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My Brothers, Before You Marry A Lady, by chidiezeh(m): 2:11pm On Sep 16, 2014
invite her for a
dinner, Eat together and watch out for the following;.

1. If she starts eating the meat before u, it implies that she
would have plannned how to finish ur salary/income before
u even collect it.
2. If she wants to share the meat equally with u, it implies
that she won't be obedient to you, she will always question
ur authourity.
3. If she has a bigger spoon than u, it means that you can't
win any argument with her at all, and she may end up
beating you one day.
4. If her mouth makes noise while eating, it means she can't
keep secrets.
5. If she asks for extra, you will need blood tonic to survive
that marriage.
****TRUE or FALSE****
Re: My Brothers, Before You Marry A Lady, by lirusehn(m): 2:15pm On Sep 16, 2014
it's All a Joke undecided




cheesycheesygrin
Re: My Brothers, Before You Marry A Lady, by farano(f): 2:29pm On Sep 16, 2014

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