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Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by cashkid18(m): 8:56pm On Sep 14, 2014
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Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 9:00pm On Sep 14, 2014
glitest:
#side eye#
Hmmmm!....Is that so?.
sure cheesy. I knew a victory would make you feel happy so I had to call van gaal. He promised not to disappoint today and he kept to his word smiley

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Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by simdam500(m): 9:16pm On Sep 14, 2014
See love making in the thread...


*mtchew waka pass* op... I'll love to have a taste of wat u had dis weekend
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by bullyman36(m): 9:17pm On Sep 14, 2014
frankben: lol grin.... you guys won today.... Actually I played a part in man utd's victory today.
Wc part...na u be ref or wat wink
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 9:17pm On Sep 14, 2014
Over 700 views already, the name Patience Jonathan is really working wonders on Nairaland, I'm beginning to think that name can cast out boko haram. Please rebroadcast this thread to your fellow amebos, we have to hit 1000 views before 10pm. Frankben if you mention Man U on this thread again I will unleash Diego Costa on you. This Chelsea zone. Last warning.

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Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Alutasenator: 9:21pm On Sep 14, 2014
This poster is a foolish fool and this shows me the kind of family the mixed sperm landed.am happy because she is better than your prostitute of a mother.stop mocking at somebody's wife and mother you child of a harlot.fatter goat.

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Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by donphilopus: 9:34pm On Sep 14, 2014
cashkid18: tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

Lol... Another Musiwa. The difference between both of you is that he doesn't quote himself!
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 9:42pm On Sep 14, 2014
Alutasenator: This poster is a foolish fool and this shows me the kind of family the mixed sperm landed.am happy because she is better than your prostitute of a mother.stop mocking at somebody's wife and mother you child of a harlot.fatter goat.
. Must you speak English seeing you can't even read English cos I can't see where somebody's wife was mocked on this thread. Word of advice next time type your comments in pidgin English most of us will understand or better still view and waka pass cos this your grammar construction fall hand pass PEJ own. Anyway thanks for viewing, we are almost at 1000 views.

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Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 9:43pm On Sep 14, 2014
frankben: sure cheesy. I knew a victory would make you feel happy so I had to call van gaal. He promised not to disappoint today and he kept to his word smiley

#Profusely blinking both eyes# Shines teeth#

Oh my darling!.....You are such a gem ..How can I repay you for your act of kindness?.
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 9:50pm On Sep 14, 2014
glitest:

#Profusely blinking both eyes# Shines teeth#

Oh my darling!.....You are such a gem ..How can I repay you for your act of kindness?.

*clears throat*

I'd wish for a kiss but it seems it's out of reach at the moment..... grin
A peck would suffice embarassed
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 9:52pm On Sep 14, 2014
frankben: *clears throat*

I'd wish for a kiss but it seems it's out of reach at the moment..... grin
A peck would suffice embarassed


A peak will be a great idea; Kissing is a far stretch.
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 9:52pm On Sep 14, 2014
frankben: *clears throat*

I'd wish for a kiss but it seems it's out of reach at the moment..... grin
A peck would suffice embarassed


A peak will be a great idea; Kissing will be a far stretch.
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 9:54pm On Sep 14, 2014
Yes we made it. Over 1000 views before 10pm. Now let's make it 2000 before 11pm, Amebos let's do it, there is power in the Name of Patience Jonathan. All of you falling in love on my thread last warning
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 9:58pm On Sep 14, 2014
glitest:

A peak will be a great idea; Kissing will be a far stretch.
thought saying that was gon'make you kiss me embarassed. A kiss is just what i want. Please. Just make me feel happy

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Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 10:02pm On Sep 14, 2014
frankben: thought saying that was gon'make you kiss me embarassed. A kiss is just what i want. Please. Just make me feel happy
Sorry luv.
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by focus7: 10:04pm On Sep 14, 2014
Op u got me cheap. Chei, there is Godu o!
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 10:14pm On Sep 14, 2014
glitest:
Sorry luv.
Goodnight Luv

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Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 10:16pm On Sep 14, 2014
frankben: Goodnight Luv

Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by nairalife2013(m): 10:29pm On Sep 14, 2014
I enjoyd d derailled posts. However, d main post stinks of insult and a sarcastic show of disdain and indirect mockery to a mother, a wife and a sister. Oh child! Your ways of offering jokes! Oh! tis like d twist of a snake in thy hand!
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by sparklebaby: 10:31pm On Sep 14, 2014
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by thandii1: 10:45pm On Sep 14, 2014
I674 views in less than 3hrs. cheesy..the ministry is moving. Please do not forget to include me in your acknowledgement during your write up.
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 10:45pm On Sep 14, 2014
Useless op. angry
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 10:53pm On Sep 14, 2014
nairalife2013: I enjoyd d derailled posts. However, d main post stinks of insult and a sarcastic show of disdain and indirect mockery to a mother, a wife and a sister. Oh child! Your ways of offering jokes! Oh! tis like d twist of a snake in thy hand!
. Finally, someone who can speak or write good English. But tell me you didn't come here hoping you'll find a reason to mock someone's mother, wife and sister. It was my intention to disappoint you. Obviously I did. 2000 views before 11pm, Amebos we can make it happen. There's power in the name of Patience Jonathan.
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 10:55pm On Sep 14, 2014
EroticAngelina: Useless op. angry
grin
EroticAngelina: Useless op. angry
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 10:58pm On Sep 14, 2014
thandii1: I674 views in less than 3hrs. cheesy..the ministry is moving. Please do not forget to include me in your acknowledgement during your write up.
. Yes Bro we are moving indeed, the gates of hell shall not prevail. There's Power in the name of Patience Jonathan
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by xenaxena(f): 11:08pm On Sep 14, 2014
olowodaddy: Amebo, I know say you must come here. You think say Mama Peace don fall hand again. Una no go leave this woman alone? Well if you came here looking for another "there is God oh" or "my fellow widows" sorry to disappoint you, its like the first ladies PR aides are beginning to work for their salaries, so no another "there is God oh" till further notice. Anyway, this thread was opened to test how many views per minute the name Patience Jonathan can attract on Nairaland, I would have named the thread "THE POWER IN THE NAME OF PATIENCE JONATHAN" but I no say plenty amebos no go read that kind topic. So thanks for viewing, feel free to also comment, I don't mind making front page. Moderators I use God and Jonathan beg una, make una no rename this thread and don't move it to Jokes section, no be joke NA POLITICAL RESEARCH. Long live Mama Peace. grin
mumu
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by bbdrown: 11:08pm On Sep 14, 2014
Dear Seun, this is another thread that should warrant a "dislike" click. Chai!

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Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 11:10pm On Sep 14, 2014
The ministry is moving indeed, there's power in the name of Patience Jonathan. As at 11pm we had 1895 views, we almost made it to 2000, good job amebos but time for me to go and sleep. Meanwhile the research progresses to another level, let's find out how many people will stay awake because of the name of Patience Jonathan. Hopefully by the time I wake up we should have 5000 views. Amebos keep viewing. There's power in the name of Patience Jonathan.
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 11:12pm On Sep 14, 2014
[quote author=glitest][/quote]LMFAO grin grin

i no dey leave you. kiss

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Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 11:16pm On Sep 14, 2014
xenaxena: mumu
. God save you say I don sleep. I for call you mumu back but I don't fight in my sleep. Anyway, thanks for viewing, thanks for moving the ministry forward. Almost 2000 views. There's power in the name of patience Jonathan
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 11:17pm On Sep 14, 2014
frankben: LMFAO grin grin

i no dey leave you. kiss

Okay!..Dries tears kiss kiss
Re: Breaking News; Patience Jonathan Is At It Again. by Nobody: 11:21pm On Sep 14, 2014
Yes, I knew we could do it. 2014 views as at 11:16pm. I de go sleep, night shift amebos can take over, let's make it 5000 views by 7am. there's power in the name of Patience Jonathan. Good night

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