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Letter To All Women by damselabi(f): 6:52pm On Sep 12, 2014
Dear Daughter
I have sent you to a man’s house to be a
blessing to him and ‘help’ him achieve the
goals I gave him. He’s not like you at all.
He’s burly, quite insensitive. You’d be
surprised he might not even realize you’ve
come to help! So, to help your task and
protect you from being on the receiving
end of his imperfections here are some
vital instructions.
1. Don’t ever try to fix him, if he ever
develops a fault, I’m his manufacturer and
you will need to talk to me about him.
You’re his wife, not his God. I don’t
particularly like it when you think you can
change him and you attempt to take my
place.
2. Well, I’m your God too, but your
husband is my deputy in your life. To get
the best of him, you need to respect him
like you do me. Get more instructions on
this from your grandmother Sarah.
3. You will realize that he fumbles in many
things. I know you’re smart but resist the
urge to get in front of him and take
charge of things except he tells you to.
4. He’s a man of God but he’s still a man.
Remember an hungry man is an angry man
whether the hunger is for food or sex.
Don’t you ever play politics with him on
those issues.
5. He likes competing and winning, that’s
why he’s crazy about sports. But there’s
an area he doesn’t mind you being better-
character! So take advantage, be a better
lover, more humble, more patient, more
virtuous.
6. He enjoys attractive help mates, quite
more than is good for him. As you get into
helping him, don’t forget to stay
attractive as much as possible. I know its
a tough task but I know you can do it,
you’re a woman after all.
I’d give you more instructions later but
these are vitally important and can’t wait.
Whatever you face there, never forget
why you’re there. If you keep your eyes
on the goal of being a blessing to him,
sooner than later he will come to adore
you. Meanwhile, keep in touch with me in
prayer. If you’ve ever needed my help you
will certainly need it on this assignment!
God
Re: Letter To All Women by ddddon(m): 7:30pm On Sep 12, 2014
spaced booked
Re: Letter To All Women by computerboy: 10:22pm On Sep 12, 2014
They won't read this now. If it's about flashing green light to guys, you'll see them.

That's why am developing laparotomyphobia (the fear of marrying Nigerian women) wink
Re: Letter To All Women by Dahmum(f): 11:03pm On Sep 12, 2014
Thanks for d time spnt on post dis OP
Re: Letter To All Women by damselabi(f): 10:13am On Sep 18, 2014
computerboy: They won't read this now. If it's about flashing green light to guys, you'll see them.

That's why am developing laparotomyphobia (the fear of marrying Nigerian women) wink
Hehehe....so wia wuld u marry frm
Re: Letter To All Women by damselabi(f): 10:13am On Sep 18, 2014
Dahmum: Thanks for d time spnt on post dis OP
Uw
Re: Letter To All Women by destante(f): 10:32am On Sep 18, 2014
nicee
Re: Letter To All Women by computerboy: 11:32am On Sep 18, 2014
damselabi:
Hehehe....so wia wuld u marry frm


Liberia wink

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