sheunfemix: For amateurs like u, put it in a plastic(nylon) bag then hit it on the head with a stick or turning stick. It won't kill it totally but knock it unconscious. Bring it out and cut it up. If u dnt cut it on tym its gonna come back alive.

Princecalm: Put salt on it's body and watch it dance.

bosunjohns: What Come back alive? Now you're making me more scared. Thanks for the tip. Can I pour hot water on it while it's alive?

sheunfemix: ... Awww, common that will be so cruel. If u hit it hard its gonna stay unconscious till d end.

bosunjohns: Alright, thanks again! I will try the option you gave. Infact so many thoughts were comin to my mind.
I was also thinking of putting it into the freezer to let it freeze and die.

sheunfemix: u wicked o. Give it a honorable death u will still eat it so be nice

bosunjohns: hannesy , come and help me cook this thing abeg. Abi you no get the experience ni? But I know say u go sabi cook.

hannesy: thou shall not tempt me

Baddestguyp: strangle it to death

bosunjohns: Tempt kwa? Time me recipe jor. Dont run away with style.

Baddestguyp: strangle it to death

bosunjohns: You can as well help me do the strangling. I honestly wouldn't mind.

hannesy: smh

hannesy: d quest is, is it Dead?

Enegod: pour fuel on it and light it up... hope this helps?!!

Baddestguyp: if we'll share d fish

bosunjohns: Yeah, first obstacle is out. It's now relaxing in the freezer.

bosunjohns: Sorry I'm not sharing!

Baddestguyp: smy

hannesy: where is d *y* picture or...

Baddestguyp: why you wan see my yansh? u are not entitled YET sorry

hannesy: owk allow it block then start chowing it lolz

hannesy: lolz owk stp shaking it

bosunjohns: God forgive you.