This article is to give a little insight on the
cute and funny things ladies do after a bad
break up.
1. DELETE HIS NUMBER: This is always the
first move. As soon as the guy breaks their
heart, the next thing is to delete his number.
But you know what’s annoying about this? It
doesn’t change anything because we still have
the ex’s phone number stored up in our
brains. Ask them in five years, they still
remember!
2. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS: I
know most people can relate to this. We all
have that friend who had a bad break up and
next thing, she thinks she has a BSc in dating.
Relationships become her favourite topic. She
suddenly wants to give relationship advice at
the slightest chance, even if hers did not
work. She knows how not to date a guy.
3. BECOME BORN AGAIN: When a guy whom
they loved so much breaks their hearts, next
thing is church. They forgot God was their
companion before the break up, but as soon
as the break up happens, they have the front
row in church, their voices would be the
loudest during service and would go to church
10 times a day if they have to. Some Muslims
even start wearing hijab. But as soon as they
find love again, it’s back to square one. Thank
God our God is a Merciful One!
4. TEAM SINGLE AND LOVING IT: Ladies
always
have a sense of empowerment after a bad
break-up. You start to see things like,
# teamsingleandlovingit , # teamsingleforever
etc even though we are dying inside. We
suddenly have our little NGOs and become
allergic to men. I pity some toasters during
this period because they will smell pepper!
5. BINGE EATING AND DRINKING: It’s after a
break up that we remember that food is our
best friend. They would buy the big bowl of
ice cream and the biggest bowl of KFC
chicken, or even buy a bottle of alcohol and
just drink to stupor. The truth of the matter
is, it doesn’t make us feel any better but we
do it anyway!
6. LISTEN TO DEPRESSING SONGS: They dig
out Adele’s album or watch ‘A walk to
remember’ and lay on their beds all day,
crying their eyeballs out after every scene. We
all know how depressing Adele’s ‘Someone like
you’ is. Even when you are in the best
relationship, that song just has a way of
making you feel sad.
7. MOOD SWINGS: After a break up,
everything reminds you of the ex. One second
they are happy, the next you see the type of
car your ex owns, or smell his cologne
somewhere and they are sad. Most friends
avoid these ones!
8. STALKING: This is a common factor
amongst the ladies. After a bad break up, they
would stalk their ex on Instagram, Facebook
or even dial his number a couple of times
with a strange number. Then when he says
hello, they hang up or just remain silent. We
know some of you are guilty. Women are the
best CIA agents!
9. THEY NEVER SIT AT HOME: If you haven’t
noticed this, when a girl is single, she never
stays home. Even if she wants to, her friends
will never let her. She would always want to
go out and have
that fun she would never have had with her
ex. It is always a plus when they know that
their ex would be at the event. If their ex will
be there, they would kak up (dress to kill) just
to make sure he realises what he is missing.
Besides, Mr. Right can be found anywhere.
10. ONTO THE NEXT ONE: Most of the time,
they turn to good girl gone bad if they can’t
handle themselves. Those toasters she kept on
hold while she was dating become her besties
and we all know the things that go along with
that.
I’m sure once in your lifetime, you have done
at least one of these listed above.

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femidejulius: Have you ever heard of plagiarism? Or copyright infringement? Why did you refuse to acknowledge the original writer by stating whr u lifted all these from? I saw this exact title on Sahara Reporters yesterday. Isn't there whr it was copied?

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femidejulius: Have you ever heard of plagiarism? Or copyright infringement? Why did you refuse to acknowledge the original writer by stating whr u lifted all these from? I saw this exact title on Sahara Reporters yesterday. Isn't there whr it was copied?

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Abajosax007: since its not yours mind your own business. "Ina ruwanka"

Oops! I can see you've nvr wrote anything worthwhile before. If you use your brain and oda resources to write something and someone later claims to be b writer(either by substituting ur name for his or by failing to acknowledge u) , u would have understood.
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