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Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by Awoofawo(m): 10:46pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS I _______________hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old. Please answer the following questions honestly. 1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No 2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No 3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No 4. Are you working? Yes/No 5. Do you have a car? Yes/No if your answer to any of the above questions is NO Do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back. If all your answers were YES, Then continue... 1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ _______ _________________________________ 2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law. _____________________________________________ __________________________ _____________________________________________ __________________________ _________________________________ 3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money for my hair at the saloon", what would be your answer ? ________________ _____ _____________ 4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. _____________________________________________ _____________________________________________ ________________________________ 5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? __________________________________________________________________________________ 6.Do you have both dad and mum together? Yes/No If No explain why? _________________________________________ 7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No If YES for how long?________________________ If the time of their marriage is less than your age, Explain why you were born out of wedlock. __________________________________________________________________________________ 8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words) ________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________ 9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?_________________________________________ Answer the following with Yes or No. 1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No 2. Do you smoke? Yes/No 3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT 1. When can you be free for interviews? ______________________________ 2. When is the best time to interview your dad?____________________ 3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________ 4. When can I interview your church Pastor ____________________________________ 5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends. Sign here: ________________ Sign again: _______________ Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed soon. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful. As you are waiting, Please keep fasting and praying! Don't visit me unless you have a confession to make or an expensive Gift for me! Don't contact my daughter! If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave your details in case I need to ask you-more questions Postal Address: __________________________________ Email: __________________________________ Phone: ______________________________ Home:__________________________________ Facebook: ______________________________ 1 Like |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by bigt2(m): 11:10pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
what? I'm so dead |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by NZAN(m): 11:14pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
this is hilarious |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by priscaoge(f): 11:40pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
*Falls from a chair* This is crazy...What kind of form is this |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by Mologi(m): 11:41pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
@op say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TO DRUGS..... |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by marieolae(f): 11:46pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
That niggur must be craaaaazy lol |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by Heycube(m): 11:53pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
Only serius and Jobless man can answer dt. |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by MisterLongman(m): 12:00am On Sep 16, 2014 |
The man must have have worked with WAEC or NECO. |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by Nobody: 12:32am On Sep 16, 2014 |
Na chevron job application letter? Very funny. |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by Superstar007(m): 12:48am On Sep 16, 2014 |
Na to abscond jare. When e no be job I dey apply for or na Waec I dey write |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by Nobody: 12:53am On Sep 16, 2014 |
waste of my time. I no go even fill am sef talk of to return am cus dat one go b eff up. I go just cruise out go find beta babe with reasonable family. When the oda mumu family call me tire and i no pick/return dier calls den dem go no say dem don jones |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by Nobody: 5:55am On Sep 16, 2014 |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by Sanchez01: 6:31am On Sep 16, 2014 |
This is something! I trust no father would want to try this. The lady will grow white hair in her parent's home sharp sharp! |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by Ivanspring(f): 7:06am On Sep 16, 2014 |
Nice questions. Its actually the lady's duty to find out the answers to 90% of these questions. |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by spanzed(m): 8:35am On Sep 16, 2014 |
Lmao!!!! |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by Nobody: 12:19pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Lolz... If I were the guy, I will just put down my number with 'call me when she's grown grey hairs while waiting for a guy to find this form, my grandpa would be in need of her by then'. |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by izaray(f): 1:09pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
Dis guy is just wasting his talent here, why no u summit ur CV wit WAEC or NECO instead! A Very funny questions u asked der! |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by fitzmayowa: 3:24pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
LMAO... |
Re: Should You Receive This From Your Sweetheart Family: How Would You React? by Nobody: 3:30pm On Sep 16, 2014 |
I would just ask them to marry their daughter. kinde |
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