My girlfriend told me it's over between us, I
thought about it and decided that life without
her is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself.
I drank Lacasera with Suya but nothing
happened, I proceeded to another level of
poisonous concoction, so I prepared Turkey and
Gizzard with strawberry juice and lot of fresh
tomatoes, yet nothing.
I ate cake, chocolate mixed wit ice cream, still I
didn't die.
I'm so confused and tired right now because I
just finished eating fried rice with Maltina and
fresh fruit salad but nothing happened.
What should I do to kill myself?

I need advice, please!!!...

mtcheew

OP this is more of joke and less of Romance

Got me laughing real hard ooo... ...ermmm....'op' just wondering actually, av u tried mixing alomo wit hypo and jik together..?alongside formalin liquid wit a bit of rat poison....

Nairaland don turn playland,