say you suppose help me carry one pikin" look. ... and I'm like duuuuhhh.. You no sabi say na 2014 be this.. People no dey born pass 2 |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Lilimax(f): 8:39am On Sep 18, 2014 |
What a hilarious thread! Nairalanders shaaa.... |
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