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Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by roufy235(m): 7:34am On Sep 11, 2014 |
lols |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 7:35am On Sep 11, 2014 |
StealthyMe: That one person whose face is as hardened as concrete who continually looks around suspiciously...... That passenger is me! And I look continually around because I fear wether na me enter one chance Here in lagos u gats be wise mehn! U gats be!! 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 7:38am On Sep 11, 2014 |
rusher14:Buahahaha. This one true die I swear. Its always annoying. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by basille(m): 7:41am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Lmfao, i miss lagos a lot. Can't wait to go back. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 7:42am On Sep 11, 2014 |
The preacher who will preach and pray for the passengers then when the bus is about to move he will tell you to bring money aka sow seed to support his 'ministry'. Then you begin to wonder is he preaching so he can genuinely do the work of God or is he there collecting money from passengers for his own personal use? 8 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Clinton594(m): 7:42am On Sep 11, 2014 |
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHA 7 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by charlesopp(m): 7:43am On Sep 11, 2014 |
..u forgot 2 add d traders, dose peeps dt sell painkiller..they tell u it's all in 1, relieves pain, an antimalaria, cures infertility, pile etc.. They tell u 'na only 5 remain, be d lucky buyer (perhaps plenty stll remain inside dt old tattered bag dey carry) ..and it's alwas only for 50naira.. 10 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Stephxoblessed(f): 7:45am On Sep 11, 2014 |
The one who look out the window all through the ride. 3 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by nnacent(m): 7:46am On Sep 11, 2014 |
i have been entering Danfo for like forever. i recently got my first car but find it hard to part with my ever familiar danfo experience. A set i detest is d drug seller who waits for passengers to settle in only to stand up weilding a megaphone, intending to sell a drug dat cures all ailments... Gosh!!! 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Ishilove: 7:48am On Sep 11, 2014 |
adebisiolumide5: Please how do i get to ejigbo from Opebi Allen in Ikeja using public buses. and how much would it cost please help me oo.. its urgent..From opebi allen take a bus going to Ikeja new garage. At new garage take a vehicle going to Ikotun-egbe. From Ikotun Egbe board another one going to ejigbo. Should cost you about 300/350 |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Atmmachine(m): 7:49am On Sep 11, 2014 |
The atomic bomb.. After eating beans,egg,groundnut,kuli-kuli. Those girls wey dey form miss nigeria. Them go dey for back dey release the atomic bomb at intervals. Their fart smells like dead goat 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Ishilove: 7:54am On Sep 11, 2014 |
tchidi: The first time I went to Lagos was last year... From the moment I boarded the bus, the conductor kept shouting at fellow conductors and agberos 'Iya eh'.. 'Iya eh'.Not just 'iya eh': 'iyala ya eh', 'ko ni da fun iyala ya eh', 'Sango ma pe iyala ya eh', 'iyala ya eh ti ya werey' etc 13 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by emmatok(m): 7:55am On Sep 11, 2014 |
purplesummer: Then the lady with the low waist jeans flashing her butt at any body who is plagued with That's the worst part. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by mki: 7:57am On Sep 11, 2014 |
The pretender who reminds everyone that he does'nt belong in a danfo. He is talking on his phone like 'Yes yes I am in a publc transport. Yes fix my car fast. I am coming to pick it now' 23 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Atmmachine(m): 7:58am On Sep 11, 2014 |
The medicine seller who claims his medicine cure all ailments like Typhoid,syphilis,Malaria,Convulsion,Snake bite,tetanus,headache & H.I.V Only one medicine ?? 4 Likes
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Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Ishilove: 8:00am On Sep 11, 2014 |
adebisiolumide5:That's a long journey abeg. Go to Ikeja new garage, enter Ikotun, at Ikotun the journey to ejigbo is like twenty minutes. About 300/350 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by EGRESS(m): 8:02am On Sep 11, 2014 |
11. Drug sellers...Even before the driver move, they will just stand up where they were sitting in front of the bus and knowing fully well that those people have a mouth watering talk, at times they convince you to buy their drugs you dont plan for...Just disgusting. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Eyop: 8:04am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Ishilove: 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Mention(m): 8:05am On Sep 11, 2014 |
adebisiolumide5: Please how do i get to ejigbo from Opebi Allen in Ikeja using public buses. and how much would it cost please help me oo.. its urgent..Take a bus from Ikeja to Ikotun, then from Ikotun, take a bus to Ejigbo.. Should cost u a total of N400 max |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Ishilove: 8:07am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Eyop: |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by StealthyMe(m): 8:08am On Sep 11, 2014 |
dimples2: LoL! I remember once entering a bus and a guy wearing a black overall and dark shades was just looking about like a thief... The thing wey just dey my mind na make my bus stop quick reach maa drop 2 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by charlesopp(m): 8:08am On Sep 11, 2014 |
...that guy that pays with 1000 for a fare of 50box (Gobe) 10 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by franklingud(m): 8:10am On Sep 11, 2014 |
and u probably ended up in convo convo!! |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by ghettodreamz(m): 8:13am On Sep 11, 2014 |
rusher14:Hilarious |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Onegai(f): 8:15am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Craziest story from a danfo coming up now! On a sunday, decided to go pick up my hard-drive from my brother (he's on the island, I was then in S/lere). I got to Shitta and instead of taking a cab, decided to do alaroro and enter bus to the island. At CMS, I boarded a bus going to Lekki. The woman beside me was smacking her lips on a sachet of pure water and was dressed like a "busstop geh" (not ashi, but like someone who hangs out with area boys). As soon as the bus was full and the conductor started taking fares, she calmly and loudly began to ask each person to pay her fare (with no shame and no begging). She argued with the conductor until out of "let this noise end", another customer paid. Me, I jejely brought out my phone to keep busy (and not make eye contact). She made a point of helping me announce my b/stop (I didn't ask her o!). I dropped off at the stop and she got off too. Me, I walked quickly into the estate. Like 20 mins later, I was home and decided to get some chicken from the fridge. Our flats have windows facing out the kitchen in front (Lord knows why 1004 is designed with no privacy in mind). Suddenly someone started ringing and banging our neighbour's door, it was made. I tried to look out and that was when THAT SAME LADY FROM THE BUS spotted me! Immediately she came to our door and started doing the same. I told my bro (he got angry) and he answered the door. Same brazen, cocky manner from this lady: she said she knew me, we were friends, she had business with me, they should tell me to come outside to meet her! She refused to leave till we called security and even then she sat by the crescent gate, waiting for me to come out. My brother ended up driving me home. Trust my mama to have sharp Nigerian mama tongue: "you'll be carrying natural hair up and down, wearing ankara with oily face, she thought you were poor and at her level!" 11 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by experimentist: 8:16am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Omo see topic ye |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by ajebuter(f): 8:16am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Not forgetting adult Lappers and God help you if you sit in front of them. Also women with four kids who will cramp themselves and pay for one seat or ask you ' mummy, please let my pikin stand in front of you' in order to avoid paying. Lastly when one of the adult Lappers get down at his bus stop, the other one remains on seat while the driver would think there should be a vacant seat and tells the conductor, 'pero soko' and the conductor replies' won lap ni jare' and the driver will yell ' a won olobe'. Gosh! We Lagosians are not boring at all and I will never trade Lagos for even US or Uk. Naija for life! 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Godmother(f): 8:19am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Chai!! Nairalanders oooo!!! See me laughing inside bus like a mad woman. I can relate with a lot of these experiences 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by jumbo44(m): 8:20am On Sep 11, 2014 |
I nid to meet them 1 day |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by adebisiolumide5(m): 8:20am On Sep 11, 2014 |
Ishilove:Thanks Mehn!! |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 8:21am On Sep 11, 2014 |
StealthyMe: I no dey smile inside bus o! After I foolishly smiled along with 1 guy thinking he was admiring me turned out the guy was picking my pocket and eventually stole my phone Or I target sitting near the door and you would see a nice young man or elderly man will say: baby, I don't think this seat is suitable for women, y not come inside and let me replace you My ear go just stand And with okpolo eye I will say: no, thanks. I'm fine The man was just being nice o! But u know.. 3 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Ishilove: 8:23am On Sep 11, 2014 |
ajebuter: Not forgetting adult Lappers and God help you if you sit in front of them. Also women with four kids who will cramp themselves and pay for one seat or ask you ' mummy, please let my pikin stand in front of you' in order to avoid paying. Lastly when one of the adult Lappers get down at his bus stop, the other one remains on seat while the driver would think there should be a vacant seat and tells the conductor, 'pero soko' and the conductor replies' won lap ni jare' and the driver will yell ' a won olobe'. Gosh! We Lagosians are not boring at all and I will never trade Lagos for even US or Uk. Naija for life!Lmao! |
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