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Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by MsNas(f): 5:16pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
donnypool:You're crazy. And I wasn't even riding on you yet. Stop acting like the dude you're not. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by daveP(m): 5:25pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever. 15) The 'liars on call'- they get calls and say they are at allen junction whereas they are still at mangoro/cement. Most of us are guilty of dat, except me 16) silent releaser- they 'shuffle' the air and i dey pity the person wey no get hanky to cover nose- sometimes might be those well-dressed/suited up fellas. Its a no respecter of persons. 17) trader- this ones enter after a passenger had dropped halfway thru the destination of d bus. They always bargain over sacks/loads with d conductor, sometimes delaying everyone. Not to talk of d stench if its a meat-seller/butcher.sometimes u wished 'molue' was still around to transport these passengers instead. You can percieve the squeezed faces of some passenger when they enter, sometimes singing 'pasuma' 18) 'Olopa superior'- theses once are police officers that just enter any danfo anyhow, speeding or in traffic jam. Mind you they wont even pay. They love the front seats besides the driver(with that bag) they even hang with the conductor if there's no space. i can think of 5 more, but il stop here 3 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by warrikid(m): 5:34pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
ucheokpara100: although dis tins sounds funny, bt d truth is d way nigerian behave i dnt undastnd lik untamed goat. u 'll ce bus conductor shoutin 4 no reason jst 2 disturb public peace.ROTFL!!!!!!!!! #CLASSIC . |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by mrramadan(m): 5:37pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever. Hahahahahah , I miss the lawlessness in lasgidi mehn |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by balofulo(f): 6:02pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
;DU guys have forgotten dat passenger that comes inside d danfo to play music from his phone thinking he has d latest song in his phone... 3 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by vicadex07(m): 6:05pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Onegai: Craziest story from a danfo coming up now! Maybe she wanted to date you...she fell in love at first sight 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by yungchop: 6:22pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
MsNas:what's up girl? |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by oluamid(m): 6:25pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
That moment when the Danfo you are in is overtaken by another Danfo only for a certain passenger in the other Danfo to smirk at you like "we dem boss". That moment when a Danfo driver shouts at a private driver (probably driving an SUV) "shey u no go carry that your pangolo comot for road!!?" 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by kcowen(m): 7:28pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
The Preacherman Annoys me the most,its not only in Danfo u'll get dem,I was Travellin to Owerri frm Lagos the other day on one of this Hummerbus,then suddenly this man started preaching all d way frm lagos,he didnt stop till we got to Benin meanwhile i had wanted to make calls but i cudnt cos the receiver wont believe am in a bus(they will think i went to church) the Jjc made me laugh cos it happened to me recently.......(though i was born & breed in lagos)i was going to visit my cousin who just moved in at Ijegun(Ikotun)though have nevr been there before so he directed me.i took danfo frm Oshodi to Ikotun,stop at jakande estate to enter another danfo going to Ijegun,when i got inside d danfo i was sitting in d middle of 2 beautiful girls who i think its their lst time of also going to ijegun,so one of the girls asked me if estate junction is not far,instead of me to tell her i dnt knw where estate junction is i pretend like i knw and told her its not far,so d other girl thinking i knw d rd well now asked me if her junction is not far too,i also said d same,i cudnt bring mysef to tell d driver to alert me when i get to my "so" junction cos d girls will knw i dnt knw d Rd and i lied,so i keep Quiet,after some time those girls came down to their various bustops,when we got to d last busstop,evrybody came down i now went to d driver to tell him i wanted to stop at "so" busstop,then he shouted in a yoruba accent "arrggh we don pass der tai tai,enter Keke N200 go back" Op Add this to d list,people that likes struggling to enter front seat with driver,even if they sit in d bck they will want to enter d front seat when they notice its vacant,as if it their calling to sit in d front seat with driver 2 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Henrick007: 7:29pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
UuzbaGuuzba:some driver wil even join a small chair(apoti) to d normal chair nd d person sityn in d middle wil sit wit 1 yansh 2 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by fireforfire: 7:32pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Epathra: Normally, I don't give cognisance to comments like this buh we have too many of your breeds running loose hence, the need to curb ΐτ̅. Mind you, ΐτ̅'s usually safer to consult Ʊя̩̥̊ brain before Ʊя̩̥̊ mouth and fingers but I'm not surprised coz I've been warned not underestimated hediots esp on a faceless forum and on the keypad. haba..... take it easy . whqt did he/she say dats insulting that u had to throw all dis insult? d reply even sounds like a joke not that an insult. take it easy o. dnt take life oo serious na |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by lovelyronke20(f): 7:37pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
rusher14: lol..lord have mercy |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by lovelyronke20(f): 7:43pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
donmalcolm21: What about the girls you chat up in the bus and the next minute they keep silent when conductor tell them "owo da" expecting u to pay. This story happened to my colleague in the office, he was transferred from Enugu to lagos and he do come to work from Egbeda. One day he asked me how much is Egbeda to Ikeja? I told him its 150, he now screamed that the conductor do collect 300 from him, he said when people are paying they do say "meji" so when he also want to pay he do tell the conductor "meji" that he tought MeJi was his bus stop. haha chai |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Ebonycrystal(f): 7:53pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Can't stop laughing ere |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by specco(m): 8:01pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
chinex276: U 4got d football fanatics, now dat 9ja drew yesterday, dey'll argue till d end of their journey. Ol boy you want kill somebody here with laughter. It took me a long time to finish reading this ur post because my eyes were misty with laughter tears especially when the man asked you that very important question. Lagos na was oo. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nobody: 8:30pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
MsNas: ok |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Sommykool(f): 8:47pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
Hahahahahaha...Lagos na wah oo. How I miss that city. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by tochstorm(m): 8:52pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
MsNas: 11. The dirty mechanic that will wear his oily, grease-stained and filthy workshop clothes. Enters the bus and sits beside you like that. God help you if you're putting on white clothing, you will nearly enter the body of the next person beside you in a bid to avoid contact with them. The most annoying part is that they will feign ignorance and sit as comfortable as ever.you forgot the Fishers, the pick pockets: they don't enter the bus... Dey pretend to be among the passengers when their deal is done the jump out of the bus.. You only learn that you are one of their victims when you want to pay for your fare... |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by tochstorm(m): 9:03pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
And those passengers that those not know what deodorant is. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by haymoney01(m): 9:07pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
That moment u enter danfo and all other passengErs dn sleep... U go fit jump 4 window... Na kidnappers village u dy head to |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by ugojamali(m): 10:30pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
tchidi: Why |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by FATM: 10:31pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
This topic na die! Really made my day! |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Emilliw3m(m): 10:39pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
CharlieMaria: What is danfo ? Same thing on my mind |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Ilekokonit: 2:15am On Sep 12, 2014 |
Onegai: Trust my mama to have sharp Nigerian mama tongue: "you'll be carrying natural hair up and down, wearing ankara with oily face, she thought you were poor and at her level!" Why do Nigerians ridicule poor people ?? 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Tinyemeka(m): 6:19am On Sep 12, 2014 |
chinex276: U 4got d football fanatics, now dat 9ja drew yesterday, dey'll argue till d end of their journey. Dude, you is a STALKER. |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by bewitching: 6:39am On Sep 12, 2014 |
Once I sat on dat seat close 2 d door,the one they lift up i.e.d last chance or one chance seat,somebody wanted get @ his b/stop,so I had 2 get down first 4 him 2 come out,when he got down driver just drove off leaving me behind Anoda tin I hate is when dey stop u miles away frm ur b/stop or even stop @ d nxt b/stop all in d name of running frm d police & all dey can say is ejo mabinu without any compensation I was in dis danfo & it started to rain, d passenger @ d back closes d window,d guy infront drags it sheild himself too,den d back passenger says "but oga ur window is closed now" d guy infront replies "madam I reject it IJN it is ur own window dat is closed" 2 Likes |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Sike(m): 7:25am On Sep 12, 2014 |
Funny but true |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Nmeri17: 8:15am On Sep 12, 2014 |
rusher14: 1 Like |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by Profkomolafe(m): 8:19am On Sep 12, 2014 |
both people wey neva reach lagos b4 2 dy drop dia testimony.... Chai chai diaris ...... |
Re: 10 People You Will Meet In A "Danfo" Bus by pryzlez: 9:25am On Sep 12, 2014 |
You guys forgot to mention the music noise makers. These are the guys that play music from their phones (most of the times na chinko oo) and increase the volume so high that everyone must know say na upcoming DJ dem be. God help you if you are sitted close to one of these guys and you complain, you hear something like " bros, you pay my money join your own ni" and if you press further, omo na insult ooo. |
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