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That Shocking Sms by chimerase2: 11:47am On Sep 21, 2014
Picture THIS :
GUYS! u have a lovely wife who you love dearly and ONE day while U were going thru her phone you saw this sms sent from an unlisted number on her phone and it says 'Why is ur husband still alive'? and she replied 'Relax,am working on it'?

What will you do?

Ladies! if U saw the same thing on ur husband's phone, what will U do?
Re: That Shocking Sms by marieolae(f): 11:49am On Sep 21, 2014
Call the police. My husband is an undercover murderer! And pray also. God can do wonders.
Re: That Shocking Sms by vizkiz: 11:51am On Sep 21, 2014
this are the kindda things you should fast and pray about...come lemmie pray for you undecided

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Re: That Shocking Sms by mako007(m): 11:56am On Sep 21, 2014
Serve her tea made with acid grin troll the sender of the sms. Eliminate the threat. O! Where is my Robin?
Re: That Shocking Sms by mako007(m): 11:58am On Sep 21, 2014
marieolae: Call the police. My husband is an undercover murderer! And pray also. God can do wonders.
babe haba you too fine. shocked
Re: That Shocking Sms by marieolae(f): 12:03pm On Sep 21, 2014
mako007: babe haba you too fine. shocked
thank-you.
Re: That Shocking Sms by Nobody: 12:05pm On Sep 21, 2014
Hahahjahahahha gud one. In gym and cant stop laughing
Re: That Shocking Sms by mako007(m): 12:07pm On Sep 21, 2014
marieolae: thank-you.
*ojigbijigbi* can't check your pics enuf, you welcome
Re: That Shocking Sms by Ayosky19(m): 12:08pm On Sep 21, 2014
I will report her to my pastor........happy Sunday
Re: That Shocking Sms by Mynd44: 12:14pm On Sep 21, 2014
Ayosky19: I will report her to my pastor........happy Sunday
Dafuq?

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Re: That Shocking Sms by Ayosky19(m): 12:17pm On Sep 21, 2014
Mynd44:
Dafuq?
undecided
Re: That Shocking Sms by Nobody: 12:18pm On Sep 21, 2014
I will immediately call the police because I don't know actually the day his planning to do that shit.but y will a husband or wife do that??
Re: That Shocking Sms by valmunich(m): 12:20pm On Sep 21, 2014
Na to kill am first oh
Re: That Shocking Sms by ERCROSS(m): 12:21pm On Sep 21, 2014
In my own opinion..
I will summon a family meeting on her, my lawyer who will be coming along with a divorce letter signed by me but waiting for her signature, her parent/sibling, friends and family..

The topic of the meeting will be a direct question to my wife ..
'Why did u want me dead' ?
The outcome of the meeting will decide how quick the divorce will take effect, Though i'd prefer she go with her parent cha..
Re: That Shocking Sms by Nobody: 12:24pm On Sep 21, 2014
mehn dis one is strong... hv to call d cops...
Re: That Shocking Sms by chimerase2: 12:41pm On Sep 21, 2014
voodoo85: Hahahjahahahha gud one. In gym and cant stop laughing
re u gyming? shocked
Re: That Shocking Sms by chimerase2: 12:45pm On Sep 21, 2014
All dis comment I hv been reading I hv not seen wia sombody said he or she will forgive her and ask her to repent den move on with the marriage cus its beta for worse grin grin

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Re: That Shocking Sms by Nobody: 12:58pm On Sep 21, 2014
chimerase2: re u gyming? shocked
yes
Re: That Shocking Sms by Harmvirus(f): 1:21pm On Sep 21, 2014
chimerase2: All dis comment I hv been reading I hv not seen wia sombody said he or she will forgive her and ask her to repent den move on with the marriage cus its beta for worse grin grin

U are not serious right?
Re: That Shocking Sms by Baddestguyp(m): 1:28pm On Sep 21, 2014
mako007: *ojigbijigbi* can't check your pics enuf, you welcome
u see urself, she didn't even compliment ur own pics. stop woman wrapper-ing angry
Re: That Shocking Sms by Ivanspring(f): 1:35pm On Sep 21, 2014
First and foremost, I will lay a report at the police station. Then proceed to inform my parents. After that, i'll leave his house while i contact a lawyer to file for a divorce.
Re: That Shocking Sms by Nobody: 1:36pm On Sep 21, 2014
mako007: *ojigbijigbi* can't check your pics enuf, you welcome

U don dey craze abi? U neva see woman b4? How dis one take fine sotey u wan become her underwear? Woman wrapper oshi.
Re: That Shocking Sms by chimerase2: 1:41pm On Sep 21, 2014
voodoo85:
yes
*faints* embarassed
Re: That Shocking Sms by chimerase2: 1:43pm On Sep 21, 2014
Harmvirus:

U are not serious right?
amu serious na grin
Re: That Shocking Sms by mako007(m): 1:53pm On Sep 21, 2014
assfreak:

U don dey craze abi? U neva see woman b4? How dis one take fine sotey u wan become her underwear? Woman wrapper oshi.


Baddestguyp: u see urself, she didn't even compliment ur own pics. stop woman wrapper-ing angry


My mama once told me haters gon hate, tongue make una confess una too dey feel marieolae . FYI I ain't woman wrapping and it's not mandatory for her to compliment my pics too grin
Re: That Shocking Sms by Baddestguyp(m): 2:38pm On Sep 21, 2014
mako007:



My mama once told me haters gon hate, tongue make una confess una too dey feel marieolae . FYI I ain't woman wrapping and it's not mandatory for her to compliment my pics too grin
dey always deny it smh
Re: That Shocking Sms by Tymax(m): 2:44pm On Sep 21, 2014
Come, so nobody wants to assume that he/she may be joking? Why is everyone serious like this? Where is the love? grin

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Re: That Shocking Sms by Nobody: 3:10pm On Sep 21, 2014
chimerase2: *faints* embarassed
?
Re: That Shocking Sms by mako007(m): 7:46pm On Sep 21, 2014
Baddestguyp: dey always deny it smh
hang yourself!

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