SOME ANNOYING BBM/ FACEBOOK/
WHATSApp UPDATES:

1. Good night pals! (So make we
cry?)

2. Am back pals! (From... where? Prison or hospital?).
Who cares?

3. My heart is broken, I will never
love again (No be new thing). Na today? Tomorrow
na U go still say love is sweet

4. Am gonna be off for a while (Safe journey, no be
force).

5. Am back! Did u miss me? (I didn't even notice u
had gone...Duh!). Imagine question

6. I love my Boo (Tell him, not us). Coz its not our biz

7. Lagos on my mind (Ehen? Why u dey tell me? Na
me wan give u
transport FARE?). Abi make we de clap for you say U
de go Lagos?

8. So Angry (Go fight who provoke u ). Abi U wan add
us join?

9. People are wicked (Na today u
just dey know?). Abi U na saint?

10. Am in love (No be news). E don teh

11. I saw an angel (Na demon u for see b4?). By the
way did yu goto heaven ?

12. Money on my mind (Na so? Here resemble CBN?
Go rob bank). Abi we tell U say we love poverty

13. Oh God my flight is delayed (Take molue). See
announcement. Arik na 32k afterall

14. New look (Wetin be our business?). Abi U turn to
albino?

15. Am tired of this life (Who send u come b4?).
Express no de near U? Go stay when trailer is on high
speed or ota pia pia N20 is enof

16. Abuja Loading (U be conductor ? ) abi U want
become tiper?

17. In a meeting(for 2 months).. U go die there be dat

18. Hey,am using whatsapp.. (seeing you there makes
us to know.. We no need announcement again

19. I am single and searching (na wetin concern us,
abi here na love zone?)

20. I am off to church (Na baba lawo place u for go)?

Wetin u wan human being to talk na! Haba. U tink say we r robots?

Degree2466 lie say u never update any of the above?

Lol

Lecture on my mind

Sleeping things, Bathing things, Cooking things. Eating things, Church things. I hate viewing such status mistakenly

Mimienudles: Sleeping things, Bathing things, Cooking things. Eating things, Church things. I hate viewing such status mistakenly

Wat I hate in bbm, whatsap and FB is the K gals like doin unnecessary

If u enter 2go u wil be amazed at the way people think, one will say,2go things on point,am sick , pray for me; doropumping , dorodiva,, 2go should be restricted to 0-16 years only

MabraO: Degree2466 lie say u never update any of the above?

if i have done any of the above eeh! Let me bath naked in our village market square.

marieolae: Wetin u wan human being to talk na! Haba. U tink say we r robots?

No. We are not robots but why cant people say something meaningful outside telling us what you wanna do and where you wanna go? Who cares?

DEGREE2466:

No. We are not robots but why cant people say something meaningful outside telling us what you wanna do and where you wanna go? Who cares?

something meaningful like what? Do u expect us to be quoting inspirational speeches or what?