APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS
I _______________hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____ years old.

Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No
if your answer to any of the above questions is NO
Do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, Then continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
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2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how you can give respect to your father in- law and mother in-law.
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3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need money
for my hair at the saloon", what would be your
answer ?
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4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
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5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to
you? __________________________________________________________________________________
6.Do you have both dad and mum together?
Yes/No
If No explain why? _________________________________________
7.Were your parents legally married?
Yes/No
If YES for how long?________________________
If the time of their marriage is less than your
age, Explain why you were born out of
wedlock. __________________________________________________________________________________
8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" As used by women (100 words)
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9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________
10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is the owner of the kids between father and mother?_________________________________________
Answer the following
with Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke?
Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered?
Yes/No
LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interviews? ______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview your dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? ______________________________
4. When can I interview your church Pastor ____________________________________
5. Please stick your passport size photo below which will be put in the newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed soon. You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.
As you are waiting, Please keep fasting and praying! Don't visit me unless you have a confession to make or an expensive Gift for me!
Don't contact my daughter! If you do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask you-more questions
Postal Address: __________________________________
Email: __________________________________
Phone: ______________________________
Home:__________________________________
Facebook: ______________________________

what? I'm so dead

this is hilarious

*Falls from a chair*

This is crazy...What kind of form is this

@op say
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


TO



DRUGS.....

That niggur must be craaaaazy lol

Only serius and Jobless man can answer dt.

Na chevron job application letter?

Very funny.

Na to abscond jare.
When e no be job I dey apply for or na Waec I dey write

waste of my time. I no go even fill am sef talk of to return am cus dat one go b eff up. I go just cruise out go find beta babe with reasonable family.

When the oda mumu family call me tire and i no pick/return dier calls den dem go no say dem don jones

This is something! I trust no father would want to try this. The lady will grow white hair in her parent's home sharp sharp!

Nice questions. Its actually the lady's duty to find out the answers to 90% of these questions.

Lmao!!!!

Lolz... If I were the guy, I will just put down my number with 'call me when she's grown grey hairs while waiting for a guy to find this form, my grandpa would be in need of her by then'.

Dis guy is just wasting his talent here, why no u summit ur CV wit WAEC or NECO instead! A Very funny questions u asked der!

LMAO...