Golden Words By A Wise Man :-

1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel."

2. "Listening to wife is like reading the Terms and Conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agree..."

3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the Status of the Husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."

4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife...surely..."

i believ you

number 3 tho

The reverse is the case.

Azo: Golden Words By A Wise Man :-
1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel."
2. "Listening to wife is like reading the Terms and Conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agree..."
3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the Status of the Husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."
4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife...surely..."

Golden Words By A Wise Woman :-
1." If you want to change the world,reverse do it when you are a spinster . After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel".
2."Listening to tour husband is like reading the Terms and Conditions of website. You understand Nothing,still you agree..."
3. "The mighty king can do whatever he likes while the Queen simply obeys orders from the mighty king."
4. "All women are brave. Horror ,movies don't scare them but 1 missed call from hubby... surely..."

From another wise man....

5. Men don't talk about problems, they solve it, but women don't solve problems, they talk about it.

6. Family is everything and everyone.

7. Life is no race, it don't matter who is first to get to that place.

8. Most of us are much stronger that we think we are.

9. Love everyone.

Simple truth

kreamidiva: The reverse is the case.



Golden Words By A Wise Woman :-
1." If you want to change the world,reverse do it when you are a spinster . After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel".
2."Listening to tour husband is like reading the Terms and Conditions of website. You understand Nothing,still you agree..."
3. "The mighty king can do whatever he likes while the Queen simply obeys orders from the mighty king."
4. "All women are brave. Horror ,movies don't scare them but 1 missed call from hubby... surely..."

I so disagree with you.. For instance number 3 aint possible in chess

A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
She answers, "Warming up your dinner."

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lrguru: A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
She answers, "Warming up your dinner."

Hehehehe that real warming up...

lrguru: A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
She answers, "Warming up your dinner."

Maybe that's what the man eats first whenever he's back

MarvellousGod:

Maybe that's what the man eats first whenever he's back

yes o. Toto first before anything

Azo:

Hehehehe that real warming up...

I de tell u. Warming through friction

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.

Any fool knows men and women think differently at times, but the biggest difference is this. Men forget, but never forgive; women forgive, but never forget.

lrguru:
A man comes home from work to find his wife sliding down the banister.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
She answers, "Warming up your dinner."

warming up his meal or she is self-servicing

Etetejake:


warming up his meal or she is self-servicing

the former bro

lrguru:
the former bro

I will blv u but not without some doubts.